Literally couldn’t ask for a better woman 😍

ToshinRaiizen · 2020-05-23T01:58:21+00:00

Litteral trash.

Overkillengine · 2020-05-23T02:25:16+00:00

My hope is that this profile is just a fake to illustrate that many men on hookup apps are just mass swiping without initially reading profiles. (Because generally it is not worth the time and effort to do otherwise until after a woman has matched back.)

My fear is that this wreck of a profile is actually real.

Honest_Solution · 2020-05-23T02:01:35+00:00

She abandoned her autistic son in another state? So her son isn’t “her world” I guess.

Herpes and shit mother. This is what being a drug addict looks like. And she’s ready to date! Aren’t we lucky.

nem2k · 2020-05-23T02:08:22+00:00

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ObsidianAdonis · 2020-05-23T02:24:19+00:00

So you abandoned your only son because he has autism and you got the poon plague.

Great, not only you left him behind , you further damaged that child with abandonment issues.

That bio explains everything i need to know . You sorry excuse of a mother.

DanielGregg · 2020-05-23T03:24:32+00:00

Sounds like a retaliatory profile someone created to embarrass someone they hate.

Pretty sure this profile is fake.

CeePlusEquals · 2020-05-23T02:38:45+00:00

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WadeWilsonsThoughts · 2020-05-23T03:32:42+00:00

Clearly troll account.

WilliamPierceTwerks · 2020-05-23T03:34:30+00:00

Is this real? There’s no fucking way this is real.

This chicks whole DNA is fucked up now. All those herpes and diseases coursing through her bloodstream.

She has herpes she can’t get rid of that she’s going to spread..

She’s breeding autistic bastards and leaving them for society to take care of..

Yet, she has the confidence to put this on a dating app because some of you simp ass nerds would GLADLY pay good money to wife this chick up.

Lol. This country is so fucked

moorekom · 2020-05-23T03:11:02+00:00

She's shaming me while simultaneously telling me she abandoned her autistic son? The fuk!?

Buchwild · 2020-05-23T06:10:26+00:00

I have herpes, but if you boys play your cards right they can be OUR herpes 😊

Celticpenguin85 · 2020-05-23T04:11:34+00:00

"Stop! My penis can only get so erect!"

2020-05-23T05:20:55+00:00

Fake.

WeWillAllDie666 · 2020-05-23T08:37:32+00:00

this is almost certainly posted by an ex partner or someone with an axe to grind.

as demented and deluded as some women are there are still limits.

its fucking obvious

I-am-the-lul · 2020-05-23T05:06:01+00:00

Just what I want in a woman, coronagonasyphilaids...

__TheDon__ · 2020-05-23T06:51:35+00:00

I bet she’d still get more matches than you. Not because she’s worth more, but due to the state of males today lmao

Griever114 · 2020-05-23T08:59:59+00:00

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UltimaterializerX · 2020-05-23T05:17:12+00:00

I thought it couldn’t get worse after seeing “herpes”.

Boy was I wrong.

Sid_Insidious · 2020-05-23T06:33:59+00:00

Best lookin herpes I've ever seen.

Cold sores all over my dick, with the "autistic whorespawn" bonus.

What a deal fellas...

2020-05-23T08:10:39+00:00

Sounds like an ex made her account.

ThinkerBunny · 2020-05-23T10:54:48+00:00

Sounds like my friends "lady"...left her 3y/o with her allegedly abusive husband to chase the dick she was cheating on him with to another state

tw1nm3t30r · 2020-05-23T04:20:39+00:00

Herpes and discriminating against her kid with a mental disability? Stop I'm getting a chubby /s

lnvisibleGhost · 2020-05-23T05:22:10+00:00

Really hope this is fake. No rational person would make their profile like this, but then again...

StingRayFins · 2020-05-23T05:35:38+00:00

At least she told you she has herpes. I actually appreciate that a lot. I'll pass, though.

Yuuzhan83 · 2020-05-23T06:37:47+00:00

As a dad of a 9 year old son with autism,let me be the first to call you a cunt.

CaptainjustusIII · 2020-05-23T08:32:24+00:00

I rather have autism than herpes

KazarakOfKar · 2020-05-23T03:21:34+00:00

.....what the actual fuck. I nominate her for horrible person of the year. Literal EVIL.

2020-05-23T05:00:21+00:00

i have herpes, so thats out the way.

No! It's not. Quite the opposite as the matter of fact. Are those profiles, and women, real? How is it even possible the smug person on the picture can match such disaster IRL? "Got herpes and I abandonned my autistic son, tee-hee. Ain't life great?". It is breathtaking, and not in a positive way.

TngoRed · 2020-05-23T05:19:49+00:00

I remember instead of people straight out saying they had herpes on a dating website. They had some numbers in there bio instead that was the meaning of herpes.

At least they are straight up saying it now

Uhtred_McUhtredson · 2020-05-23T05:31:13+00:00

God has left the chat...

MattyK414 · 2020-05-23T05:31:18+00:00

I mean, her having the wherewithal to dump her spergy kid is fantastic for the next guy.

...But she likely lost custody for being a bag of shit.

I_love_stapler · 2020-05-23T05:32:47+00:00

I would DM her

"Can I get herpes if you just eat my ass out??? you're a shitty person so I figured you're into that kinda thing"

pn1159 · 2020-05-23T05:56:31+00:00

Someone should write a book on how to decode tinder profiles.

eceme98 · 2020-05-23T06:00:10+00:00

I think it's supposed to be satirical.

RedPill_Dragon · 2020-05-23T06:10:19+00:00

OMG!!!!!!! SHIT!!! OMG!!!!!!!! Throw her in the trash can!

silly_birb · 2020-05-23T07:28:16+00:00

In your CV put your criminal record first

Tweapodok33 · 2020-05-23T07:45:10+00:00

“I’m diseased and also a piece of shit.”

What do these people expect to accomplish by doing things like this?

vetiarvind · 2020-05-23T07:59:38+00:00

This has to be a satire profile.

banevader90000 · 2020-05-23T08:44:56+00:00

So he takes after his mom

asdf333aza · 2020-05-23T12:17:19+00:00

Must be a satire, not because of what she said, but because women don't have the capacity to be truthful.

Diogenes-- · 2020-05-23T14:55:25+00:00

There are chimpanzees who are more honorable than this dumpster fire. JHC

Dr_Bukkakee · 2020-05-23T15:09:47+00:00

Jesus Christ.

Klonoxanium · 2020-05-23T15:13:24+00:00

Definitely a keeper to bring home to mom

tharkyllinus · 2020-05-23T15:15:09+00:00

Well if you allready had herpes ...

jnicol90 · 2020-05-23T15:47:48+00:00

How do people like this exist?

beto_747 · 2020-05-23T17:41:46+00:00

After reading this: where have you been all my life?

Herpes replies: on this chicks coochie

ChaddyMcChadface · 2020-05-23T17:50:37+00:00

I hope this is fake.

yuvrajsama · 2020-05-23T18:57:01+00:00

first looking at photo me in inside wooooowwwww....

but reading the bio makes me depressed

clickclackcluckcluck · 2020-05-25T20:02:30+00:00

implying women cant make troll accounts on tinder

NinjaDingo · 2020-05-28T00:58:34+00:00

What the actual fu-

YuhBoiKenzo · 2020-06-03T21:19:38+00:00

It's so weird how some women are so proud about how shitty they are

Zombeflandrs · 2020-05-23T03:11:52+00:00

Points for honesty!!

-Trashaway- · 2020-05-23T06:54:38+00:00

You know. The nice thing about tinder is, it shows how close those people are. So I can turn around and walk away from them.

Thetrvler · 2020-05-23T07:29:00+00:00

Funny part is, it’s all true.

2020-05-23T07:31:58+00:00

this is the future. hope its not real

SupremeGentleman92 · 2020-05-23T07:37:36+00:00

These are the people that deserve the gas chamber.

Ipride362 · 2020-05-23T10:45:55+00:00

Wow. Swipe left.

sefMR · 2020-05-23T12:46:58+00:00

bad news she will still be getting tons of matches

stupidmentat · 2020-05-23T13:29:33+00:00

Just wow.

MGTOW_BEASTMODE · 2020-05-23T15:02:05+00:00

"I'M AN STD RIDDEN ASSHOLE"

RaymundosConsulting · 2020-05-23T17:31:30+00:00

wait....what?

MelaninTofu · 2020-05-23T20:01:40+00:00

The only good thing about this is that she didn't lie about having herpes.

coldsteel86 · 2020-05-23T21:30:45+00:00

Her eyes are as dark as her soul.

Alturius · 2020-05-23T23:13:03+00:00

"I left my autistic son in TN"

What a bitch. The feminist hypergamy and dual mating strategy instincts even overrides the maternal instinct.

If the roles were reversed, and a man did this we'd be arrested and charged with wreckless abandonment and child neglect, not to mention what the Progressive feminists would calls us for such actions. But because it is a woman doing this, that's OK, for afterall it is the default position on gynaetopia.

"22 miles away"

What a pity this is 22 miles distance instead of 22 miles altitude where the cold, empty vaccuum of space is a fitting place for such a cold, heartless bitch.

jrpark05 · 2020-05-24T01:56:01+00:00

As someone definitely on the spectrum and who worked my butt off to make something of my life, this woman is the lowest form of scum I can think. Words are difficult to express my contempt for this thot, so let's go over the details of this freakshow:

has herpes
single mother
left behind her son....because he has a disability

The lack of self-awareness and arrogance in her hypocrisy is incredible. I'm glad young men especially are seeing these examples of female nature.

Hope this is fake, but I'm afraid its not. I've seen tons of women this evil.

Kurt751990 · 2020-05-25T14:11:49+00:00

I scrolled slowly passed the picture and then read "I have herpes".

Wide-Brick · 2020-05-29T14:00:24+00:00

The brazen arrogance!!!

what a horrible person...... at least she's honest, though.

highkeykorny · 2020-05-29T19:14:42+00:00

The best marketing I’ve seen to date

Stunner900 · 2020-05-29T22:46:11+00:00

Kid is better off without her..

AveenoFresh · 2020-05-23T03:49:38+00:00

What's TN?

RoamingGhost · 2020-05-23T11:49:36+00:00

What is TN?

johnnyb3249 · 2020-05-25T09:43:07+00:00

Hi beautiful

Title	Literally couldn’t ask for a better woman 😍
Author	uspezslobschinadick
Upvotes	1031
Comments	139
Date	May 23, 2020 1:25 AM UTC (3 years ago)
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