In the beginning God created Man. He saw that Man was lonely and created women. They exist solely to ease the loneliness that comes with being a man. You can break it down even further, and conclude they exist solely for Man’s entertainment. Men who try to get anything more out of them will always be disappointed. So that’s why they exist. Oh, and reproduction. Reproduction can be a good thing, sometimes. They lack all the other qualities you would expect from a fellow man. Enjoy your weekend.