First if you haven't read /u/tepper2's wonderful post stickied to the top of askTRP do it now!
Am I a beta faggot? An askTRP FAQ
I've been on askTRP a lot lately helping you budding alphas out and giving advice where I can. And I feel like I'm answering the same old shit or seeing other people answer the same old shit over and over again. And I'm fucking tired of tippity-tap-typing the same old shit and I'm guessing some of you are too.
It seems like many of you haven't bothered to read the sidebar, lurked for maybe only a minute, or have the memory of a goldfish. I'm not really sure. But it's ok though.... DarkisKnight is here for you. And if you read this and forget all of it a minute later well, I don't know what else to say....I guess I'm just going to have to come over there and beat this shit into your beta fuckin' asses! You've been warned.
This FAQ is by no means exhaustive. I would appreciate some of you RP veterans input, feel free to comment/critique as you see fit. I'll edit and add/subtract as necessary.
Are you ready to unplug?
Am I a beta faggot?
But what if she is this... [special case]?
There are no special cases. AWALT.
AWALT. AWALT. AWALT.
I'm a whiney beta bitch [uuuhhh] why is this so hard?
If it wasn't hard everyone could do it. Man the fuck up and quit your whining.
My parents suck and my Dad's a beta bitch or absent.
Congratulations, you are 99% of TRP members. Work on TRP's basic tenets and make some guy friends.
I'm new to TRP what should I do?
Read the sidebar. Lurk more. Start applying TRP tenets.
(What are those?? Read the sidebar again. What are you a goldfish?)
Is this a shit test?
Not everything is a fucking shit test but probably...
Regardless... ignore, agree and amplify, or amused mastery. Can't hurt either way.
People call me a "nice guy" what do I do?
Read "No More Mr. Nice Guy." Apply.
Do I tell my guy friends about TRP?
Is your name Morpheus and your friend's name Neo? Then no. Lead by example. You can only unplug yourself.
If my gf/plate/prospect says this... what does it mean? what should I do?
How the fuck should we know? Watch what they do, not what they say. When in doubt, escalate.
My gf/ltr/wife is not fucking me or not fucking me the way that I want.
Increase SMV. Apply dread game.
I think my gf/ltr/wife might be cheating or is making me suspicious.
9/10 your right. Demote or next.
Girl isn't texting me back what do I do?
Girl is acting suicidal/crazy/insane what do I do?
How much do you hate yourself?
Don't stick your dick in crazy. Next!
Girl rode the CC is she a good candidate for an LTR?
Nope. You have ONEitis.
How do I not lose my gf/plate?
Don't be afraid to lose her. Abundance mentality. Dread game. Also, oneitis
Should I fuck girls I work with?
Are you a pornstar? Then never.
Help me analyze my texts.
You probably texted too much. Text for logistics only or if they text you first and even then only 2/3 the amount they text you. Don't try to be cute. Never send pictures of yourself.
What should I do if...?
What do you want to do? Do that.
Tinder, OKc, PoF....
It's a crapshoot and skews smv in favor of women. Work on your in-person game. When you're proficient with approaching and closing use online dating as supplementary.
...anything that involves your "wife."
We might be able to help but those guys over at /r/MarriedRedPill probably have a lot more to offer.
*Ok, I think that about covers it. I'll add more as they come up.
Edit: Re-worded and some formatting changes. Hope this is easier to read. Glad you guys find this helpful.