He found a unicorn wife

christianlazard · 2018-03-18T04:02:51+00:00

He found his hot chick

2018-03-18T05:55:02+00:00

oh man, this would be hilarious legal protection... if you do find yourself dating/cohabiting with a girl, and she ever does claim you have a common law marriage, you can say no, it cannot be legally effective because you're married to a chicken nugget.

don't mind me, off to marry my own darling nugget.

MauserFG42 · 2018-03-18T13:15:24+00:00

she actually tastes good when you eat her

2018-03-18T15:03:14+00:00

So when he gets divorced do they just give 1/2 his money to some divorcing lesbian? Or does it go to McDonald's?

jargonoid · 2018-03-18T06:51:21+00:00

Got a non FB mirror or is this an easy downvote?

Non-PC-Guy · 2018-03-18T13:16:06+00:00

At least a chicken nugget cannot take you for everything you’ve got.

TheFall_ · 2018-03-18T14:30:19+00:00

Better than being married to a woman in our society at least...

Massoflick · 2018-03-19T03:31:45+00:00

Can you get the same tax breaks

2018-03-19T02:02:19+00:00

Does half his soul belong to McDonald's, how does this work?

2018-03-19T02:10:49+00:00

Must be some sexy piece of titty.

Title	He found a unicorn wife
Author	boy_named_su
Upvotes	31
Comments	12
Date	March 18, 2018 2:25 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/858kft/he_found_a_unicorn_wife/
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