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[–]Honest_SolutionSr. Toxically Masculine Care Boi223 points224 points225 points 4 years ago (23 children) | Copy Link
Flash forward 11 years from now: “Dear Reddit, why did my boyfriend up and leave me after I told him about my past? He was the one I wanted to settle down with and marry. No, he wasn’t Chad but he was nice and had a good job and would have provided for me and my bastard kids! He’s the only guy that’s stuck around past one date. I regret admitting to riding so much cock. Now Beta Bux is gone and Chad won’t return my texts. I’m all alone. Help me”
[–]mustangfrankAll the copy-pasta you can eat!113 points114 points115 points 4 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
Just like the site says
Women in their 20s have numerous opportunities to date the decent men they claim to want, but many reject or friendzone these men for jerks and promiscuity. She takes advantage of a man's kindness for attention and favors, then accuses him of thinking he was entitled to sex just for being nice.
But when she's in her 30s with depreciating looks, jerks who won't commit, the likelihood of being a single mom, and the social pressure from her married friends, she asks "Where have all the good men gone?"[1][2] Funny how back when she was chasing the bad boys he was a "NiceGuy™" unworthy of dating, but now that she's past her prime and needs a bailout he's a "real man" who treats her with respect.
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[–]PolukranosWordEaterJr. Hamster Analyst5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Biology gave women a hypergamous instinct and men the instinct to be repulsed by it.
[–]lopied1Has trouble answering simple questions2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep but not anymore
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Holy shit the whole thing is gigabased. O wish great guys like these realise their own worth.
[–]septune_sirens62 points63 points64 points 4 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
There's this high school classmate I still haven't unfollowed on instagram because I'm just curious how she'll end up. Her posts are shit like "how I dress does NOT mean yes", having an album dedicated to her "guy friends" and pics with her black boyfriend.
All fun and games right now, but I've got mixed feelings about her future, if you catch my drift.
[–]RRFdevSr. Hamster Analyst25 points26 points27 points 4 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Hoarding male friends - > instant pass. This usually goes hand in hand with the thot not having actual female friends.
A good tell that a woman's a slut if she is despised socially and men just want to get close to her to sleep with her.
[–]Toxic_Tyrael17 points18 points19 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
I mean my ex gf who was definitely not a slut was just very shy and introverted so she only had 2 friends (both female) and 2 friends (male). She is neither promiscuous nor whoring around and over all a great catch. We just didn't work out but best 6 years of my life ngl
[–]Typo-MAGAshivOfficial Bloopie Chaser, Drive-by Asshole19 points20 points21 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
There are exceptions to everything. His generality still holds true.
[–]Toxic_Tyrael0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
True that.. just want to give another perspective on some things so people will stop and think sometimes I guess
[–]Nobodyinc1REspyCt aLl wYahMYnss 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
2 male friends isn’t hoarding males XD it’s more about the ratio I think.
[–]Toxic_Tyrael2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
No absolutely not it's rather very few friends in general. And the ratio was 50/50
[–]Nobodyinc1REspyCt aLl wYahMYnss 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I am agreeing having few friends isn’t a red flag it’s having like 5 female friends and like 20+ male ones that is a red flag.
I was simply saying it didn’t sound like to me your ex was what the post you replied to was talking about.
[–]Toxic_Tyrael1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No my ex was perfectly normal just very shy :) I just wanted to state that few female friends or few friends at all don't mean anything :D
[–]SuperGoxxerRecidivist Fuk Boi2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ah, the single mother starter kit.
Dude will leave, and then she'll be "serious" and not "play games".
Should be entertaining.
[–]ItsyaJP0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Feel bad for her bf tbh
[–]satanic_hamsterFailed at being more alpha than thou86 points87 points88 points 4 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
Sometimes I wish these holes were a stock. Every single one of them is so predictable, if I could financially speculate on bitch behavior, I would be the world's first trillionaire by now.
[–]nem2k58 points59 points60 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You can. Invest in companies producing boxed (not fancy) wine and cat litter.
[–]fmanlySr. Hamster Analyst15 points16 points17 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Invest in anything really - women drive 80% of consumer spending.
I'm actually pretty bullish on the market despite coronavirus, but if I ever think that MGTOW is going to take off I'm predicting a recession the likes of which we've never seen before. These women don't want to have to buy their own drinks...
[–]CavannahEndorsed26 points27 points28 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I'd be printing money faster than the Fed if I could exercise put options on women over 30
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[–]CavannahEndorsed15 points16 points17 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You caught me. The entire sub is actually just comments I write to myself from my hundreds of alts.
Wouldn't you agree, /u/satanic_hamster?
[–]satanic_hamsterFailed at being more alpha than thou5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
(You’re supposed to keep your mouth shut—jackass)
I have no idea what you are talking about...
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:o
[–]fxcknorthkorea6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah we’re all alts of the same person, good work bro you cracked the case
[–]BoxofMistakesJr. Hamster Analyst23 points24 points25 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
All of daytime tv advertisers predicts their behavior. They are a very lucrative market.
There are industries dedicated to the misery and expendable income (alimony) of wallhitters in their thirties and forties. Advertisers love to have them on their side.
[–]justiceavenger26 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would like to buy 100 shares of women over 30 who think they are as attractive and fertile as women 18-24 lol.
[–][deleted] 48 points49 points50 points 4 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Tears make a terrible lube.
[–]SumfucFELONIOUS MONK20 points21 points22 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
They look great during porn though LOLZ
[–]Typo-MAGAshivOfficial Bloopie Chaser, Drive-by Asshole8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That, and a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying.
[–]LghtrThrstngGods4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Great song, great band! 🤟🏻😁
[–]redditthrow326 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Girls love watching other girls cry during porn. They also like to cry during sex. Theyre so fucking weird and honestly the way they put their sadism on us and act like we are weird cause we dont want to choke or hit them.
[–]darthWes17 points18 points19 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, people say tears make the best lube, but it's clearly a lie; the best lube is blood.
[–]MDEWorldPeace69696964 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Not gonna lie; had a short Chadlet type dude I knew; when he went through the “Red Pill Rage” he said he wanted to get with a kinky girl, pull some hair out, and then like use her scalp blood as lube. Now, I’m not suggesting this, but just way he described it was hilarious (picture what I just explained; but it’s not like pent-up Chadlet rape anger; just red pill rage, think BASED smarminess (?); idk was hilarious...)
[–]MDEWorldPeace69696966 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Also, I don’t even think he was “MGTOW” at the time, but he always just dropped shit in a hilarious way. Like:
“Bro, I know I don’t have a freaking degree, but there are hoes stunned pause; grin appears, there are fucking SLUTS (emphasis on that word) that hold the fucking traffic sign for $20 an hour bro (dramatic pause)...do you understand me? Fucking $20 for holding a sign, and if I work construction I’m gonna be fucking breaking my ass, man!”
Just hilarious shit lmao. No wonder men are the best comedians: we can eviscerate reality without even really trying to be “funny!” #Joker
[–]Typo-MAGAshivOfficial Bloopie Chaser, Drive-by Asshole4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He's right.
[–]the_one_demiurge1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Too sticky. I earned my red badge years ago.
[–]DeakinFrost20 points21 points22 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
A Greek Wog living in Australia - just from the bottom half seen in that photo I can sum this bitch up in a hot minute
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I'm ashamed to share an ethnicity with this trash
[–]mustangfrankAll the copy-pasta you can eat!3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well tell us.
[–]kidruhil3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
What's a Wog?
[–]DeakinFrost12 points13 points14 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lebanese or Persian also
Greek
Also known as Wops or Greazers
Daegos
[–]lilbundle2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Italian
[–]ToshinRaiizen15 points16 points17 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She mispelled "dicks"
[–]washingtonpanther14 points15 points16 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
I am goddamn tired of Harry Potter quotes btw. It is ok to quote new material.
[–]BrandolarSandervar4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Uh you're such a Snaaape 🤦
/r/ReadAnotherBook
[–]washingtonpanther2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I am a bit crotchety lately. Ngl.
[–]BrandolarSandervar2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm only kidding I bloody hate it too
[–]justiceavenger21 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Have you heard that theory of why women, also SJW's and just weak men in general, love Harry Potter and want to live it?
[–]washingtonpanther0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I have not.
[–]justiceavenger20 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Basically the reason women and weak men love Harry Potter because it is very similar to socialism and the safe space provided by real life college. All of the students go to a school that is hidden away from society, the education is free, everything is provided for them, they don't work, and the magic aspect makes everyone special compared to the rest of the humans.
[–]Zulucobra3310 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
At least she has a sense of humor.
[–]hammerofgods71710 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
It’s just a tinder bio of a 19 year old. I don’t really think she’s serious.
[–]BluepillProfessorMRP Mod0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She is not serious.
Yet.
We are serious, however.
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can this be the tagline for this sub?
[–]LameadorJr. Hamster Analyst1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
We would need to swap the years though
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[–]mimiczxHamster Soul Crusher5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That's alot of tears... 🤔
[–]mustangfrankAll the copy-pasta you can eat!5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's a lot of cocks.
[–]Chaos_LightDark5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What's with writing Hogwarts as your school?
I've seen female friends write that in their FB back when I still used FB.
[–]where_muh_good_mensSheriff Goodmonkey[S] 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Giddyup!!
[–]washingtonpanther2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
All of the class without any c or l.
What a fucking whore
[–]martinC902 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I heard she was a griffinwhore, cuzz she let every wizard slyther"in".
[–]Stateist5551 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
quite poetic for a slag
[–]CaptainjustusIII1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
may the tears i cried in 2019 lubricate the dick i ride in 2020.
wow the lockdown must have been a dissapointment for her
[–]Crow_T_Murderface1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yamisou mori
[–]asssuffocation230 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao
[–]silly_birbJr. Hamster Analyst0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So classy!
[–]kickulus0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
sounds more like a ride and cry hoe
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the cat food industry is bathing in money
wish i had bought whiskas stocks
[–]Corran_Halcyon0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I read her "bio" and I choked on air. Followed by "What the fuck?"
[–]shmixups0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thank godness she lives 8,498 miles away. I don't want that skank near me, she sounds nothing but trouble.
[–]TeddyPuffDerGrass0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She a ride or cry hoe lol
[–]snginc[🍰] 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Spoken like a true thot!
[–]Kurt7519900 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol
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