Tv hosts rubbing oiled up olympian

Today I came across an article about how this Olympian is a new internet craze. It comes complete with the tv hosts soaking their panties while rubbing him down. side note: Hollywood should give this guy a shot if he can keep smiling while the lady on the left is rubbing him.

Now that I am starting to see the world through red glasses I immediately recognize that if this was a female olympian:

  • twitter/tumblr would immediately declare a code butthurt
  • Feminuts would demand that they recognize her athletic prowess instead of treating her like a fine piece of meat
  • fat, lonely womyn with aposematic hair and a bull ring in their nose would declare rape and call for death of the shitlords

because its a male olympian... crickets

Point #2 Did you lift today?

This guy's build is certainly better than mine. He isn't really big or lean though. With discipline in your diet and lifting heavy things you can make the vag tingle too.

Now I am headed to the weight room. I'm a day late, but at least I am getting it done.

VTPM = Vag Tingles Per Minute