INT. BEDROOM. DAY

u/Infernovice opens his eyes

u/Infernovice (V.O): Typically I would say this is a wonderful day, but I have yet to consider, how should wonderful be defined? The normative concept of "wonderful" is such an odd thing if you really think about it.

A voice is heard off screen. Inferno's mother.

Mother: I'm making breakfast, sweetie! How do you want your eggs? Scrambled, over easy?

u/Infernovice: Is "scrambled" and "over easy" not just another lens of looking at eggs? Why should I have to pick between the two?

u/Infernovice opens discord. An argument is being made in the pool of serenity. This is a time delayed channel meaning you can only send a message every five seconds.

The argument being had is about Marx. He wastes five seconds of typing time by literally just typing "uhh" and hitting send. It is five more seconds before he is allowed to type.

U/Infernovice: Has anyone here even READ a page of Marx?

Several commenters say yes and if you haven't read a page of Marx you probably didn't go to college.

U/Infernovice: Ha! No True Scotsman fallacy!

*A sense of intense satisfaction is seen on our main characters face. He fires up a study claiming "Bears Shit in the Woods" to celebrate. Boy this is going to generate some discussion *