https://ca.news.yahoo.com/elon-musks-divorce-could-cost-154020180.html
Summary:
Elon Musk's divorce can cost him billions.
He's fucked.
Body:
Elon Musk is the ultimate beta bucks. No matter how much money he made, he just couldn't control his heavily K selected emotions. The man is a Vulcan, he just wants a chick to do her wifely duty while he makes billions. Too bad for him, that is not possible due to the laws of our universe.
Lesson Learned:
Founding a billion dollar internet Startup?
No problem.
Monopolizing the Rocket industry?
It was a fuckin joke.
Building the first luxury electric car, and revolutionizing the auto industry?
Absolutely
Finding a hoe that's loyal?
IMPOSSIBLE IN THE CURRENT ITERATION OF THE PHYSICAL UNIVERSE
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