Men don't fear having their life ruined and going to jail.

I can see why you feel like flipping it, trying to highlight the issues associated with it. I am well aware that you do not condone the statements - in fact, your point was to show why they are so bad.

Nonetheless, there are multiple issues with this, which result in me removing the comment.

First of all, I doubt that such an approach will be convincing to those making statements as shown in this post. If anything, they might use it to reinforce misconceptions about egalitarian communities. If one were to adopt their disturbing claims about false accusations as infrequent and harmless, your statements would not make much sense anymore. Their subscription to misandristic tropes, like substantial portions of male survivors allegedly being perpetrators trying to shift the blame or protect themselves, does not help with attempts to support them in recognizing and combatting their misandristic misconceptions.

Furthermore, some of your flipped sentences are problematic:

If you’re going to be raped, you better hope it’s false so you can get off easy!

There is no "false rape" - only a false accusation of something that did not occur in the way it was claimed. And, to my knowledge, false accusers don't have to hope in the way the accused have to. Unlike accused men, for whom retributional violence, torture and rape are expected, encouraged and celebrated throughout society - false accusers, as far as I am aware, do not face such sentiments (or the associated violence) at a similar frequency, severity, publicity and with similar societal meta-reactions toward those sentiments themselves.

Nonetheless, statements like these (e.g. implying the existence of "false rapes") are prone to misunderstandings that reinforce commonly held misconceptions about men's advocacy. As a result, the comment was removed.