Penis Size Around The World - Chateau Heartiste

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The study isn’t without its critics, who contend the methodology is wanting. But it is a preliminary stab at a forbidden subject that pretty much confirms what all of us slyly notice in pornos and at the gym locker. Black dudes are packing and Asian dudes are sprouting. White dudes are in the middle.

Average penis size by country:

Republic of Congo, 7.1 [ed: show-er… and grower?]

Ecuador, 7

Ghana, 6.8

Colombia 6.7

Iceland 6.5

Italy 6.2

South Africa 6

Sweden 5.9

Greece 5.8

Germany 5.7

New Zealand 5.5

UK 5.5

Canada 5.5

Spain 5.5

France 5.3

Australia 5.2

Russia 5.2

USA 5.1

Ireland 5 [leprechauns!]

Romania 5

China 4.3

India 4

Thailand 4

South Korea 3.8

North Korea 3.8 [but their women’s pussies are tight like balloon knot, so it doesn’t matter… until they emigrate to non-asian countries.]

– Women in warmer r-selection societies (where kids are pumped out early and often and fathers are mostly absent and not needed to help raise the kids) choose men who are flashier, sexier and sizier. Literally. It’s hot out, you’ve got your cock out, and women are staring at your package next to a bunch of other guys’ packages. The women don’t care so much about your fidelity or your paycheck from coding Facebook apps; first things first, they want that massive dong.

– Men in r-selection societies need bigger penises to dig down deep and scoop out competitor male sperm, said sperm which is in there because the women are really slutty and/or unfaithful. Men in highly k-selected societies, like Japan, don’t need huge dongs because their women aren’t always on the prowl for side action sexytime. A small hoohah helper does the trick.

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Title Penis Size Around The World - Chateau Heartiste
Author redpillschool
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Date 23 April 2016 04:36 PM UTC (5 years ago)
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[–]1whatsazipper52 points53 points  (2 children) | Copy

There was no consistent method applied to collect this data. It is useless.

[–]TiredUnicorn15 points16 points  (1 child) | Copy

The people conducting the study don't know dick.

[–]colucci27 points28 points  (16 children) | Copy

I enjoy reading CH but this is kinda bullshit.

How does CH explain outliers. Iceland is a cold country with low growth rate (implying K-selection tendency), yet they have relatively bigger penises than the average.

Then you have outliers in the opposite direction - Thailand and India, where the climate is warm and the population growth rate suggests r-selection tendency. So apparently they have their dongs out year long and women lust after that huge cock, yet they have the smallest penises around.

I can understand if you imply Iceland is an outlier. It's a country whose total population is about a fifth of the city I live in. Hence it's possible that some evolutionary quirk happened that is inconsistent with the theory. But India and South East Asian together account for about ~2 billion people out of the 7 billion people alive. It's such a big outlier that it cannot be ignored. India and South Asia just throw off that r-k selection dong size theory off the map.

edit - Also, I do not know much about African culture and history. But if they were anything like European societies (aka, patriarchal), women weren't going around choosing men. Women were chosen by men, not the other way around. So if anything, big dicks preceded female choice.

Furthermore, let's take note that Congo, Ghana and Nigeria are a specific subset of Africans. There are different types of Africans (east vs west) just like there are different types of Europeans. It seems like the stereotype of the black dude with a big penis is mostly for africans that are from central or west africa. Not ethiopians, somalians, mozambiquans or kenyans. Yet, it seems to me that pretty much all African societies are warm r-type societies.

CH is a shot in the dark. Insightful and interesting at times, yet sometimes it is completely ignorant and irrational.

[–]Sdom12 points3 points  (11 children) | Copy

How does CH explain outliers.

The problem with your reasoning (Indians live in the tropics, but have small pee pees) is that where a race evolved isn't necessarily where it ended up. East Asians evolved in a very cold climate due to geography and the ice age. (Caucasians did as well. For all our differences, we actually split off from each other fairly recently)

Certain offshoots then went to Thailand, which is tropical, but they still carry many of the traits they evolved in the cold. Of course, they are now more r-selected than the Japanese, for instance, because of the influence of their environment (tropics select for r as they are more randomly hazardous but food is plentiful) but not moreso than the Africans, who evolved solely in a tropical environment with all the selective pressures that entails.

Africans display many adaptations to tropical life. Their skin is dark to withstand the sun, their hair is kinky and moisture resistant, which helps with sweat dissipation and more effectively blocks the sun, they have adaptations against malaria (which has the unfortunate side effect of sickle cell in some individuals). They also display signs of being a little more r-selected, which makes sense considering the tropical environment.

Tropical environments and cold environments are both dangerous, but in different ways. The tropics are more randomly dangerous. It doesn't matter how smart you are if you get malaria, or ambushed by a lion, or bitten by a snake. But food is plentiful. So, an r-selected strategy works better there than in Northern Europe, where lots of people might mean too many mouths to feed in a tough winter.

Blacks reach sexual maturity faster, have twins at twice the rate of whites, who have them at twice the rate of Asians, have higher levels of testosterone, bigger penises, and so on. They exhibit high rates of reproduction anywhere in the world they inhabit relative to other races.

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Mestizos are a hybrid of Spaniard men and Amerindian women. Amerindians ("American Indians") are Eurasian in origin, specifically of the more Asian branch. All Eurasians picked up some genes from Neanderthals, who were in Europe for hundreds of thousands of years before AMH (Anatomically Modern Humans) pushed into the North. The Asians probably picked up some Denisovan genes as they displaced them in Asia. Amerindians probably invaded the American continent after the Younger Dryas, possibly through the Bering Strait, possibly via boat.

The Spaniards are European, specifically Mediterranean, with some Moorish (Moslem Berber and Arab) admixture from the Muslim Caliphate's invasion and subsequent occupation of the Iberian Peninsula from the 8th through 15th centuries.

The hairlessness comes from the Asian ancestry. So, too, may the robustness; it depends on which Amerindian group specifically, as some were quite tall. However, depending on your socioeconomic status, you may have more or less European lineage. More European lineage is invariably linked to higher intelligence, greater wealth, and higher status.

The semen thing is bunk, though it's healthy to let the boys be free. It improves semen quality, and presumably the overall function of the testes.

[–]Wilreadit0 points1 point  (6 children) | Copy

What I want to know is, given what you have is there a way to add inches to your dick?

This is the question that noone seems to be asking.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Inches, probably not. An inch or maybe two if you are real lucky? Absolutely.

Check out thunders place.

[–]Sdom10 points1 point  (3 children) | Copy

I hear letting a dirty homeless man suck your penis makes it bigger. Try it and tell us how it goes!

[–]Wilreadit0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

Do I have to cum, or just edging should suffice?

[–]Sdom10 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

It's best you leave nothing to chance. Give him the load.

[–]Wilreadit0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Sure man, thanks a lot. This was very informative.

[–]Brewjo0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Surgery is the only proven method.

Usually 1.0-2.0 inches can be pulled forward after the scalpel monkey degloves your dick and cuts the tissue anchoring the shaft to the pubis.

Some girth can be added with filler or lipo but that is usually a temporary effect and also the most risk of damage or later complications.

All the pumps, massage, oils and pills are woo-woo. The first two are great ways to damage nerves, blood vessles and chambers by placing unnatural hydrologic stresses on the penis. The latter are placebos that separates a fool from money.

9/10 times it's easier and cheaper to get a bitch to kegal her box into a knot. Sp that's the long and short of it.

[–]colucci0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Dude that's racist!!

Jokes aside, very fair points.

[–]1Entropy-7-1 points0 points  (1 child) | Copy

Scandinavians tend to be taller, so everything is bigger.

[–]colucci3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

This is assuming a significant relationship between height and cock size.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (18 children) | Copy

Can there be difference in the states of the same country?I am Indian.None of my friends have a 4 inch boy.I wonder if these studies are even real.

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They were inconsistently measured and the samples are inconsistent too.

I wouldn't pay much attention to this, though it does explain a lot about South Koreans.

[–]shineoneme4 points5 points  (13 children) | Copy

The average Indian living in India is malnourished and has stunted growth both in height and penis size. Indians born and raised in the west are better built and taller due to better nutrition. Therefore it's not a race thing.

[–]RetroGroovin2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Might be true. I live in a city what might be one of the biggest Punjabi populations in the West. The average male here is well over 5'9" with plenty exceeding the 6'4" range. Then again they tell me punjab is state where the warriors settled historically so maybe thats the reason.

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May be,I got confused because I live in an Indian state which is far more advanced than the west.But,we do not have statistical data for individual states.I checked HDI of countries.The HDI of Kerala is 0.92(Similar to Denmark) and USA is only 0.91.So may be that's why people here seems be hung and looks more ripped than the average westerner.And may be because Keralites adore meat and fish.

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You are full of hate man.I can understand your frustration considering Indians are the highest paid sub group in the united states.

Everything you said is pretty much horse shit and is worth a laugh.May God bless you.LOL!

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Well half of what you said has nothing to do with facts however I could ask a white man to get off my country just like the way you did.Its as simple as that.I do agree that women sucks.No whites are going to support a man like you.No blacks are going to support you.No yellows are going to support you.No brows are going to support you.The fact is people wouldn't even care about a man like you because everyone would consider you as a mad sad man but I know that's exactly you are.Brother,just stop hating people.You are killing yourself because of your hate.I mean,what do I have to lose?Nothing.You bark like a poor sad dog.

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First of all,I can always ask any white guy to get out from "our" land just like the way you say because you are not special snow flake.Don't just act like a little bitch.Second of all,I do feel empathy for you guys because I have heard whites saying like this "My mom is now living with her boyfriend".I truly know that most of these white women and women in general are whores.What you have to do is be calm and pat yourself at the back and be happy. :)

[–]Wilreadit-1 points0 points  (4 children) | Copy

I think I have heard of this place in TedTalk by a statistics guy.

[–]SuSwamyForFM2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

it is communist hell...dont believe this guy....if it werent for remittances from keralites working in middle-east this state would have nothing.

[–]Wilreadit0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Hmm that was a quick rebuttal.

I think probably the stats are true but the reason may be brought under question.

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Yeah,its quite a famous state.There is even a model of development called "Kerala model".

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[–]NeoreactionSafe16 points17 points  (1 child) | Copy


If your dick is really large you aren't required to pay Child Support.

Some kind of "large cock exclusion" in the law.

However, if your penis is small you might be required to pay for your neighbors children.


[–]RetroGroovin4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Absolute fucking gold right here.

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As far as I know, this study was about self-reported penis length.

[–]leftenant_t3 points4 points  (2 children) | Copy

So some Korean dude unironically said that he has 3.8 in dick?

[–]ECTD2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Hey, if everyone else around you has a 3.0 in cock, wouldn't you wanna tell someone you're packing .8 in of extra heat?

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Maybe they arent obsessed with penis-size?

[–]Dookiestain_LaFlair5 points6 points  (1 child) | Copy

So you're the big dong expert

[–]Modredpillschool[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Takes one to know one.

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[–]TRPApprentice2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

lmao what's the point of posting this here exactly?

[–]Modredpillschool[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

To get discussion flowing about evolution.

[–]1Entropy-74 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Weird thing I noticed is the difference between Chinese girls in North America, and Chinese girls in China. In Canada I banged women of all sorts of shapes and sizes and colours and a woman was a woman was a woman.

Then I get to China and start banging Chinese women in situ and holy crow, all of a sudden I am a god of cock! It's not just that the women are telling me that my dick is (too) big, it is a physically different experience: I have to take things a lot slower and more gently lest I rend them.

It might simply be a function of a low (<4) n-count but that can't be all of it.

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Canada! Fuck you USA. .4 of WOOT

[–]1Entropy-70 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Ya, because we are more tropical and r-selection ;-p

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This data, while interesting, is pretty useless for the intents and purposes of this sub. How big your dick is is meaningless if you don't lift, have no game or no frame. However those things could offset a smaller dick.

[–]1Entropy-71 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy

From what I have seen and read, if you have a big dick and you bang at least one woman who has a social circle, then word gets out and some women will want to fuck just as out of curiosity.

From talking with women - and a lot of surveys and studies back this up - most women don't want a huge dick.

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Yeah I mean it definitely doesn't hurt to be above average, but it's nothing to hang your hat on (hehe)

[–]1Entropy-71 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Upvote for multiple double entendres in one sentence.

I think I am lucky for being on the high side of average. Perhaps the best would be one standard deviation above the mean (would that make you a "standard deviant"?). More than big enough but not so much that you will split them in two.

[–]Trucks_N_Chainsaws1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

How the fuck do you just lump the USA in there like the vast majority of US citizens have been here for the last 10,000+ years and didn't just immigrate here in the last 9-12 generations? Fuck outta here.

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Looking at it biologically is useless.

Looking at the US data as a way to know your competition is up useful.

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Good post redpillschool. Look around at this thread. This goes to show you that retards will STILL deny whats right in front of their eyes.

Here's a hint dumbasses... besides liking the dominance projected by her ex, or that one guy she really likes, if the she goes above and beyond to the point of financially supporting the guy and giving her all... theres a high chance he has a big dick. There are certain things they will do when this is available to her.

I agree with the hot climate shit because I am 7. I used to be 6 in but grew up thankfully there along with the rest of my body.

Redpillschool, and everyone else who is sensible enough to know the truth, the only reason this is "controversial" is because it would force people to realize SIZE DOES MATTER. No amount of bullshitting will replace the filling sensation she will get from proper size.

This is probably one of those questions those without proper size dread asking because they know DAMN WELL the answer is yes it does matter. "Motion of the ocean" is another BP LIE

[–]RetroGroovin0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Seriously. Dudes need only look at the leading dildo sizes to know what is truth and what is lie. BP got them so invested in coddling their own feelings they can't even register whats right in front of them.

[–]NaughtyFred0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Ireland 5 [leprechauns!]

pfft....I'm Irish and I'm 23% bigger than that!

This website is fun for figuring out where you "stand"

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Seriously great post that helps explain r and k selection. I laugh at all the supposed red pill men who can't accept their penis size. And the sick truths of life. This post really shows the male hamster in action.

Accept your genetics guys. And build from the truth. You can't claim to be a red pill man if you can't accept the truth.

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[–]housewifeonfridays1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

You answered you own question-Asian women have small vaginas. The best dick for a small vagina is a small one.

[–]Follow_Rabbit0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

It should probably be considered as a rough guide only.

[–]2Deapluv-1 points0 points  (1 child) | Copy

So what is your point (heh)... Your obsession with measuring your dick against other dudes seems odd...

[–]Modredpillschool[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

I didn't write this.

[–]Starshitlord-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

5.5 is average Canadian. feels good to be above the average if shits legit yo

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I think you're secretly gay. And obsessed with other men's penises.

[–]Modredpillschool[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

That's actually it. Flaming.

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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