Best replies after failed kiss?

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February 16, 2017
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Went out with a womens today for some bowling, my usual shit. After I thought I simmered the shit enough went for the kiss. She kinda pushed me away and said "OH MY GOD (my name) NO".

I stared at her with puppy eyes and a depressed face, and slowly morphed it into a shit faced grin and said "I was just trying to get something off your lip"

She looked at me dumbfounded, so I went in again and she recipricated.

Anyone have any other one liners/reactions for these kissy situations?


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Title Best replies after failed kiss?
Author Gucci_sauce_
Upvotes 123
Comments 13
Date 16 February 2017 02:25 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit askTRP
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/82662
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[–]failingtheturingtest97 points98 points  (1 child) | Copy

Fucking nailed it. If it happened the way I'm reading it, that instant re-escalation just put you in the top 5% of confidence for her.
That is assumed attraction!

Also, anything that is followed by a good shit-eating grin is just gold.

[–]EntitledShitHead20 points21 points  (0 children) | Copy

Fucking nailed it. If it happened the way I'm reading it, that instant re-escalation just put you in the top 5% of confidence for her. That is assumed attraction!

Didn't think about it like that interesting. I'm going to try this technic next time that happens.

[–]lietruth44 points45 points  (1 child) | Copy

The way you handled it was perfect.

You don't have to say the perfect one liner, act mellow dramatic and sad for 5 seconds then carry on and escalate at a different time.

[–]Harry_Fraud14 points15 points  (0 children) | Copy

Token LMR. Amused Mastery and Assumed Attraction proven again.

[–]pastaganred15 points16 points  (0 children) | Copy

bitch ur making a scene

[–]243573409818 points19 points  (0 children) | Copy

nice amused mastery broski

another option would be to remain unfazed and act as if nothing happened, re-escalate and try again

[–]Unver5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

"Stop trying to kiss me" with a smirk works really well too.

[–]askmrcia5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

Yours was perfect. Loved it.

Been in that situation a few times myself. Girl reacted to me the Same way the one in your post did.

I replied, "well ummmmmm damn I thought we had something here. Was going to go from a kiss to marriage but I guess you had other plans." and smiled

That diffused the situation and she just replied "I'm sorry, blah blah blah."

[–]vorverk2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Perfect.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

Leave without saying another word. Bonus points if you fart on her on your way out the door.

[–]badchad_isglad1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Great job!

I'm a big fan of not saying anything, just a sly grin, an intense look into her eye, and moving in again



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