"You can get much better than him" shittest from her jealous friend in the club

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December 10, 2018

So i got a chick (rated about 7) at the club, danced, made out, going really well with this one. Until her uglier friend came in, joined us standing 10 cm apart from eachother and telling her that she could get much better than me. She kept saying this random guys name that i guess she has as well. Saying that he was better looking than me etc. Note that she was saying this to her.

Anyway she ignored her at the end and went home with me. I don't really care about the other guy being better looking if not, but i was a bit shocked. What do you say at such a point.

Thanks and sorry for bad english

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Title "You can get much better than him" shittest from her jealous friend in the club
Author Throwawayjohnsmith13
Upvotes 79
Comments 45
Date 10 December 2018 01:06 AM UTC (2 years ago)
Subreddit askTRP
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/70224
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comments/a4qs9s/you_can_get_much_better_than_him_shittest_from/
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[–]LoLDamo140 points141 points  (3 children) | Copy

Holy fuck some bad responses in here. You will get nowhere from berating her friend in front of her plus you look like a massive bitch who’s insecure.

Just hold frame and isolate her and close however you want “let’s go somewhere more fun” whatever close works for you.

[–]_quote 1 points1 points [recovered] | Copy

I'm with you, this is definitely a case where a smart alec response is going to hurt you.

[–]L1amas15 points16 points  (0 children) | Copy

I agree as well. We aren't actually supposed to be assholes, and if this situation happens it means he's not presenting himself properly. Act like an asshole when its appropriate, but honestly you should be getting her entire friend group on your side rather than against you. Shit. I'd go so far as to say that my best nights came from not getting the girl in the group that I initially actually wanted.

[–]olKoozii78 points79 points  (3 children) | Copy

Her friend is jealous and doesn’t want to be left behind.

[–]chomponthebit3 points4 points  (2 children) | Copy

Snorlax’ exist to prove your potential.

Just smile with an “I’m totally gonna eat your friend out over your couch” smile. You’ll be fine

[–]buttgoogler0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

“I’m totally gonna eat your friend out over your couch”


[–]SpecialistParticular0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Until she smiles back.

Because her friend has herpes.

[–]TheRedPillMonkey55 points56 points  (3 children) | Copy

You ended up taking her home.

I think whatever you said, and however you handled it, obviously worked.

You accomplished your goal. Who gives a fuck what this chick said? You obviously didn't let it stop you, and that's the correct way to handle it.

Nice job, slugger.

[–]BlackTemplar19893 points4 points  (2 children) | Copy

Am I really the only one that would have bailed after that? Maybe my paranoia is getting the better of me, but I see a real chance that girl would wake up with buyers remorse the next day. Then her friend would add some stupid bullshit about how OP manipulated her / exploited her semi-drunk state and voilà you have concrete rape charges against you.

[–]alaskanarcher29 points30 points  (1 child) | Copy

"I like you. You hold your friends to high standards." Turning to the target, talking about her friend in front of her. "She's great you should keep her around. She makes sure you don't get into any trouble. She's like the mom of the group isn't she?" and then roll into the next thing before the friend gets a chance to go on.

[–]Xevalous24 points25 points  (0 children) | Copy

"She's like the mom of the group isn't she?"

Perfect response.

[–]TimPartendale19 points20 points  (1 child) | Copy

If I can’t agree and amplify within a few seconds of the comment, I prefer just to ignore it. It’s better than coming off as butthurt or making a self-depreciating comment.

I liked the other suggestion in the thread about being jealous/friend with an ulterior motive (wants me for herself) as that’s a pressure flip. Going out on a limb and saying “why are you body shaming me?” in a non-serious tone with a smile might also get the friend to F off.

[–]xx-Rain_Maker-xx3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

"Why are you body shaming me? " wouldn't work in that case. Drunk people tend to take statements like this literally. If you say it, she's gonna confront you and make a scene. I would just ignore her.

[–]3chazthundergut4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

I would welcome the harpy.

This is just shit testing. Every moment your chick sees you hold frame in the face of this onslaught it makes her pussy a little more wet.

[–]civilizedfrog4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

You did good. If it happened with me, I would agree what her friend said and reframe the whole thing by telling her that by being with me she will have nothing but heartbreak. Then tell her there is some nice guy for her.

Never trash her friends. That is terrible advice

[–]whatdidshewrite22 points23 points  (2 children) | Copy

I’d turn the girl on her friend by saying “clearly your friend wants me for herself”

[–]es142622 points23 points  (1 child) | Copy

This just wouldn’t work wtf. Sounds super insecure, would never land.

[–]Andgelyo4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

You did fine, who gives a shit about what her jealous whore of a friend thinks anyway. You still got the poon, and her friend went home without dick. Win, win.

[–]BusterVadge1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

That's not a shit test.

[–]Wolveryn1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I would have played with it... "Bring him over! Lets check him out!" "Our friend here says you're much better than me, are you?" :D

[–]NYLON_G1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Typical cock blocker. Probably wants the D for herself. Girlfriend to stupid to know what the play is.

[–]actually-guy 1 points1 points [recovered] | Copy

After the standard techniques, I'd probably snap and nuke the whole set. This kind of behavior can't be tolerated:

Me: points to her friend "Is this your friend? Do you know her?" HB7: "Yeah, she's my best friend!" Me: "Wow. She's a really rude, terrible person. You should work on getting higher quality friends. Have a good night."

And walk.

[–]Xevalous-1 points0 points  (1 child) | Copy

You'll come off as insecure. Agree and amplify would be the best way to handle this, I do believe.

[–]topkeky2 points3 points  (4 children) | Copy

How the fuck did you hear what the friend said in the club? Isn't it super loud there?

[–]Velebit2 points3 points  (3 children) | Copy

My point too... wtf kind of a club is that. I need things repeatedly yelled in my ear to hear it, yet he overheard the whole conversation...

I don't get why are you downvoted.

[–]geo_gan2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

Drunk jealous friend most likely shouting in her ear not realising he was also in foghorn cone of her audio

[–]Velebit0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Still seems like a big strech.

[–]topkeky0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Exactly that.

[–]carbonhexoxide1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

“Why are you so jealous of me?”

[–]Coo_Larrow2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

"I'm gonna assume you're not joining us in a 3 way later. My loss, I'm sure."

[–]mrpoopistan2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

I'm not a huge agree-and-amplify guy, but I'd be all in on it in this case.

"You're right. If she doesn't make her move soon, I'm liable to fuck that dude. Damn."

[–]nummas0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

You took her home. So whatever her friend said is irrelevant.

Just ignore her friend and don't bring it up unless the girl says something, then just say she was jealous and change topic. You don't have time for bullshit.

[–]AshyBoneVR40 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Anyway she ignored her at the end and went home with me.

I had a reply ready after I read the title then read this above sentence. Dude, it doesn't matter. You still got the girl in the end anyway. The "friends" petty bull shit should only linger in your mind IF you got cockblocked or the girl brought up anything that the "friend" said. You're good. Don't worry about it.

[–]red2hilt0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

This shoudn't be a question this should be a field report. Because: she ignored her at the end and went home with you. you handled this perfectly, champ.

[–]sleepyweaselisawake0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

You say nothing and continue dancing with the girl who is paying attention to you.

[–]Trphello0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

"you think so? I think she's pretty cute"

Doesn't matter if it's not logical and she said him and you switched to her. Logic doesn't matter, only emotions

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

She went home with you not the other guy. Sounds like he friend likes you. I'd ignore until your girl brings it up.

[–]Let_Me_Touch_Myself-4 points-3 points  (7 children) | Copy

She was a 7?

Lmao All of u cunts are losers.

[–]steelseerieskama 1 points1 points [recovered] | Copy

Considering 5 is average 7 is actually auper attractive

[–]Let_Me_Touch_Myself-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy


[–]santlaurentdon0 points1 point  (3 children) | Copy

LMFAOOOO. alright bud, I'm curious to see your definition of a 10. list a couple 10/10 celeb women rn.

[–]Let_Me_Touch_Myself0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

Iv never met any celebs so I am unable to.

U just proved my point of you cunts being losers. Judge a book by its cover?

I wish u all the luck in the world and I hope for your sake that u don't end up with some good looking chick with shit for brains who cheats on u and destroys your life.


[–]santlaurentdon0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Ah that’s what you mean. From your first comment it seemed as if you were calling everyone a loser because a 7/10 would be low for your standards. I thought you were insinuating that you were so alpha and mighty that only 10/10s would cut it for you. Now I understand that you’re saying that there is more to a girl than looks. Which I 100% agree with. Maybe relax a little b. Hard to judge tone over the internet. Ruspectz.

[–]Let_Me_Touch_Myself0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Love ya.

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