One day, Gus, a 24-year old Caucasian cis-gender MANfag was on his way to work when he got his privilege checked by an independent-minded, vegan, vagina-bearing, non-binary, new-age Muslim Buddhist, 3rd person-pronouned, trans-species snowflake named Trysha Phuckuntus. It saw Gus smiling at it in passing, which coming unsolicited from a male constitutes immediate rape. In reality Gus was smirking at Trysha Phuckuntus’ bold hairstyle choice, which consisted of a bright-red coloured bowl-cut parted down the middle and rather resembled a dickhead. At that moment Phuckuntus happened to be taking selfies for its instagram while leaking period blood freely from between its legs, which was brave, artistic, and beautiful. However, Gus could not understand such higher concepts because he was cisgendered and white and therefore an unsophisticated cave man as well as a nazi rapist with privilege. When some nearby police took notice of the situation, they did not even need to hear Gus' side of the story. Only women and brown-skinned non-binaries tell the truth because they are heaven's highest deities. However, since it was his first offence, the cops decided to go easy on Gus and only fine him $10 million for 2nd-degree oppression of a divine, gender-fluid angel.

Word of the incident soon reached his boss at the office, who, also happening to be a brave independent lesbian woman who don't need no man, immediately accused him of raping her multiple times whenever his eyes happened to be focused in her general direction. This was more than enough to fire his sexist, bigoted ass on the spot, and she lapped the patriarchal tears Gus shed right off his former desk, laughing triumphantly as he slowly exited the office with his small box of personal effects. What an amazing testament of valour this woman was, standing for justice and showing the cis-men that they all deserve to die for bearing the fleshy, wrinkly mark of satan between their rape-facilitating legs.

But that was only the beginning of Gus’ societal beatdown for being a woman-objectifying, toxic masculinity-signalling agent of the patriarchy, an evil entity so crafty and evasive that no one could locate it despite it’s global outreach of oppression. An agency with such awe and unspeakable horror that it made the holocaust pale in comparison with its devious perpetuation of two-gender public restrooms. Thanks to this agency of abomination, every single woman on planet earth is perpetually raped 50 times every 20 seconds each day by a soulless, testicle-suspending, mansplaining, male monstrosity.

When he got home, Gus’ wife already knew he had gotten fired. Being herself the brave, inspirational goddess that she was for possessing a vagina, she proceeded to launch an assortment of pointy kitchen objects at Gus while streaming the event live from her phone and told him he was a worthless piece of shit and that she had joyfully cheated on him every single day since they got married and that none of their children were biologically his. She then divorced him on the spot and kicked the retarded bastard to the curb while crying beautiful tears as another victim of Gus’ toxic masculinity and patriarchal oppression. Since she was a stunningly beautiful, abrosexual, genderfluid goddess with as many social media likes as there are stars in the night sky, she was undeniably entitled to the house he bought for her and everything in it including both cars and the kids (both of whom were trans, which guaranteed them a high station in society with all the bravest precious snowflakes). On top of owing $50,000 per day in alimony, Gus was granted visiting rights to his kids once every 80 years, and the divorce court, in its infinite and benevolent tolerance, was generous enough to allow Gus, the intolerant neo-nazi cuntface, to keep two pairs of socks and a used toothpick.

What a fucking useless cuck Gus was. What an absolute waste of cum and shit. It was a wonder that society was letting him off so easy.

So Gus, the repulsive, gun rights-advocating cuck found himself with no home and no income. And everyone knew he deserved it for being an elitist manwhore with such a disgusting, molesting penis. All the homeless shelters in the city only accepted women and children because they knew that any man they let in was obviously going to rape everyone including himself because that's what all cis-men did everyday. What reprehensible monsters. The only way to redeem themselves was to get the snippy snip and go trans to become beautiful, holy goddesses who were so brave. But Gus was an inferior Y-chromosome-bearing, bitch-ass faggot who only knew how to objectify women with his rape organ. And besides, he couldn't have afforded reassignment surgery in any case. Serves that disgusting, uterus-lacking, pants-wearing, native-american baby massacring, cis-privileged fuck boy right for violating a beautiful non-binary butterfly's sacred feelings with his raping man smirk. What a revolting sexist, woman-objectifying prickhole with his culture-appropriating dick.

Upon finally realising his ultimate mistake of being born in the first place, Gus gathered enough courage to jump off a highway overpass. His body ripped apart instantly and splattered all across the concrete after falling onto incoming traffic. One less evil, perverted man. One less semen-defecating rapist to oppress the world with his shrivelled testicles. His death paved the way for women and gender-fluid citizens of the world, all of whom were saints and goddesses with their sacred cunts and neutralised genitalia, to create a glorious heaven on earth. Amen.

tl;dr Don’t be like Gus.