I'll keep this short and sweet:

Thank you to each and every one of you motherfuckers who spent the time to build TRP subs and answer each & every one of my questions.

I think I owe like 57 of you guys a beer.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know you guys have pornstar sex lives and all. Or got sucked off before your balls dropped or whatever.

But at 23 years old, I'd thoroughly convinced myself that this would never happen. And I hella appreciate every single word of advice that got me here.