"Men must be above 6 foot, muscular, earn in six figures, buy me the latest iPhone, take care of me in every way and I won't give them any attention or care for them at all, they must do everything for me. mY drEaM hUsBanD."

IceyMan45 · 2021-02-22T13:55:40+00:00

Women say crap like that, then end up marrying a guy like in the pic once reality sinks in.

IceyMan45 · 2021-02-22T12:51:20+00:00

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dalon3wolf · 2021-02-22T14:11:26+00:00

should be fit, should know how to cook

Too bad the fatlards at FDS are (good at) neither

Should wear pink

Never heard any dude in my entire lifetime give a fuck about what colour a woman is wearing.

AndrewTheBritishNump · 2021-02-22T15:03:15+00:00

Fit - yes, you should be in shape

Know how to cook - as should every adult

Have long hair - sure, guys typically prefer feminine girls

Wear makeup - don’t you do this for yourself?

Wear pink - wait, who is asking this?

Shave - yes, men prefer this too

Listen - this is just having manners?

This list is hardly something unobtainable, and even then, they’re making stuff up to go on this list.

quoddles · 2021-02-22T14:19:32+00:00

The absolute irony, it's fucking hilarious how oblivious they are to it. Don't they literally have a 6-6-6 rule in that subreddit? 6 foot, 6 inches, 6 figures??? must be a HiGh VaLuE MaLe

nightreaper__ · 2021-02-22T18:00:13+00:00

The funny thing is we've all heard of someone talk about their "dream man" but has anyone ever heard a guy say a girl must fucking wear pink? Fabricating this stuff is a talent for them

triangularprismshard · 2021-02-22T18:36:38+00:00

When we say woman should be fit, it means to stay in shape not working out to get abs it's to not be overweight, if a man works his partner should know how to cook because he won't manage to do both and vice versa, I personally don't care if my girl has short hair or even boy cut it's the fucking shaved head which makes me puke, tbh if you don't shave you at just disgusting I shave too and I am a man and have no problem with it there's nothing wrong with being neat and hygienic, I have never heard any man saying that they want their girl to be wearing makeup and I don't care for it either, listening to me (or any man) is a good trait to have just like men listen to women even if they aren't interested in the story it feels good to be heard and that's how you keep the relationship healthy.

Now on the other hand what these creatures ask for, around only 15% of men are 6ft and over in the WHOLE WORLD and unlike weight you can't change your height, men aren't born with muscles they have to workout to get their which is their choice and if a fat woman is asking for a muscular man and getting one well you already know the answer and men aren't your servants.

basically what I'm saying is unlike men feminazis have set unreal standards for men to attain and not only that they'll never be in this relationship because firstly this dream guy is rare and secondly even if they find it he wouldn't wanna be with a fat or toxic woman at all.

2Bme12 · 2021-02-22T14:48:12+00:00

You could probably ask that guy if that's his mindset, and he would be like:

"Those qualities would be great." But i'm self aware and understand i'm not entitled like the opposing women who look like me!"

RunInRunOn · 2021-02-22T15:20:33+00:00

Nobody gives a shit about what colour you wear anymore.

Unless you're spotted without any green on St. Patrick's Day, then punishment shall be applied.

crusadeLeader7 · 2021-02-22T15:35:46+00:00

Correct me if I’m wrong but arnt only like 15% of men 6ft+

throwawaygoodvibess · 2021-02-22T22:37:16+00:00

Bro, WHO tf is saying ‘have long hair, wear makeup’ and... ‘weak pink/feminine colors’... LOL w t f?

Who gives a shit about those 3? And that’s about half the entire list. They just make shit up lmfao s m h

asdf333aza · 2021-02-23T00:48:03+00:00

Tells you a lot about the girls in FDS.

That post is basically just asking women to have basic fucking hygiene and they're grossed out be it. How dare you ask her not to be fat. God forbid she shave her damn mustache so she doesn't look more like her dad than her mom.

Run2daend93 · 2021-02-22T14:43:07+00:00

I’m 6’1 with a muscular physique (currently on a bulk for a Photoshoot) two cars and a 6 figure job can I demand this ?

I don’t demand any of this, granted I don’t want an ugly woman or a land whale, but for a guy that has my resume I’m pretty laid back on my standards. Question is, why do women, who don’t posses 30% of what I have demand so much ? 5’3 midget demanding men 6’0 above, works at a call center or the cash register at Pizza Hut demands top notch guys ? Women are so delusional.

Anuther_Dog · 2021-02-22T14:17:33+00:00

Im very happy to for them to have the criteria of ' Men must be above 6 foot, muscular, earn in six figures, buy me the latest iPhone, take care of me in every way and I won't give them any attention or care for them at all, they must do everything for me. ' as long as they understand that the man that does that should be in charge and his decisions are respected BECAUSE he obviously knows what hes doing if he can provide all that and should be listened to.

OttoWalterModel · 2021-02-22T16:33:01+00:00

Literally every man looks like this am I right my fellow feminists

aarozzk · 2021-02-22T17:11:19+00:00

I think you should date someone effort-equivalent to you. Which means, most fds'ers might actually be a pretty good match for the man in the pic.

bigbruvwithbands · 2021-02-22T17:17:10+00:00

I literally just can’t comment there? It’s like I’m banned but no message

Harry_Johnston · 2021-02-22T18:03:34+00:00

They really like to make up scenarios in their heads, don't they? Lmao

redFenning22 · 2021-02-22T14:13:52+00:00

FDS is funny heh

Gretshus · 2021-02-22T15:17:48+00:00

have long hair

the fuck?

NewYorkStorkExchange · 2021-02-22T16:15:39+00:00

Some of those insane harpies are claiming that men liking long hair is about control lmao. FDS is wild

thegawking · 2021-02-22T18:48:56+00:00

"Above 6 foot"? But I'm assured by every woman on Reddit that height isn't a particularly important trait!

DeJuanBallard · 2021-02-22T15:06:41+00:00

Forget the fact that this man is the pinnacle of male sexual appeal, and has regularly caused spontaneous pregnancy in women around the world with his steel-y glance. He also owns this sick ass robe, and even that is not enough for women.

Senpai_Fork · 2021-02-22T23:13:52+00:00

Wait how do female shave? Is it their leg hair?

daddyDankula69 · 2021-02-23T00:17:36+00:00

I will settle for mutual respect

PaladinGamer563 · 2021-02-23T02:19:26+00:00

Well said, brother.

noob_x_infinity · 2021-02-23T02:24:43+00:00

Didn’t FDS say that if you don’t prefer cellulites and stretch marks you are a pedo?

Like I understand they want men to accept their flaws. But accusing them of pedophilia is just unnecessary

ginger_nerd3103 · 2021-02-22T17:07:47+00:00

Sorry, but you must shave at the very least. That is if they're referring to armpits and legs.

aarozzk · 2021-02-23T01:06:57+00:00

Yes, you should be fit.

Yes, you should know how to cook.

No, I don't care about your hair.

No, I don't care if you wear makeup.

No, tf, I don't care if you wear "feminine colors."

Yes, you should shave.

Yes, you should listen.

Now tell me, Is that too much to ask?

illougiankides · 2021-02-22T19:22:03+00:00

They are kinda right on this guy, who uses mayonnaise as conditioner.

ArcarozX · 2021-02-23T03:24:41+00:00

Like if any man had such a high standard for women. I mean, yeah, sure, they have an idealised female figure of their own but I don't see them actually using it in real life.

fnork · 2021-02-22T15:37:56+00:00

This is the equivalent of men shitposting about fat bitches with unrealistic expectations. That's feminism for you.

bUt_WhAt_AbOuT_mE · 2021-02-22T15:47:48+00:00

Lol only toxic people contribute to these pointless debates. Women generalise men bc of some assholes, men generalise women bc of some assholes. Seriously, how do straight ppl even get along with this shit?