Hopefully this makes a few of you laugh. I'm divorcing my wife after less than 2 years of marriage. She cheated while I was traveling for work, lied about it, hit me, then admitted it was more than one guy and she got railed on our bed. She asks me today "Do you talk to your dad and sister about this stuff?" I say "Of course I do." I shit you not, she responds with "Does our privacy mean nothing?" I literally can't stop myself from belly laughing in her face. Once I regain composure, I remind her how she dropped off our children at her mom's, came home, and let some dude fuck her in the marital bed. She left for the day, it was great.