What's the stupidest shit you've read on manosphere subs?
It was something like 1.5 years ago. I don't have a link, can't remember which sub exactly. This is all from memory.
A dude made a thread about how cats are like women. Thus, learning how to pet a cat was supposedly like learning how to flirt with women. True, cats give you signals when you pet them whether the petting is too much or not, so you periodically have to back up; if you overdo the petting, the cat will run away. Stating this, Mr. Dude came to the M I N D B L O W I N G realization that petting a cat was basically like meeting women at a venue: if you overdo it, the woman will run away; you have to push/pull women like you push/pull your cat.
Now, as a bunch of dudes saw that truly scientific discovery as the Messiah's word, they started to comment that they'd soon get a cat to train themselves to flirt with women. Let me repeat that: about half-a-dozen of undoubtedly chads wanted to adopt a cat for the sole purpose of using them as a training puppet for their night out with da ladies.
That is all.
EDIT: actually no, that is not all. Here's a bonus story from when I was active in my local PUA scene. When discussing daygame on our local forum, one fucking weirdo (but genius nonetheless, rest assured) told us his ultimate trick. He'd go to the mall. Puts his earbuds in. What music does he listen to, you might ask? Not music. Dude was listening to audio recordings of porn. He'd have hours of compilations of women moaning, as, in his own word, it would sexually arrouse him, thus making the approach easier and "more intentful".
To this day, this might be the most hilarious thing I've heard in the PUA community.
[–]bonerpalooza56 points57 points58 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]thetruthishere_13 points14 points15 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]punkpoppenguin6 points7 points8 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]thetruthishere_0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]chofferblower34 points35 points36 points (6 children) | Copy Link
[–]PaulChomedey27 points28 points29 points (5 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] (3 children) | Copy Link
[deleted]
[–]deranged_berserker1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]PaulChomedey0 points1 point2 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]chofferblower9 points10 points11 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]RedPillDetox22 points23 points24 points (6 children) | Copy Link
[–]BlastedScallywags8 points9 points10 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]chofferblower0 points1 point2 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]BlastedScallywags1 point2 points3 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]chofferblower0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Cosmoglio[S] 0 points1 point2 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]RedPillDetox0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]kleinebanane13 points14 points15 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]Fluorenone4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]EthericAssassin0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]zoemondo13 points14 points15 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]RoseAvara23 points24 points25 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]xvszero21 points22 points23 points (22 children) | Copy Link
[+]Deathbysugar2020-18 points-17 points-16 points (21 children) | Copy Link
[–]xvszero8 points9 points10 points (5 children) | Copy Link
[–]Deathbysugar2020-3 points-2 points-1 points (4 children) | Copy Link
[–]xvszero5 points6 points7 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]Deathbysugar2020-3 points-2 points-1 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]xvszero4 points5 points6 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]Deathbysugar20200 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]medlabunicorn13 points14 points15 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]Deathbysugar20205 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]punkpoppenguin7 points8 points9 points (12 children) | Copy Link
[+]Deathbysugar2020-7 points-6 points-5 points (11 children) | Copy Link
[–]punkpoppenguin5 points6 points7 points (10 children) | Copy Link
[–]Deathbysugar2020-3 points-2 points-1 points (9 children) | Copy Link
[–]punkpoppenguin5 points6 points7 points (8 children) | Copy Link
[–]Deathbysugar2020-1 points0 points1 point (7 children) | Copy Link
[–]punkpoppenguin5 points6 points7 points (6 children) | Copy Link
[–]Deathbysugar20200 points1 point2 points (5 children) | Copy Link
[–]deranged_berserker7 points8 points9 points (5 children) | Copy Link
[–]chofferblower4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Cosmoglio[S] 1 point2 points3 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]deranged_berserker0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Chad_Chadinski1 point2 points3 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]chofferblower0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]CrashRoo6 points7 points8 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]Cosmoglio[S] 2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]yomimaru3 points4 points5 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]chofferblower2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]alias_guy883 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Tramelo1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]justa_game0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link