My girlfriend broke up with me over Facebook messenger the night before my birthday. I have to see her at school tomorrow. I know she got me some hot sauces for my birthday before the break up. Should I accept them or tell her to fuck off?

Coluphid · 2017-04-11T04:44:05+00:00

Plenty of hot sauce in the world.

And worth far less than your dignity.

Would you really enjoy those sauces? When every time you looked at them - much less tasted them - you would be reminded of her and her betrayal.

Not only that but the association might spread to hot sauce in general. Better to reject her as she rejected you. Move on, go your own way, buy your own hot sauce and enjoy them free of association with hurtful things.

2017-04-11T05:10:59+00:00

I would personally take the severance package

nigelh · 2017-04-11T10:25:31+00:00

Relax, chill, be friendly. Believe me if she is trying to dig at you she will really hate that and if not you'll probably get your sauces. Always remember that life starts from now. Yesterday is only there to remind you not to make the same mistake again.

This is r/MGTOW and we just saw you learn a valuable lesson. Now extrapolate it to AWALT and you'll be able to afford all the best hot sauces on what you save on girls.

MediocreHolocaust · 2017-04-11T10:48:43+00:00

Free hot sauce is free hot sauce.

2017-04-11T09:03:03+00:00

You should approach her and ask her if you can still have the hot sauces even though you're broken up.

Let her know that you are using her for free shit. Then ghost her afterwards.

Rognin · 2017-04-11T15:01:25+00:00

I would put a genuine smile on and take the hot sauces gracefully. I'd thank her and just leave as if nothing were wrong.

mgtau · 2017-04-11T05:35:12+00:00

If she tries to present you the gifts, I would just have this queued up on your phone to play:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCAT5GmGp5c&t=1m24s

2017-04-11T05:44:25+00:00

Don't take them. If you do take them, give them to someone else.

slappydapussy · 2017-04-11T06:27:21+00:00

Don't look at her, don't talk to her, don't be near her.

2017-04-11T13:38:17+00:00

She knows you'll think of every time you use it.

ZergSuperHighway · 2017-04-11T05:52:50+00:00

Had I known then what I know now things would have been way easier.

Just ghost her.

MessyEnema · 2017-04-11T12:26:13+00:00

The best response is total apathy to the breakup.

Show her that the breakup doesn't affect you at all, because she's not special and the relationship wasn't special.

Take them with a smile on your face, do a 360 and walk away, then do the breakup thing and go NC.

Acting butthurt is giving her power. She can then act like a victim.

Oftowerbroleaning · 2017-04-11T13:44:32+00:00

take them and throw them in the trash with the rest of the relationship. Life's too short to worry about women.

manthrowingmyownway · 2017-04-11T16:02:03+00:00

Do not accept the gifts.

It's just another shit test.

Ignore her.

Scrubpuppy · 2017-04-11T16:57:08+00:00

Have you ever seen the movie Office Space?

That scene when the main character's boss tries to stop and talk to him and he just walks around him and keeps going?

Do that.

SinTekniq · 2017-04-11T17:47:30+00:00

all my ex's broke up with me 1 week before my birthday.
Women like to do that, think they like you to suffer more because they know it's an important day for you plus they feel like you did them wrong.
Don't take the hot sauce and never let anyone around you make you feel like the idiot for not accepting it.
You are sending a message, tell her to give it to her new bf because she probably already has one.

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jackonager · 2017-04-11T10:43:00+00:00

Take the sauce, let her see you throw it in the trash, fuck her best friend.

2017-04-11T13:03:34+00:00

Take the sauce. Get out of your feelings and move on with class. Any vengeful actions or outbursts, will only make negative emotional feelings linger, and her the victor. Accept and enjoy the parting gift. Men move forward. Men Go Their Own Way!

AMR2802 · 2017-04-11T19:35:09+00:00

I feel you, my ex did the same thing to me.

casra888 · 2017-04-11T19:43:11+00:00

If I was this guy and she was going to still give me something after dumping me? I'd refuse and ghost.

downtownwinnipeg1 · 2017-04-11T04:46:46+00:00

Ignore her

Rhodesius · 2017-04-11T06:07:10+00:00

Take em and dump em in the trash. Or better yet, on her head!