My friend was swiping through on FB dating for shits and giggles, when we stumbled upon this gem. I never thought I’d actually see one in the wild..

makrelli · 2020-07-22T21:38:06+00:00

Pervs will be blocked? Your pregnant and dressed like a whore

banevader90000 · 2020-07-22T21:40:11+00:00

How did you not anticipate ever seeing one? These women are a dime a dozen and I am not calling them dimes.

Red_Pill_Dynamics · 2020-07-22T21:43:51+00:00

The good news is her bio is a bunch of red flags.

The bad news is there's ALWAYS a simp looking passed every single one of 'um ready to save these tingle-driven, reproducing birthing thots.

CSM_Pepper · 2020-07-22T21:33:08+00:00

My flow is ridin' far away from that tire fire.

MrWojak · 2020-07-22T21:39:10+00:00

Extensive use of emoji to disguise what a terrible deal she is as a potential partner. How quirky.

flagsblack · 2020-07-22T22:42:46+00:00

Anybody else ever get shamed for not thinking people like this are worth a shot?

Imagine for one second you brought a girl like this around whoever your coolest dude friends are. The fucking roasting you'd be in for the next time you saw them would set cities ablaze

LgGoodboy · 2020-07-22T23:18:00+00:00

Any woman who uses “full time mom” as a profession should be avoided at all costs, her husband is the government living for free off of a broken system

ExplicitCyclops · 2020-07-22T22:51:56+00:00

Yep. Woman sleeps around like mad gets Preggo and has no choice but to find a nice guy when the father bails.

The natural order of things.

2020-07-23T02:12:32+00:00

Imagine being able to drift through life from dick to dick, having your basic needs and entertainment covered by desperate men, collecting child support and/or welfare... No wonder these broads freak the fuck out once their looks fade and their kids turn 18.

SuperbClick · 2020-07-23T00:16:04+00:00

As a Floridian this is way more common than you think.

Overkillengine · 2020-07-22T23:04:35+00:00

Pros:

Under 30 and not fat yet.

Cons:

The above can and will change, plus the rest of that profile is a garbage scow set on fire and piloted at max thrust into a seaside orphanage. A short bald fat boring 45 yr old janitor for a small business in a smaller town would be doing himself a disservice to take her on, much less the 6'+ tall werewolf thug surgeon she is undoubtedly holding out for.

This is the best she has to offer and it's not ever going to get any better barring some sort of time machine that lets her go back and unfuckup multiple horrible life choices.

me_grimmlock · 2020-07-23T01:19:51+00:00

Loves to dance on dicks 😄

MikepGrey · 2020-07-23T01:31:48+00:00

wow.... single and miserable for life this one...

TheREexpert44 · 2020-07-23T02:04:42+00:00

Just for fun you should ask these tramps "how much for a blowie?" And if they respond with a number be like "I thought you said no hookups or pervs?"

FightCaves · 2020-07-23T02:34:21+00:00

Shes pregnant? What a steal!!

CaptainCoochieBeard · 2020-07-23T03:45:11+00:00

Fucking whore.

TeaFaceGuy · 2020-07-22T23:53:04+00:00

so many red flags lol All the alarms going off, ALL OF THEM!!!!

asdf333aza · 2020-07-23T02:53:55+00:00

Why do they shourt out "I'm a single mom" like it's something to be proud of???

Like I think they're delusional. They think being a single mom is somehow honorable and worthy of praise, and they're so conceited that they think everyone must think what they think. So they think we guys like or admire that stuff too, when it couldn't be any further from the truth. That's just my theory.

dwattzdrummer91 · 2020-07-23T05:09:32+00:00

The pink hair and sexually revealing clothing are a hoot too. She literally keeps contradicting herself. No sane man wants to put up with a single mom who is pregnant AGAIN haha omg... What an idiot...

JZSquared · 2020-07-23T12:42:30+00:00

22 years old

21 Years Young

That has to be a world record for the fastest lie/red flag on a dating profile.

Iceth_Thtea · 2020-07-23T14:52:31+00:00

Hahaha, all I needed to see was Florida. As a Florida man I see these everywhere like fuckin cockroaches. Lots of them seem to like white guys. Maaaaaybe it has something to do with having two kids with Tyrone or some Puerto Rican dude who's name is tatted somewhere on her smelly body.

DifficultContext · 2020-07-22T23:30:14+00:00

I am curious about the pregnant statement, do you think she is actually pregnant or is she lying so some idiot will nut inside her and she can trap him?

wathon2 · 2020-07-23T05:32:28+00:00

I don't get all these Single Moms. Where are the baby daddies??? Go be with your baby daddies.

The most important decision a woman will make in her life is choosing a good man that will stick around for the kid.

shmixups · 2020-07-23T07:25:38+00:00

Colored hairs are a strong indicator.

lethargic_apathy · 2020-07-23T12:11:39+00:00

Who does she expect to be reeling in? Certainly not anyone decent...

“Look out, boys. Single mother with another kid on the way. You don’t wanna miss out on this special!”

mr_eman · 2020-07-22T22:37:50+00:00

"Looking for long-term relationship" ...hmmm

ChadInKorea · 2020-07-22T22:51:08+00:00

Pink hair = RUN!

BeginningObjective3 · 2020-07-22T23:06:41+00:00

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Mundane_Worldliness7 · 2020-07-23T01:55:50+00:00

A Full time mom who is pregnant, so she is drawing state assistance (WIC, Food Stamps, Medicaid for Pregnant Women and Child Support) and she has got one bun in the oven. With all the aforementioned taken into account, she is looking for another guy to provide her with another bun after the current bun is ready. Any smart guy would be a hard pass, something about the purple hair is strangely lesbianic. I'd get the feeling any guy who got with her would end up subsidizing her and her girlfriend.

iamumair009 · 2020-07-23T04:31:09+00:00

I think this gen needs awareness about when to get seeded.

2 seeds and 21. No sane man will be willing to spent a life with her now I guess.

Mein_Tarnaccount · 2020-07-23T09:07:59+00:00

What a shame.

romanpHS · 2020-07-23T10:13:13+00:00

imagine thinking being a mom is anywhere close to a full time job lmao

SirKolbath · 2020-07-23T14:44:11+00:00

add my <app famous for nudes>

pervs will be blocked.

Oooooooooooooookay.

MGTOW_BEASTMODE · 2020-07-23T16:10:20+00:00

"I HAVE A KID AND PREGNANT! I'M DEFINITELY NOT A HOOKER! 5 BUCKS FOR MY ONLYFANS"

grin43 · 2020-07-23T19:25:15+00:00

Only pervs like eyebrows like that

_Lonewolf_- · 2020-07-23T19:57:57+00:00

And women that are pregnant and dressed like that are a block for me haha. Unfortunately some dumb simp will always fall for her despite her being a huge red flag..

SaikoniHaiTeyatsuda · 2020-07-24T01:55:19+00:00

21 and already a single mother with another kid on the way.....

chalulin · 2020-07-25T05:28:21+00:00

"Florida born and raised."

When the only thing you have going for yourself is pride in where you were born (as if that was some kind of accomplishment), you know you're in for a shit show.

2020-07-22T22:51:21+00:00

Hell nahh!!! Swipe left!

NickTesla2018 · 2020-07-23T00:38:20+00:00

That's alot of bareback.

SakuraYanfuyu · 2020-07-23T21:22:20+00:00

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