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How to I counter someone on man spreading

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November 5, 2019
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Bruh they complain help me


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Title How to I counter someone on man spreading
Author O-O-F-S-E-N-P-A-I
Upvotes 45
Comments 17
Date 05 November 2019 04:20 AM UTC (10 months ago)
Subreddit antifeminists
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/707548
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/antifeminists/comments/dru1yg/how_to_i_counter_someone_on_man_spreading/
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[–]ulgulanoth34 points35 points  (5 children) | Copy

"Only a sexist bigot cares what gender someone presents when they tell them the information"

[–]O-O-F-S-E-N-P-A-I[S] 10 points11 points  (3 children) | Copy

I’m low key dumb, if there is any chance, could you clarify this a little bit?

[–]ulgulanoth9 points10 points  (2 children) | Copy

If you are accused of mansplaining, the accusation is that a man should not tell a woman how to do x or how x works, ergo a sexist point of view, ergo only a bigot cares if a man explains them something for being a man

[–]O-O-F-S-E-N-P-A-I[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

Thanks mate

[–]halfwit20250 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Man "spreading" not "splaining"

[–]Drayelya4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

This is rather frighteningly accurate.

[–]1444636813 points14 points  (0 children) | Copy

Tell them you actually identify as a woman.

[–]CaptainChrom20009 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy

"Suck my manspreading balls"

[–]SunnyGay735 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

ask them to shove two of those small oranges between their legs and see how long they can sit with their legs tightly pressed together. if they say something about boobs and not needing to have their arms out open all the time, put a fat grapefruit under each armpit and see if they can keep their arm flat against their sides. this is probably an argument over the internet so just ask them to picture doing this and tell them they dont have balls so they cant tell people with balls how to sit. Im a fucking girl and i sit with my legs open, i dont have fucking balls! you cant call sitting with ur legs open and "taking up more space on purpose" manspreding if women do it to. this is the kinda bullshit that gets me so riled up and i will fucking fight anyone who tries to say shit about "manspreding" or "mansplaining" or fucking "manterupting" bc WOMEN DO THIS SHIT ALL THE FUCKING TIIIME

[–]read-a-lot3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Grab two bean bags or something similar, put them between her legs and ask her to sit “properly”. Extra spicy if you add needles to simulate pain.

[–]tw1nm3t30r3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy

Tell them you don't fucking care. Either that or tell them to quit staring at your balls.

[–]O-O-F-S-E-N-P-A-I[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

True

[–]Davediedyeasterday2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

its the natural guy postition

[–]Mar_Ci2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Inform them that you also leave the toilet seat up.

[–]nbowers5783310 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Ask them about shebagging

[–]HitorMiss1010 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

If you dont sit like that, with your legs spread apart, the heat from your thighs could potentially lead to infertility, after long enough exposure, and our hips are different, and are built to naturally sit like that, with our legs spread apart

[–]Patrick_the_mehmeh0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Beat the shit out of them while screaming sexist points of views. That’s how Male feminists do it.



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