Whos gonna marry her?

ijustdontcare74 · 2022-10-04T11:40:52+00:00

Just when you think you've seen the worst profile online dating has to offer....along comes another one to raise the bar on crazy....

gafgone5 · 2022-10-04T12:07:23+00:00

When your dating profile is actually a warning label

LordranKing · 2022-10-04T12:19:51+00:00

This must be a joke account. I refuse to believe anyone could truly be this out of touch with reality and be this entitled

dependency_injector · 2022-10-04T12:38:18+00:00

What has she done to the cats? Each of them lost 2 lives

3Dgirlsover2Dgirls · 2022-10-04T12:18:29+00:00

Let me rush to put a ring in it.

Ilikepotatoes_876 · 2022-10-04T14:18:05+00:00

Almost definitely satire, but still a good analogy for women’s standards in dating.

Itneverbegancel · 2022-10-04T14:03:55+00:00

Looks like a joke to me ngl

Black-Patrick · 2022-10-04T14:13:20+00:00

Sounds like satire.

LegFriendly9957 · 2022-10-04T12:27:45+00:00

Marrying a woman who can't / won't cook is as useless as buying a car with no engine, it serves no use.

JayTheFordMan · 2022-10-04T12:37:01+00:00

Does the Ex have a gimp mask and chained up in the kitchen, the whole thing gives me that vibe

FakeLordFarquaad · 2022-10-04T12:25:47+00:00

At least she's honest I guess🤷‍♂️

Lecomodore · 2022-10-04T13:09:46+00:00

Jora needs a psychiatrist five times a week for a few years.

nonymus_gamer · 2022-10-04T15:48:07+00:00

I think this is bait

Ok_Razzmatazz_1751 · 2022-10-04T16:56:13+00:00

Cause it's satire

Lucieeuh · 2022-10-04T18:40:21+00:00

its satire.. you guys are disconnected with reality

Ambitious-Peace9777 · 2022-10-04T20:57:39+00:00

As if this is real

MagentaSteam · 2022-10-04T21:03:22+00:00

It’s fake but still funny. I could see this being a reality show.

Jukingku22 · 2022-10-04T13:29:21+00:00

Nah this gotta be a joke

crusader1094 · 2022-10-04T16:28:20+00:00

$100 bet says she's obese too

2022-10-04T13:33:45+00:00

Sounds like she needs more cats. Better hold on to them real tight because it’s about to get real lonely.

Panzerv2003 · 2022-10-04T13:52:01+00:00

Even the most desperate would avoid her

AnUnusualMento · 2022-10-04T23:10:01+00:00

This is satire, but even so, why tf would you put this on your profile lmao

MiKEY_SANZ · 2022-10-05T01:07:19+00:00

This has to be a bit. I don’t believe this is a real human

PRANAV_1234 · 2022-10-04T18:30:18+00:00

The Lion, The witch and the audacity of this bitch

Bound-Submissive · 2022-10-04T23:41:11+00:00

Important thing to know, bitch, if you want a man to endure you.

Train or get rid of your dog. Because if your dog attacks people, it's on your conscience which you seem to not have.

You are a criminal. Maybe it's too late for you.

You must not live with your ex.

Why did you dumped him in the first place? You have 6 kids and you clearly seem like a bad parent and bad person.

If you require constant attention, you must be very careful how you behave and treat your partner, so you are pleasant to be with and desirable, which I don't believe at all that you will achieve that.

Access to his phone? You are nuts, suffocator.

Best friend? You aren't even friend material. And you clearly ain't wife material.

Nobody is gonna marry that scorn.

hidinginthenight · 2022-10-05T09:00:14+00:00

Are y’all realising that feminism, like ACTUAL feminism, wants people to be equal? I know a lot of “feminists” are treating men like shit and y’all don’t deserve that. But that does not mean all feminism is bad. There are still people, women and men, who actually want equality and no sex to be superior, but use the word feminist, since that’s what it originally meant, and what it’s still supposed to mean.

Conscious-Charity915 · 2022-10-04T14:34:34+00:00

If she's pretty she will have no problem.

Training-Rich5057 · 2022-10-04T12:38:35+00:00

Nope.

FreakyManBaby · 2022-10-04T13:22:10+00:00

a man was going to st ives

A-rip-threw-time · 2022-10-04T14:32:23+00:00

! WTF !

HAS BEEN ARRESTED 26 TIMES I'M COOL with the seven cat things but she is a control freak and she needs your phone and email and you can't have any more friends not to mention the fact that the key and missing her dog is will bite you, This woman is completely out of control.

I don't know how in the hell someone got this bad but I wish her well even though she's probably given to a lot of people a lot of hell and she probably deserves it back.

I wish Her well I wish you were out of the hell.

🙏🏻

I don't want to be mean but I know there is an s i m p that would even take that.

If not because they're pathetic it's because loneliness will drive you literally insane loneliness destroys all logic in your brain loneliness makes you go crazy unlike any other insanity.

People that abuse methamphetamine and flakka and LSD don't go nearly as crazy as someone who's been alone their whole life, or at least a good chunk of their life I'm not kidding man you don't understand what being alone too much does to you and being rejected by people it is unbelievably destructive to everyone not just humans a lot of animals go insane also I swear to God Research it.

pns666 · 2022-10-04T15:35:15+00:00

When you wanna increase game difficulty but overdue it

SomeYummyPizza · 2022-10-04T15:35:23+00:00

At least she is honest lol

mynameisburner · 2022-10-04T18:03:26+00:00

Arrested 26 times?! That automatically deserves a run for your life button

Aware_Refrigerator40 · 2022-10-04T21:00:38+00:00

I can’t wait til I’m her ex living in her guest room cooking for her and her new boyfriend

2022-10-04T22:11:20+00:00

Who’s the loneliest man on earth?

Legitimate question, because that’s who would marry that collection of red flags.

Edx2win · 2022-10-04T22:22:52+00:00

Ain't nobody gonna think after reading half of that.. straight up ignore past that point man.

malume_jj · 2022-10-04T22:41:21+00:00

What a catch

Good_Ad6723 · 2022-10-05T01:00:49+00:00

I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if this turned out to be a parody

Longjumping-Thing227 · 2022-10-05T01:17:26+00:00

Each one is already a deal breaker by itself lmao

Brian18639 · 2022-10-05T01:44:50+00:00

She feels like a big red flag to me

SkinnyNecro · 2022-10-05T04:11:49+00:00

Comedy gold

LordOfPanzers · 2022-10-05T04:18:55+00:00

I swear 25 of those arrests were disobeying police in a pullover about the license and registiration debate, but i can't prove it.

Whitedude47 · 2022-10-05T04:59:16+00:00

That’s the biggest Red Flag if I ever saw one!

noodleveg · 2022-10-05T05:53:27+00:00

from what she wrote:

her ex takes care off food and kitchen.

the lucky guy gets to baby sit her 6 offsprings.

then who is going to give her attention 24/7?

fromasscomesdalife · 2022-10-05T08:49:18+00:00

Marriage its a feminist trap

NoShit290 · 2022-10-05T09:13:11+00:00

This is total fake. But I get that similar shitty women exist who want to look independent and strong but still require your things which you earn and nurture.

Rongorongo2 · 2022-10-06T23:38:43+00:00

The crazy thing is she probably has a very profitable OnlyFans site

The Simps are many

Mighty_oscelot · 2022-10-08T12:07:11+00:00

Hopefully no one

Title	Whos gonna marry her?
Author	leggyybtw
Upvotes	354
Comments	79
Date	October 4, 2022 11:11 AM UTC (2 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/AntiFeminists
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