My narcissistic wife has finally crossed the Rubicon. Last night, after two nights of sleeping at my parent's I decided I'm staying home. She told me it's her house and I have to go. I said no. She threatened to call the police, I said go for it and she called my bluff and did it. Three officers came into the house and asked what was going on. I explained my side and she hers. They left and said try to stay out of one anothers way. I visited my lawyer this morning, signed the agreement and paid the 8000 dollar retainer. Let's roll.