For those men who are 35+ and say ‘i’M nOt lOoKiNG 4 aNYtHINg sERIoUS’ my dude you’re half way to being elderly lmao like get it together Michael. Stop deluding yourselves into thinking you’re a spring chicken, you’re not!

InayahDaneen · 2020-03-23T03:30:48+00:00

Mgtow and redpill tells these 35+ men that they can still get access to loads of younger women because apparently “men never hit the wall” 🙄

Such men also forget the fact that the older male celebrities they look upto a lot are actually financially funding the lifestyles of the younger women they date or marry, which mgtow men refuse to do for any woman.

LuckyCharmsLass · 2020-03-23T11:25:35+00:00

Im 64. Trust me, if they are punks at 35, they aren't much better at 60.

ros-bos · 2020-03-23T01:09:00+00:00

Lolll I literally just came across a profile of a 40 year old who’s bio said “not looking for anything serious at this point in my life” I almost choked on my wine.

If I wanted to have a no strings attached fling, it would be with a 25 year old who can keep it up.

kdramapeach · 2020-03-23T01:12:46+00:00

I swear....and its always the guys who want free cooch and babies but no marriage because they’re “not ready for it”.......... 🤦🏾‍♀️ so you’re ready to have 3 kids but you’re not ready for marriage? okay pot belly Paul

ldid · 2020-03-23T01:04:09+00:00

Not looking for anything serious but also "want kids some day" ummmm ok there

DundiesAllStar · 2020-03-23T02:14:43+00:00

They don’t want anything serious until the women they date also don’t want anything serious. They don’t like it if the women also message/text other guys, keep their OLD profiles active/date other guys/don’t want to see them all the time etc.

throwaway64857 · 2020-03-23T03:22:21+00:00

"I dont know why i can't find women my age. That's why i have my tinder age range set to 18-25"

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rayvin4000 · 2020-03-23T09:23:53+00:00

My ex dated me for 6 years but ran off after I wanted to get married. He was scared of commitment and settling down. He was 36. And six. Years. Together. Needless to say I'm pretty much done with men.

RadarFemef · 2020-03-23T04:26:16+00:00

Sperm from a man older than 35 is too aged for most sperm banks.

dressedlikeadaydream · 2020-03-23T13:02:18+00:00

So I'm new to this sub, just started lurking, but wow this resonated with me.

Just this morning I received a message on meetup from some guy asking what I'm looking for in a man. From his profile he is a divorced, overweight, OLD man. So I responded honestly that I'm looking for someone my age (in their 20s), who share my religious beliefs, and are athletic like me.

He replied asking if 45 was ok 🙄 as if he met the other criteria I mentioned. I asked why he would think someone in their 20s would be interested in someone old enough to be their father, he didn't like that.

Update, he deleted his account 😂

laylamiller · 2020-03-23T14:22:30+00:00

I know a guy with Covid and he's 40. He has bronchial issues before this(and weirdly refused to go to a doctor.) hes not in the best physical shape AND he's a heavy drinker. When he told me he had covid I said, "I'm sorry to hear that. Let me know when you're better."

And he was like, "I'm young. I should be fine."

Could just be fear talking tho. One thing many men don't like admitting being afraid of is their mortality. It's why so many of them do weird selfish shit when they hit middle age AKA midlife crisis.

Meanwhile women used to sew swaddling clothes AND shrouds in case they died in childbirth and this went on from the middle ages until the Victorian Era.

airhostess_inthe60s · 2020-03-23T01:49:55+00:00

"Get it together Michael" 😂😂

VaporwaveVampire · 2020-03-23T03:55:45+00:00

That’s cause they might have a wife or serious girlfriend already.

colourdebelle · 2020-03-23T02:34:09+00:00

I dated a guy named Michael in his 30s who broke up with me because he didn’t want anything serious 😂

Trine_tg22 · 2020-03-23T15:46:58+00:00

Old 35+ gross creeps are still under the delusions that they can get 20-something girls lol when girls that age just want to throw up at the idea of being with a dude that age. The reality is we find these guys repulsive and these men are seriously deluded if they think being an old creep suddenly makes them attractive.

curlygirl507 · 2020-03-23T03:57:22+00:00

No worries - these men never get any dates or action. I know because I always ask them out of curiosity.

9penguin · 2020-03-23T15:28:49+00:00

Let them be. When they're 39 they will panic and by 40 they will reach middle age hysteria and massive backpedalling, just see what happens to RooshV. I'm just waiting for it to happen to majority of redpill and manosphere in 5-10 years. It'll be fun. So much fun.

TheOGJammies · 2020-03-23T15:28:41+00:00

What they want is for you to provide them with all the benefits of a relationship with minimal investment on their part.

fermata102 · 2020-03-23T06:23:30+00:00

How about for those men who ARE looking for something serious but haven’t had a single relationship last longer than 5-6 months?! Get your shit together dude.

coolestgirlyoueverme · 2020-03-23T18:49:23+00:00

35+ male is OpEn To HaViNg KiDs OnE DaY mAyBe! Line up ladies!

Nearby-Armadillo · 2020-03-23T01:39:01+00:00

38F here. Definitely don't want anything serious.

logician01 · 2020-03-23T02:21:50+00:00

This is no fucking problem, it quite frankly doesn’t matter if they are “looking for something serious” or not since no woman is taking them seriously by even bothering to respond.

So you dumb scrote can walk around all you want yelling “I won’t date a queen, I won’t date a queen!” It don’t matter shit since no woman is even messaging you back bro - stop living in a fantasy world you limp dick scrote 😂

miz_nyc · 2020-03-23T17:06:00+00:00

I love this line "You're halfway to being elderly!" 🤣🤣

azngirl7689 · 2020-03-23T12:07:31+00:00

They all think they’re George Clooney. It’s hilarious.

ResponsibleCharacter · 2020-03-23T15:06:28+00:00

LMAO FOR REAL.

IF I'm looking for some fuckboi bullshit, and that's a big if, he's gonna still have his hair and a tight body lmaooooo.

Male delusion

rayvin4000 · 2020-03-23T09:25:12+00:00

I led a few of those bald bozos on for a few days then ghost them. Never meet in person tho. Not worth the time.

smaller_ang · 2020-03-23T08:01:03+00:00

The "no children yet" ones in their 40s or older make me wonder if they recently had an epiphany they would have to get "serious" in order to have them.

FlashyKardashy · 2020-03-23T20:44:39+00:00

Any man who says this clearly has no intention of being a hands on parent (if being a parent is something you want) because clearly it is easier to look after kids the younger you are.

cali1993 · 2020-03-23T13:41:54+00:00

This gave me a good chuckle. Fucking Michael.

auntruckus · 2020-03-23T16:06:08+00:00

I actually love it when they say this - it beats getting involved with someone with that mindset and finding out 2 years down the road they still just want to be sex buddies. If this is their approach to relationships, I want to know up front.

seraphinelysion · 2020-03-23T12:55:00+00:00

No need to call them out on this. Let this be a glaring red flag to all the women out there to avoid men who say such things. They will waste your time. Let them be delusional if they want. Don't tell them otherwise! At the end of their life, they will still be bitter and die alone wondering what happened. That is a choice they made. Leave them to it.

DundiesAllStar · 2020-03-23T13:10:12+00:00

I think that’s how it works out the majority of time. I definitely wouldn’t date a guy in an ‘open relationship’ (which seems to be about 85% of men on tinder according to their profiles...).

I’m glad it worked out well for you, you sound strong and funny and kind.

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