serendipity : the faculty or phenomenon of finding valuable or agreeable things not sought for

I wasn't planning on writing this. My next topic was going to be based around the Tiger Theory and statistics of Nightclubs. I'm still going to write that one because I think it's very funny and informative.

But over the past two weeks I kept seeing discussion and topics about shit tests and more importantly, I kept getting messages about how men are supposed to tell the difference between sluts and dateable women.

I was in shock, at first because I realized we had reached a place where men couldn't discern such things, and secondly because I couldn't explain how.

I'm very arrogant in my ability to express myself and articulate my ideas, so being unable to explain how to do something so basic and redundant that I'd forgotten it was an actually applicable skill baffled me.

So I did what I've always done and I went outside and experimented.

I'll be honest: I failed a lot. I'd gotten so reliant on my experiences that I knew all my results were tampered by them; I knew if the woman I was talking to was a slut and I tailored my tests to things I knew they would fail at. I was cheating my own tests subliminally.

This sounds as silly reading it as it did acting it out, but I had to FORCE myself into ignorance, to look at women the way betas do: a blind, hopeless gaze into something I need but can't understand, like children searching for God in the pages of a Bible they can't comprehend.

I channeled all my finest years of being a beta and while not 100% perfect I got what I wanted, I was able to look at women with a bit of subjectivity.

One of the benefits I had was that I'm not a cheating man so I had no interest in sleeping with any of these women. They were test subjects and nothing more so my end game wasn't reliant on them whatsoever, I got what I wanted simply by them engaging with me. So yes, in the end, because my end game was outcome independent my results skewed favorably for me, the general idea still stands.

The Male Shit Test

1.Know What You're Testing For.

One of my biggest findings over the past year, both on the internet and during my life experiences in the thick of our current social miasma, is that men have no clue exactly what they want. They claim to want a loveable, dateable, respectable woman but then they complain when she doesn't fuck immediately or they get mad when she asks for things back, as if she's supposed to just be grateful for your very existence.

No one gets something for nothing. Women want shit, and good women want your time and commitment. They don't have time for you to "figure it out" because of the Wall, so they need your security, both physical and long term.

If you just wanna bang out ratchets that's fine, but don't lie to yourself. Don't be a hypocrite. Know what you're testing for and stick to it.

This post, for instance, is about how to test for a Dateable Woman. If you want hoes to bang out I can go a short psa.

2.The First Test Is For Attraction. Women know the moment you come up and approach them that attraction has been established. They need to figure out if you're a man. For you, you need to establish attraction so you don't waste your time.

Make her prove she's attracted to you by doing something only a woman who IS attracted to you would do: Make her hold your drink if you're at a bar, if you're out somewhere and you get a call make her wait while you answer it then politely hang up, etc.

Women will NEVER wait for anything in this world of endless attention. If you can get a woman to wait then you've peaked her interest and generated attraction.

3.Slut Test. Some woman just LOOK like sluts. I don't know how to explain it but there's some woman you just look at it and you know they take dick. This won't always be the case so you have to generate certain tests to weed them out.

My preferred method is once I've generated attraction and kissed her---this is important, you can't fully Slut Test until the kiss happens---is to overly escalate. I slap her ass, run my hand on her thigh, tell her how badly I want to taste her; I'll turn on the heavy caveman game hard. I get 3 results:

1.Toal denial. My aggressiveness turns her off. This is welcomed for me because it lets me know she's not my kind of woman.

2.Total acceptance. My hand is never blocked---I stop it before I reach the sweet spot because my interest isn't genuine which only further turns her on(women LOVE being teased)---the moans of ecstasy begin spouting out, she tries grabbing my dick, full on ready for that work.

This is a slut. I'm not that fucking attractive, I'm not saying anything special, she just has no control over her sex drive, it controls her. This is bad.

Not only will some other man be able to do this to her, but it grants you no ego boost whatsoever: If it was this easy for you, it's this easy for other men too. Men stick with these women because they're weak and insecure and it makes them feel good to think they're special. Don't be stupid. Don't be Kanye.

C.She's Turned On But Resists. This is the balance you're looking for. She's into you, she's can't help but moan when you touch her and turn her on, but she's strong enough to resist, to make you earn more. She's shown you she's interested and now it's your turn to provide her some security.

Once again, take your ego out of it. She's not rejecting you because you're ugly---she let you touch her, she moaned, she's into you---she's holding back because she has class and self control.

4.The Trust Test. Ahh, my favorite. I will have my best friend--who has one of those androgynous names---text me something stupid and flirty and I'll make sure to laugh and smile so she sees.

Then I'll leave my phone right by her and go do something. If she looks she will say something, either then or in the future, but she will say something. If she doesn't, then I'll push it one step further and see if she's for real by having my buddy text me a naked picture of some Tinder chick.

If she doesn't react to that it usually means she's not going through your phone. Good. Most cheating comes from lack of trust so establishing a means of knowing if SHE trusts YOU is huge.

5.The Friend Test. Shit is simple, hang out with her closest girl friends and get them drunk. See how they act. See how she acts. Notice how they act around men. Encourage them to dance, encourage them to be themselves. See how they act.

Judge accordingly. Hoes usually stick with hoes or at the very least encourage their non hoe friends to act like them so that they don't feel like such sluts.

6.The Respect Test

This one is easy. Meet her Dad. Simple as that. You used to meet the parents for HER benefit now it's for YOURS. See how she and her mom---If she doesn't have both parents I bolt, but that's just me---treat her Father. See if it's with admiration and respect or if he's just some goofy beta.

7.The Self Control Test

The most important test of them all and it never stops, it never ceases. This test lasts forever and it changes with how long you've been dating.

Early on it's taking her out on a first date and seeing how fucked up she gets. Later it's staying in on weekends and encouraging her to go with her friends. See how often she does it. At this point in life my girl goes out when I go out or with her family.

I don't force her, on the contrary, i encourage her to go out with her friends. She'd rather watch me write or read a book to her.

Later on in life, deep into the long term shit, encourage an open relationship or swinging or cuckold or any of that goofy beta shit. See if she's down for it. See if she wants it. See if she's thinking about other men.

The self control test NEVER, EVER ends. To the end of time you will occasionally test her for self control. This is the one area I am relentless on and never let up. It is the most valuable quality for a woman to have and you have to always make sure.

I know there's things I missed out on but this shit is verbose enough and my hands are tired. If you have any questions or feel i need to go in depth anywhere let me know.

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