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Ilovepuppup
[β]DangZagnut192 points193 points194 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
O.k. made me LOL in the classic sense.
[β][deleted] 183 points184 points185 points 4 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
My car identifies as a sprinter. Olympic gold medals here i come!
[β]Joshua10767 points68 points69 points 4 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
I wanna sign up as ur manager.
[β]PotatoMoosh98 points99 points100 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Just identify as his manager.
[β]rahmoune721 points22 points23 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
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[β]Ilovepuppup[S] 11 points12 points13 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
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[β]Joshua10711 points12 points13 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Apparently I am a novice at identifying. π π
[β]deepspace74 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What if he doesn't acknowledge your identity as his manager? Would that be discrimination?
[β]_sab0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Somebody give this man a fucking award
[β]PMmepicsofyourtits0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Your car, maybe. My car? Not sure.
[β]NoCharism104 points105 points106 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
i identify as the world leader
[β]Freebiesaregreat63 points64 points65 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Mr president!
[β]Filberty9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have an erection!
[β]vordster38 points39 points40 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I'm here to serve you supreme leader.
[β]omerch10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Happy cake day
[β]vordster2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ow thanks, did not know it was my cake day (using an app).
[β]Lunatcharsky3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
*bows* My Emperor.
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[β]tablett37910 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
the crank they peddle... That's the woman?
[β]AnotherRedditLurker_2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah, you see its a tandem bicycle. The woman is the land whale sitting in the back, not pedaling, yelling at you to pedal faster.
[β]yipopov2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
peddle
Simps have to sell goods in an itinerant fashion?
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[β]yipopov0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Do you not realise that "to peddle" means something entirely different from what you are trying to say?
[β][deleted] 38 points39 points40 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Troll Lv 100 ; Class : Master
[β]-Fender-7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well, babylonbee is a satire website, like what The Onion tries to be.
[β]Ban_Record26 points27 points28 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I identify as first place
[β]Ilovepuppup[S] 17 points18 points19 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We have our winner.
[β]foggywinterknight1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
First place at draining your moms balls...
If you troll expect trolling kiddo.
[β]Ban_Record0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is my political alt where I make risky comments, you will learn nothing
[β]cmody11216 points17 points18 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Babylon bee just repeats that one joke, "person identifies as _____"
[β]yohanzach5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Still funny tho
[β]lonewolfsigmamgtow8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I identify as PUTIN , president of Russian Federation.
[β]cyanide_997 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bruh moment
[β]bfte22 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Is this real??
[β]ITouchBibs690 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
no itβs satirical
[β]GemStarCN210 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL! Thank you! I need that this beautiful bright morning!
[β]Rocadinis0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"i identify myself as a non-binary apache helicopter, and i deserve to be treated above everyone else. anyone who thinks otherwise will receive backlash from my lgbt twitter army"
[β]Crankshaft13370 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I identify as the outlaw Josie Wales.
[β]lpplph0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
People still make these jokes? Jesus can we try a little harder yet? βHurrr attack helicopterβ like fuck lads is this really the apex of our comedy?
[β][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My god this place is shit. At least come up with new jokes. This same βI identify as a ___β is played out.
[β]FlaSHbaNG780 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I can do you one better. I identify as someone who doesn't have to pay taxes/ is a millionaire etc.
[β]chadbhava-1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
r/bi_irl
[β]blaizken_420-1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Epic
[β]ConsiderQuestion-1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is angrogeous athletes in women's sports.
[β]-Fender--2 points-1 points0 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Relevant
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[β]--shaunoftheliving1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Another "boomer" type with no sense of humour
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[β]MrLackland16 points17 points18 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Thatβs a strange conclusion to come to based off a single tweet. It seems like youβre overgeneralising a whole group of people... I thought non βcisβ people were triggered by that kind of thing? π€
[β]Tagpls11 points12 points13 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
You have actual rape fantasies, please take a good look at your self, before calling other people strange.
[β]Tagpls11 points12 points13 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You are not "spicy", there is nothing to be proud of.
[β]Own_Outsidef3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cutting off your dick is stranger than this joke.
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[β]Freebiesaregreat63 points64 points65 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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[β]lonewolfsigmamgtow8 points9 points10 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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