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[–][deleted] 62 points63 points64 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Where the fuck is Pierce Brosnan? Oh right. His wife ate him.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Here you go
[–]FritzLn5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
wonder how much money it took to make her presentable. isn't it funny how much time and money women spend on obfuscating their appearance, then have the audacity to say looks don't matter. personality blah blah blah. it's all mens fault that we care about looks !!
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You should accept their weight because that's "hard" for them to change, but you don't have to accept their faces, because a little make up can fix that!
[–]Salt_Powered_Robot0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
God damn that man ages well
[–]HyperMolecular3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ha! You fuck. hhahahaha!
[–][deleted] 22 points23 points24 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
He is so lucky.
[–][deleted] 22 points23 points24 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He's the "real man" that I can only aspire to be.
[–]AmlanceJockey0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol
[–]no_gal_friend20 points21 points22 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I think Peirce would choose Mrs. Doubtfire over the above right pic. R.I.P. Robin Williams.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You mean Stu! haha Love that movie btw.
[–]fickle_fuck18 points19 points20 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They were married in 2001. In a mere 7 years she's become this disgusting whale.
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[–]PinHunter6512 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pierce gets plenty of side ass Im sure.
[–][deleted] 14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Fatties are forever. From fatty with love. Octofatty.
[–]AdolfSchmitler6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Eat Another Day. The Food Is Not Enough. Goldenstomach.
[–]paladisious2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tomorrow, never fries.
[–][deleted] 17 points18 points19 points 7 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
I'm reminded of one of Jeff Dunham's "Walter" bits:
Walter: Getting married is kind of like buying a new car. You know when you see that car on the showroom floor just before you take it home? Jeff Dunham: Yeah? Walter: That's as good as it's ever gonna look! Pretty soon it will have dents and scratches; parts will start to wear out. Then the new models start to come out and you're like "Oh, oh, ohhhh! Honey, can I just sit in it??
[–]TheDon83513 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
I'm not going to lie, it's really hard coming to terms with this. Ever since I was a kid I looked forward to getting married, but damn if this isn't true.
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Why would a kid look forward to getting married, because society programmed him into believing that's what he should want. How many of your desires or wants are programmed by society?
[–]FritzLn2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
haha that's the 1st question i asked. guess everyone's experiences are different but that's the furthest thing i wanted as a kid
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah, when I was a kid I just wanted pizza, video games, and teenage mutant ninja turtles.
[–]graffix132 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fuck, I'm an adult and I still want this.
[–]TheDon8352 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I really couldn't tell you why, I just was. It seemed really like a beautiful thing. You meet someone and form what I, at the time, thought to be one of the strongest bonds in the world. You build something really beautiful together, a really nice life. You help each other buy a home, make it yours, experience things together. Have kids and raise them to be better than you were. Hope they and yourself make a good impact on the world. The reality of the situation is, what I just said does sound like something to be excited about, even to you. The other reality is women have no loyalty and what I just described is just a pipe dream, i.e. why I am trying to come to terms with that fact.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Heard of Reticular Activation System? It's the part of your brain that causes the "grass is greener" effect. It forces your mind to view positives instead of negative, as the brain generally tries to suppress and avoid pain. We tend to only remember pain in the short term otherwise nature wouldn't be able to get us to function. If you could remember every negative experience you wouldn't leave the house.
Also the definition of naive is to lack experience, specifically painful experiences. To assume every positive, pleasure or benefit doesn't have an associated cost, negative, or pain is naive.
Your pipe dream can be real, however it's missing the costs, negatives, and pains associated with it, which is why it's incredibly naive and only someone inexperienced would believe it.
[–]TheDon8350 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Well wouldn't the pipe dream still be fake because the costs & negatives would make the dream not real? Interesting point though, I have not heard of the RAS.
Not fake, just incomplete, like most dreams.
[–]Griever1140 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You would be surprised at how much of your personality is programmed by society.
All of it.
[–]Eyes_Of_The_Dragon14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"What are you going to do about it, leave? Great, leave your wallet on the table, I'll get it one way or another. Fooled you!"
[–]Greetings112 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
All women dream of exploding on their husbands. They spend years starving themselves and keeping "fit" to reel you in. Then in 10 years they release, like cartoon characters with their stomachs sucked in. They are finally relieved they can unleash their true walrus forms and by then you can't leav cause you gave her kids and a house. Its a perfect scheme.
[–]Capitalist_Oppressor13 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What food almost always makes a woman gain 100lbs? ~Wedding Cake
[–]BobScratchit1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"unleash their true walrus forms" LMAO....it's true though :-(
Shout out Madeira, shout out Hovis!
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I could make it work if I was on a really long dry spell.
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Peace has cost you your strength. Victory has defeated you.
I think you guys are being a bit harsh on her. She might be a really cool person. If her personality is still there, she might be a great person to have around. I would take a fat funny wife over a skinny but bitchy wife any day of the week.
[–]Casshern19736 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Really if he accepts it we should be happy for him.
[–]victor_knight7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can somebody fucking explain to me why men get married? Oh, wait... I was married once too. It's a fucking disease.
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would say land whale but it appears she's found her way into the sea.
Meh. He's probably just thrilled she hasn't divorce raped him yet
I dunno, I think this qualifies as eye-rape.
[–]pawsahf4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago* (7 children) | Copy Link
Natasha Henstridge post-wall is just as bad (god was she hot in the 90's, how friggin sad for her husband who thought he was marrying one of the hottest women on the planet):
http://imgur.com/WoWy1eF
[–]redchords9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Bro she still looks aight
[–]FritzLn3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
yea i didn't think it was that bad. and she's tall + has/had nice breasts so she filled out better than short women who turn into little beach balls.
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That rack filled out pretty good tho.
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She looks better, but will never look as good as she did when she was younger.
[–]Ornim0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There goes my childhood crush,
[–]Pavotine0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I like her like that.
[–]Jcart1053 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'm guessing he just mentally deludes himself on his wife in her older form, aka wife goggles.
[–]FritzLn2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
jackie_patten Wish all men treated their wives with such love and devotion! You are a wonderful and inspiring couple. Such a great example for everyone. 💞xxx
hahaha devotion. what the fuck would a woman know about devotion.
[–]Jonlife2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lord Jesus. Fuck
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
rich and fat, the ultimate degeneracy
she has the money and the time to look better than that but just throws in the towel because the mating game is over for her
[–]Ovendice2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes, guys WE'RE the LOSERS. Because we don't have land whale wives who make us walk on eggshells in our own homes and then leave and now we're forced to pay $50,000 a month in alimony to a piece of shit cunt.
Most women do blow up and let themselves go after marriage because women have no discipline, no self control and are operating mentally on pure emotion and animal instincts. LOL Pierce Bronson doesn't want to have sex with that thing and just think, he can't even masturbate in piece without Ms. Land Whale Cunt Queen terrorizing him.
[–]PinHunter651 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Jeeshus, is that really the same woman? Holy shit!
[–]murph551 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Now that's a hamplanet!!
[–]no_gal_friend1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Didn't he played James Bond in a few movies??
[–]boogalooshrimp11030 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yes. 3 i believe.
[–]no_gal_friend0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If James Bond is real, he would be so ashamed...
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[–]1v1crown[S] 8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
That is a story by nationalenquirer, a well known shit publisher, with zero comments, where there is no direct quote by Pierce regarding his wife's size. It's just an sjw nonsense piece.
"What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence." C.H.
[–]skeletonized2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
+1 for the Hitchens Razor
[–]lonewolf-chicago0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've seen interviews with him and people have casually mentioned her and he defends her like a good man should - but you know he's fucking 9s and 10s all day everyday. He was James Fucking Bond!! for god sakes.
[–]r3clclit3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Natasha Henstridge
he wants her to die soon
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
“He also believes she’s a great role model, proving that women don’t need to be sickly skinny in order to radiate beauty.”
Umm...
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cocaine is one helluva drug.
mother nature disagrees. youthful, beautiful women have healthy children for a reason. nothing sick about it
That site is a heap of shit. What a load of nonsense.
Must be a wide angle lens
[–]Holdoooo0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Isn't she ill or something? That can't be natural fat.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She's just big boned.
[–]BobScratchit0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
cundishons
[–]melancholyinnyc0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Actually, that image has clearly been stretched some horizontally. Anyone have a better one?
[–]Holdoooo0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, it is definitely stretched, but still, you can clearly see the amounts of fat.
[–]bestpractice10 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nuff sad because its other ppls business, the photo says its thousand words ..
There are better ways to increase the size of your breasts. I would punch those things like sugar ray leonard.
[–]JPDG0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The Wall yields for no one.
[–]TETHTONE0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am sure she makes his life miserable with all her "fat" talk. I bet she whines and complains about her weight non-stop.
Goteem!
[–]Timbo-s0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Due for an upgrade I think
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