Does anybody know the mythical 5'4 balding slayer?

ScrimmyBingusTwo · 2022-12-20T18:18:55+00:00

Three possibilities:

1) The guy in question is a boomer from a generation where women didn't have dating apps that allowed them to only hookup with the top 10% of men so the women had to settle.

2) The guy in question isn't actually "short" but average height or slightly below.

3) It's a complete lie to pretend that looks aren't the number 1 thing that matters in sex and dating.

revente · 2022-12-20T20:08:54+00:00

extremely successful with attractive women

The problem is that according to reddit simps like 95% women are attractive. If you’re a bottom 30% man, you still can be succesful with bottom 10% girls.

SolidPuzzleheaded984 · 2022-12-20T23:07:04+00:00

It’s a myth

hutavan · 2022-12-21T13:23:51+00:00

The closest thing I encountered were guys who were unattractive/below average on all accounts, but they were hyper-extroverted and popular with lots of male and female friends. Those guys are not slayers tho, but terminally online redditors don't know the difference and might be led to believe that such popularity equals being attractive/successful with women. Those who think looks don't matter are especially susceptible to this fallacy.

debatelord_1 · 2022-12-20T20:59:20+00:00

Nah that's a myth on Reddit. Go outside and talk to some real life early 20s women and ask what they think of short and balding men.

FortniteAbobus · 2022-12-20T21:42:51+00:00

I think he still works as indian janitor at brazilian school, somewhere at Sigma District.

SmurfESmurferson · 2022-12-21T03:47:19+00:00

I know one. Exactly one in my entire life - but he’s such an exception, he stands out in my mind

5’0 and bald

But this was balanced by the fact that he was a Green Beret and ex-stripper (with all of the people-reading charisma strippers of both genders develop)

He was less an example of what you’re talking about, and more an example of Atlas’ “man tokens” theory. The more hyper masculine tokens you possess, the more your other traits can be less manly - all that matters is that your man tokens are more heavily weighted than your non-man tokens

revente · 2022-12-20T18:41:17+00:00

There was a guy that used to be in the same guild as me on WoW and I was pretty close with him. He was also obese but he found a gf through the same guild and married her (they are still married I think).

I can also think of a few relatives of mine who are extremely short who told me they were getting married in the past 5-ish years but most were in Lebanon

I think "slaying" might be impossible but relationships are still possible but there's the luck factor

TsugaC · 2022-12-20T18:37:40+00:00

I do. He was the baseball star in my school, dated a cheerleader and a girl who grew up to be a hair model.

But… he was exceptionally good looking, very strong and well built, and already had a string of girlfriends by 8th grade. His reputation and confidence were already established when we were all short.

Super-Peoplez-S0Lt · 2022-12-20T18:53:35+00:00

This is the classic “girlfriend from Canada” argument.

Stunning-Spirit5275 · 2022-12-20T20:22:16+00:00

Short and bald ? Whoa, that’s a tough one man

BitsAndBobs304 · 2022-12-20T20:35:15+00:00

Ofc! Musk and bezos! /s

ManWazo · 2022-12-20T19:59:54+00:00

I'm a regular 28yo autist 5'3 male that has 100+ ncount. Could be because I'm hot or because of my personality, ai don't care as long as it works.

Green-Quantity1032 · 2022-12-21T00:42:51+00:00

I know a short hairdresser.

Average face, not balding, never been inside a gym.

He's like 50y/o but looks the same for the past 15 years lol.

He used to slay, I don't know what's up with him these days

HateSpeechFanBoy · 2022-12-21T04:57:42+00:00

I know a 5’2” bald Indian janitor. He is so confident, charismatic and has an excellent sense of humour. He only pumps and dumps models. He doesn’t even have his own place, he fucks a new model every night

SwimmingTheme3736 · 2022-12-21T05:45:29+00:00

I know a 5”5 with a full head of hair who gets so many women, I was one of them I was honestly obsessed with this man, embarrassingly so.

Last-Post2085 · 2022-12-21T13:03:27+00:00

There are people in my work place that are short/fat/bald and have been in relationships. They have kids a well but it seems like they are divorced now.

Main thing is their age. They're all 50 and above. They definitely don't use online dating. The boomer/Gen X era definitely was easier for average men to date. It's a lot harder for short/fat/bald younger people I think.

There is definitely something in the generations. These 50+ dudes here wouldn't know anything about red/black pills. They just do what they have done since the 1970s.

Antisocial_Nihilist · 2022-12-21T15:16:09+00:00

Unless he's filthy rich and worth AT LEAST a few million dollars? It's not happening for a dude who is 5'4

FishTank34 · 2022-12-21T18:31:09+00:00

Unironically I know a guy that’s short (5 foot 7) and gets girls but he’s attractive in the face and doesn’t get that many hookups/ONS, though it does happen. You could call him a chadlet lmfao

RocinanteCoffee · 2022-12-25T02:03:16+00:00

I'm with a big-bellied balding 5'3" slayer at the moment. He is both hot and has a captivating personality and demeanor to go along with it. I am thinner and taller than he is. I'm not good at rating my face but he thought I was out of his league and I thought he was out of mine. We both swiped right anyway.

He has had success with many women (many of us hot and young) and has turned down offers throughout the times in his life where he was dating/single.

This may be particular to my city but a lot of fat balding short HVAC guys pull killer wives, even if they're not breaking that six-figure threshold that people like to point to.

Still fat balding guys (most of the US) still get laid and have dates, just in some cases their popularity with women starts a bit later in life.

BigDino1 · 2023-01-11T08:05:09+00:00

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