Everyone who's heard of Paul Elam has a theory of why nobody likes Paul Elam. Some people have a natural aversion to a self proclaimed leader of men who likes to cry on camera. Others think that he looks ridiculous marching around with his best friend, Dean Esmay. I have watched legions of decorated bro scientists attempt to solve the Elam Problem by compiling millions of data points for humanity's universal aversion. Unfortunately the mind of mortal man is incapable of processing a problem of such sheer complexity. Luckily for you, humanity and the Universe, Red Pill Superstar GayLubeOil is more than a mortal man. His great wisdom is rivaled only by his immense muscular mass. Today GayLubeOil has decided to hand down Promethean Fire and relieve mankind once and for all of the Paul Elam problem.

The first thing that Paul Elam does in his cinematic debut is to promise women that he doesn't need them to be good wives. They don't need to have his children. They don't need to cook, clean, or do anything else that women should do. I don’t believe him when he says that he doesn’t want women to be good to him. I don’t buy that Paul Elam is the ‘true’ progressive, just trying to enlighten feminists about where they may have made a little mistake. In all likelihood, Elam is just a coward. He doesn’t believe strongly enough in himself or in his objective to actually ask for it, much less to demand it, and so he tries a different tactic: He offers complete and total submission. “If I tuck my scrotum and spread my asshole, in front of all feminists, will you please grant me one favor?”

In theory, I could appreciate Paul's Anal Sacrifice if it got results. Unfortunately even Paul Elam knows that prison shower bitch isn't a great negotiating position and that he isn’t wielding a mystical “concede everything” dealmaking strategy. He’s a fat, angry, divorce-raped guy who spends his time pleading with cameras in empty rooms. His heart and liver have been victimized for years and are plotting their revenge. Men like that are not held in high regard by society. The best Elam can hope for is that people look at the abuse he takes and say “Wow, that man has really been wronged. Which is to say his purpose for being on all fours isn't negotiation. Elam wants to be a martyr because he is capable of little else.

Elam's victimhood strategy is ripped directly from the SJW playbook. The problem is victimhood is not a viable strategy for men and is inherently toxic to their success. When a person identifies as a victim they are affirming their inferiority. It is negative visualization in its purest form. Success is not possible for a victim because success was eliminated from their concision realm of possibility. Paul finds failure comfortable and success dangerous. He's developed coping strategies for his failure including alcoholism, childish eating and emotional outbursts. Furthermore Paul is quick to attack anyone who offers a path out of loserdom. Dating, relationship and fitness advice are quickly dismissed as gynocentric pussy worship because they threaten his ability to comfortably live a mediocre existence.

Paul Elam is the physical embodiment of the Nietzschian Last Man. He seeks comfort and pleasure and avoids pain uncertainty and risk. Paul prefers equality to greatness. Despite his fondness for calling men pussy worshipers, Paul finds validation in weeping to women. Paul Elam is exactly what feminist want men to be: asexual, irrelevant, isolated and nonthreatening. Feminists have always wanted to exclude men from society and Paul is more than happy to help them achieve their goal.

Great men are not born, they are created through hardship sacrifice and struggle. The Red Pill offers men the tools to achieve greatness in an unfair unjust world. On the otherhand, Elam offers men an excuse to isolate themselves in a cave of masturbation, alcohol, video games and mediocrity. My advice to you is to choose a life of risk and struggle, so that you may grow up to be nothing like Paul Elam and acheive greatness.

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