https://ca.news.yahoo.com/elon-musks-divorce-could-cost-154020180.html

Summary:

Elon Musk's divorce can cost him billions.

He's fucked.

Body:

Elon Musk is the ultimate beta bucks. No matter how much money he made, he just couldn't control his heavily K selected emotions. The man is a Vulcan, he just wants a chick to do her wifely duty while he makes billions. Too bad for him, that is not possible due to the laws of our universe.

Lesson Learned:

Founding a billion dollar internet Startup?

No problem.

Monopolizing the Rocket industry?

It was a fuckin joke.

Building the first luxury electric car, and revolutionizing the auto industry?

Absolutely

Finding a hoe that's loyal?

IMPOSSIBLE IN THE CURRENT ITERATION OF THE PHYSICAL UNIVERSE