Celibacy > LVMs, by far

Angrboda229 · 2021-06-21T00:50:27+00:00

I just bought myself a suction vibrator. 10/10 recommended. It doesn't get me THERE like the reviews but if a toy can simulate oral better than a man can I'm better off with a toy. Can you imagine a robotic creation being more reliable for sexual satisfaction than 95% of men? Men ought to be ashamed at their selfishness. They still have the audacity to become enraged women aren't laying down for painful unsatisfying sex when it's not worth it for women. Toy= 10/10. Men who've made me orgasm= 0/10. They've officially been replaced and will not be missed. Sex is not everything in a relationship like men claim. No risk of stds, lying, manipation, cheating and 100% satisfaction for me and climaxes every time.

SakuraGirl88 · 2021-06-21T03:39:59+00:00

I don't care if they're embarrassed 😂. My vibrator gets the job done in less the time. I don't have to worry about stds, beg a guy to go down, and I don't have to pretend that I'm a porn actress to boost the fragile male ego. It's just so much easier. 2 aa batteries and I'm good to go 😊

n0way0ut1 · 2021-06-21T02:09:33+00:00

I was celibate till I was 22, a month ago, and BOY... Sex was noooot what i was expecting. No thanks, I fuck better with my own fingers. 😂

Interesting_Day1188 · 2021-06-20T23:31:47+00:00

LOL, I love her pronunciation of the word embarrassing.

arwenagon24999 · 2021-06-20T23:26:34+00:00

This is the theme to which I picture male redditors writing hate novels about FDS in our DMs 😌

Coolgirl42069nice · 2021-06-21T01:26:01+00:00

I love this creator! And I'm celibate. I used to make fun of celibacy or no fap whatever month that is lol. Don't get me wrong I still have my own time lol but I love being part of the group of women not willing to give it up for mediocrity.

MadamLeFay · 2021-06-20T23:21:21+00:00

Is anyone besides me going to pronounce "embarrassing" in a totally new way now??? And that background music cracked me up for some reason.

curlywurlyprincess · 2021-06-20T23:55:34+00:00

toys >>>> LVMs

buttintheface · 2021-06-21T03:10:40+00:00

I quite regularly go through months of celibacy because I get tired of dealing with sex and men and all that comes with it. Several times when I was in university I would go without sex for 4+ months (I think the longest was 8 months?) because I was tired of shaving, having inadequate sex with guys, not to mention the risk of STIs and pregnancy.

Nothing wrong with being celibate. More time for yourself!

modernmedusaa · 2021-06-21T03:56:18+00:00

Lmfaooo here for this energy!

PizzaNo7741 · 2021-06-21T01:40:09+00:00

Nuns have entered the chat

i love this for us, x-ennials.

FirePreferred_theOG · 2021-06-21T01:04:20+00:00

my cheeks hurt from laughing so hard

toy > LVM

CarbonneFuel · 2021-06-21T02:12:39+00:00

I love the way she talks lol

officialvevo · 2021-06-21T10:21:55+00:00

My 54 year old male boss told me: “No wonder all the young women these days are going gay. I wouldn’t wanna fuck with these dudes these days. Might as well fuck women!” 😂😂😂

complex_answer_22 · 2021-06-21T08:06:01+00:00

And even if/when you do find a good sex partner, it usually tapers off. If you're genuinely bonded, sex has done it's job, and you don't feel the need to do it like rabbits.

Twolipz_78 · 2021-06-21T11:39:53+00:00

This warmed my heart and gave me hope.

breadandbunny · 2021-06-21T22:42:27+00:00

It's a whole new level. It says a lot about how poorly men treat women. So horribly that we would rather be alone.

Muffcakelord · 2021-06-21T10:09:50+00:00

The only way for me to not think about this fact with anxiety and fear about what men will do about this, is by putting that god damn soundtrack in the background of it lmao

lilac-hiraeth · 2021-06-21T19:08:42+00:00

I just committed to celibacy last night after plans with an old fwb fell through when he overslept! Noooope! No. No. We’re done with that. It’s was a “hit it and quit it” for me, but now it’s just a “quit it”.

Title	Celibacy > LVMs, by far
Author	kittycakes22
Upvotes	518
Comments	54
Date	June 20, 2021 11:11 PM UTC (3 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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