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[–][deleted] 38 points39 points40 points 7 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
I feel bad for women though. They go to these lengths with make up because all they have is beauty. Besides that they have nothing else to improve on.
[–]no_gal_friend0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They have a vagina... which does not improve over time.. But they could only "work" on their fake beauty.
[–]ramaga34 points35 points36 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
This reminds me of a conversation I had with a casual female friend of mine back in grad school. She was moderately attractive, say a 6 or 7 out of 10. Once morning she walked by me in the library where I was studying. She looked terrible, pale and wan, like she was ill and on her deathbed.
"Oh my God, Sue. Are you all right?" I asked her, genuinely concerned.
"I'm fine," she said, looking slightly embarrassed. "I didn't have time to put makeup on today."
I was mortified, as I had no intention of embarrassing her. But, I never forgot that incident or the transformative power of women's makeup.
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's hilarious.
[–]choikwa2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
everybody even women can appreciate make up
[–]Bartand23 points24 points25 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women are an illusion. That what it mean to me.
[–]GroundhogLiberator22 points23 points24 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Aside from my general sadness about the state of society, these comparisons make me feel better about myself. I'm not the best looking guy in the world, but if someone compliments my appearance, they're complimenting me, not some painting of me that takes hours of preparation and hundreds of dollars worth of cosmetics.
[–]RecQuery20 points21 points22 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
*Looks at the comments on other subreddits*
Yeah, that's pretty much what I expected, apparently men are both stupid for not realising women are fake and to blame for women doing it in the first place.
[–]Malefics12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Holy shit...
[–]NAmember8116 points17 points18 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Reminds me of that "Seinfeld" episode where Jerry was dating that girl who would switch from gorgeous to ugly depending on the light in the room.
[–]MuhTriggersGuise1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, and they literally achieved that for the show by altering her makeup.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Episode The Strike.
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
and yet they'll whine about photohopped images in magazines hahaha
[–]FritzLn3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
if only reason and logic meant anything to women. they just scream and cry and cowardly men capitulate
[–]Teflon081910 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Gives the term "bait and switch" a whole new meaning.
[–]ransay32778 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Fake face, fake boobs, fake hair: but she wants a real man.
[–]Aziz_921 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She was the complete 666 package. 6 foot, 6 figures, 6 pack. No compromise.
[–]ransay32770 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Boy you got that right. Describes a lot of women I know to a T.
[–]Starcruiser287 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
This goes to show how a low SMV female tries to capture a higher SMV male.
a good 3 point swing in SMV here right?
[–]gundahir8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
the make up side looks like some sort of weird clown alien, no idea how people find that attractive
Women are trying to be aliens. Look at how the Kardashians look
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bu... But muh kawaii :'( :'( /s
[–]chronoic5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thats why alot of my friend tend to say. "I swear she was hot lost night".
[–]wawakaka5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Whoa! Omg
[–]PinHunter653 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Bleach, someone! Wheres the eye bleach?!?!?!
[–]no_gal_friend0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pFxgmDfKP4 bleachin Homer..
[–]justiceavenger3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have more of a problem with the left side then right. I find the right side to be more attractive because that is natural unlike the left side which is just fake. If I was dating a women like this that always used so much make up it would bug me because it would feel like I wasn't with a real person.
[–]Brokemgtow3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yuck
[–]skeletonized3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah that's Dark Occult if ever I saw it.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She actually naturally very beautiful. The made up side is frightening.
[–]gifv-bot1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
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No wonder 80% of guys are seen as under average. We are competing with a gender whome get alter their looks completely with out being seen as abnormal.
Fake up = fraud
I would rather have the honest version.
[–]Eab5430 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm actually impressed with what makeup can do. Yes it's lies but look at that!
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[–]blagarf0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Money is makeup for men
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
WAIT UP....... Are you telling me that the difference between both sides is her make up?
Fuckin false advertising, bitch should be in prison.
[–]Starcruiser280 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And they want to hold us accountable for lying to them about our income or employment status. geesh. Whats good for the goose is good for the gander I say
From a housemaid to a pornstar real quick!
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