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[–]RfrankieR20 points21 points22 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
But but my special snowflake is not like that /s
[–]Rongorongo211 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Unfortunately, too many guys get it for a while, then another prancing unicorn comes along and they forget all the lessons learned.
[–]oldredder1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This should be some kind of a meme, unicorn-colored glasses that transform crazy bitches like Big Red into Special-Princess Snowflakes when you look through 'em! Kind of like the exact opposite of the shades from They Live
[–]Rongorongo21 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hah, I use that reference a lot. In college my bros and I said "Look through Rowdy's glasses" when one of us needed to see the truth about a crazy girl.
[–]FritzLn7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"sexual liberation" is just making what women already do and have access to socially acceptable. if women had to compete in a similar sexual marketplace as most men, they'd kill themselves
[–]Cashews4U6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sexual liberation was an excuse to have STDs and babies and make the government pay for it, while raising shitty children.
[–]scarredlife26 points27 points28 points 8 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
"It's complicated" - A politically correct way of telling other people that you're trying to justify whoring around.
[–][deleted] 19 points20 points21 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Also a good way of saying- not single, but available
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
lol this is so far best joke this month on reddit :D
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Sadly, I don't think it's a joke
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Oh I understand, I mean it is one of those jokes which are funny but true.
[–]T00000090 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It ha ha funny... But not AHA Ha funny...
[–]cfuse11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
To be fair "shameless slut" isn't in the drop down.
[–]oldredder0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'd like to see that feature added. I bet a ton of women would voluntarily choose it.
[–]cfuse1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Everyone would. You might as well take the drop down away at that point.
[–]Rongorongo214 points15 points16 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Randy gets it.
And..Is that a little girl I see in her profile pic? Nice. Slurping Chad while collecting alimony from one sucker and cheating on the next. Or maybe it's her "fiancé's" love child. Complicated, yes!
[–]NYCsOwn1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
sounds about right...
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wait, Randy was engaged to the bitch? lol he burned her ass.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol I would have finished it off with "you're single now"
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Randy es chingon
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