What's the stupidest shit you've read on manosphere subs?

It was something like 1.5 years ago. I don't have a link, can't remember which sub exactly. This is all from memory.

A dude made a thread about how cats are like women. Thus, learning how to pet a cat was supposedly like learning how to flirt with women. True, cats give you signals when you pet them whether the petting is too much or not, so you periodically have to back up; if you overdo the petting, the cat will run away. Stating this, Mr. Dude came to the M I N D B L O W I N G realization that petting a cat was basically like meeting women at a venue: if you overdo it, the woman will run away; you have to push/pull women like you push/pull your cat.

Now, as a bunch of dudes saw that truly scientific discovery as the Messiah's word, they started to comment that they'd soon get a cat to train themselves to flirt with women. Let me repeat that: about half-a-dozen of undoubtedly chads wanted to adopt a cat for the sole purpose of using them as a training puppet for their night out with da ladies.

That is all.

EDIT: actually no, that is not all. Here's a bonus story from when I was active in my local PUA scene. When discussing daygame on our local forum, one fucking weirdo (but genius nonetheless, rest assured) told us his ultimate trick. He'd go to the mall. Puts his earbuds in. What music does he listen to, you might ask? Not music. Dude was listening to audio recordings of porn. He'd have hours of compilations of women moaning, as, in his own word, it would sexually arrouse him, thus making the approach easier and "more intentful".

To this day, this might be the most hilarious thing I've heard in the PUA community.