Help! Hooked up with this chick from tinder and she hasn't left my house in 2 days .. have another date tomorrow fml.

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It's def a tough situation though. I banged a woman in an SUV for almost a year straight in 2015 (once or twice a week). We'd park in different areas of her neighborhood late night and do the deed. Before that I'd go to her place and bang her out, but she ended up moving to a place where she had to share a room with her daughter, hence car banging (fuck paying for hotels).

When she had her own room I hated sleeping over because it a twin bed with literally no space for two people.

She was a gogo dancer from Venezuela with a rock hard body... But she had a kid and she was a pretty horrible mother (as in her daughter had zero supervision). The fuck did I care though. I just wanted to fuck and be out. It's the one thing that I ended up losing respect for her though. Never taking her serious, as well as her line of work. Her daughter didn't ask to be born to a stripper. She'll grow up to be just as fucked. The cycle continues.

I still don't understand a woman's fascination with fucking in areas where they may potentially get caught by other strangers. Like fucking with the curtains wide open. Had she not gone back to Venezuela (her visa expired) we'd probably still be driving around, late night fucking in the back of the SUV with the seats down. I wonder if she's even alive with how bad things are there right now (Venezuela is one protest away from turning into a madmax movie). She tried to get me to go with her to settle down Lololololol. Yeaaaa, fuck that.

About fucking in the car though, Your reality is their reality. I think she enjoyed it more than me. I got tired of it because it was like fucking on the floor. Fucks up your knees.

Just figure something out that's convenient. Before she left to Venezuela though I did end up letting her come by the house. It ruined everything. I think she felt like she was special and had been upgraded to top bitch. She changed, didn't want to fuck as much as before. In the car she was a dick fiend. But she was already acting married the first day I fucked her on my bed. Two or three girls after her, being a hard headed jackass that I am, I finally realized that it never works to have them sleep over. Don't do it. They literally take it the wrong way and will try to withhold sex from you. Everything is a power play to women.

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Not a whole lot outside your own existence seems to matter to you. It's just really easy to point out to someone like you who seems to be so full of criticism that they are indeed a fucking moron. You critique people's lives but can't even spell or use proper grammar. The actual topic at hand is you are indeed human garbage. Your post history just shows that you're a lonely pile of shit who is in desperate need of some attention (being excited to not have interactions with females because sexbots are the future?) People like you exist on the internet to be rude and feel important. The problem is that once you leave your computer you just go back to being a boring, insecure, weak, pathetic excuse for a human. Your tough guy persona on the internet is just a facade for your sad and tiny existence. You probably don't have a career that you enjoy nor do you have any personal success of which to be proud. You're most likely living paycheck to paycheck while crying to yourself that you haven't had a date or been laid in years. People like you are a drain on society and will bring nothing of value to this country. I just take personal satisfaction with calling out fuckups like you.

TL/DR: You're a sad pathetic person with absolutely zero hope of making any meaningful relationships. You are cancer.

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They locked the comments of the original post Lololol

Too much red pill bombardedment for one day in the tinder sub I guess.

I didn't even know how I came across that post. Blue pill simp laughing about he needed to kick a tinder date out of his house via the police. What in the actual fuck. Guy doesn't realize how fucked he was, and how lucky he got.

What if that psycho had actually been wide awake and not tired from sleeping in her car the past couple days (or weeks)? Was he so blue pill that he didn't even get to smash and they only had dinner?

Why bring her back to his place, unless he did intend to get dirk digler on that ass?

I'm not too sure that bragging about going on tons of tinder dates especially if he keeps bringing em back to his place. It only takes one bitch to cat fish his ass

Edit: someone mirrored her photo before it was taken down. Heroes Lololololol

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/SsDJk

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