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[–][deleted] 80 points81 points82 points 3 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
It's true that women eating off your plate is a classic shit test. Take note, fellas.
[–]XxLibruhxX[S] 47 points48 points49 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Really? I couldn't imagine being so rude. That's sad.
[–]RFairfield26 44 points45 points46 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I guarantee you my immediate response would be to sample a bit of what’s on her plate too.
While making direct eye contact.
Go ahead. Try me.. but I know what’s up.
[–][deleted] 15 points16 points17 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That is the correct response. That is the way to pass that shit test.
[–]RFairfield26 4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The fact that there’s someone out there that thinks like her is beyond asinine.
[–]NohoTwoPointOh[🍰] 8 points9 points10 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I will literally scramble my fork and intercept her hand with it. Not enough to break skin, but hard enough to ensure the sovereignty of my plate and escort her grubby little paws back to their own airspace.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
But the important part is: don't try to pass the shit test. A person who shit-tests you is a bullet best dodged.
[–]SauronGamgee 7 points8 points9 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Every woman shit tests in one way or another.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
But all women shit test.
[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points-2 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Ah yes I forgot the sub I was in for a second.
[–]TinoAsprilla1892 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Innit I’m pretty sure this tweets a joke anyway
[–]jakethegreatwhite 37 points38 points39 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thats why first dates are never meals, a drink, coffee, even a hike. That gets rid of atleast 30% of women who just want a free meal
[–]monkeymanwasd123 25 points26 points27 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Est off your guys plate and you may be seen as entitled, oversensitive, bad self control, poor decision making, lacking confidence, and maybe cute in a random child stealing your frys then crying when you stop it way
[–]XxLibruhxX[S] 13 points14 points15 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Huh?
[–]monkeymanwasd123 17 points18 points19 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you do it on the first date and you're already setting up red flags the other person's impression of you can get pretty bad pretty fast or it will be largely ignored
[–]VeteranOfDepression 40 points41 points42 points 3 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
im more concerned about her profile picture. who tf wears bras like that?
[–]ivanoud 9 points10 points11 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Maybe the other bought melon drops lower than the other 🤷♂️
[–]XxLibruhxX[S] 18 points19 points20 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It looks more like a top. If I had what she has I'd wear it😂
[–]VeteranOfDepression 9 points10 points11 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
that isnt style
[–]eldredge_ape 7 points8 points9 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Underrated comment 😂
[+]SpiretRaider 7 points8 points9 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
ifunny???
[–]XxLibruhxX[S] 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Absolutely
[–]ivanoud 5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Way for feminists to make a chance to build up trust a never-ending battle in the first meeting!
[–]KoheToe 3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Nice ifunny meme 😉
[–]XxLibruhxX[S] 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol right?
[–]Ralph_Marbler 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She will just be a rude bitch. She gotta stop her bullshit lmao she not the one who'll pay the motherfucking bill 😂
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just split. It's sexist if you want to pay for her meal.
[–]josiah_simon2011 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bruh you know your stupid when someone named poo Has to roast you
(Tae in filipino means poo)
[–]Masked_Rebel 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They called for war, and they shall receive it.
[+]A-rip-threw-time 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children) | Copy Link
. . . Wtf, 😡 . . . . . . You, Mean To Show off Gluttony ! . . . !
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