Dummy Wants Us To All Make Her Same Sexual Mistakes by 30. But seriously, why does every single female sex columnist sound vapid, attention seeking, and like her self esteem is too cripplingly low to be doing this job?

circescircus · 2020-08-20T07:09:43+00:00

Is this for real? I can't tell anymore.

Female sex columnists try to act like they are some kind of expert on sex, when they have little to no grip on their authentic sexuality. They just do dog tricks for men in an attempt to re-enact what they see in porn. Cancer from HPV? *That's fake news!* Antibiotic resistant gonorrhea? *that doesn't really exist* Men murdering women and trying to cover it up by saying they had rough sex *crickets* Prolapsed anus from anal sex *more fake news* Sexual trauma from men coercing women to participate in BDSM *more crickets*

Re-enacting porn and actually doing the shit Cosmo suggests you do to please your man is not how you attain sexual empowerment as a woman in this society. It's the complete fucking opposite.

heleninthealps · 2020-08-20T07:13:11+00:00

Omfg I'm screaming. She's....this.... I....no.

Holy crap just couldn't even read all of the points. She's telling girls that going naked to a hook up s house serving yourself on a silver platter and going on a bondage "sex positivity feminist" course and joint a fucking sex club is "something you must do before 30 (or ever).

I seriously want to glue her fingers and mouth together so she fucking never give anyone advice.

This is so disgusting.

What the ACTUAL fuck did I just read?

samarsharqi · 2020-08-20T10:38:19+00:00

This whole article should have just been titled “How to traumatise yourself”

2020-08-20T07:16:16+00:00

Sounds like an immature teenager who's been influenced by porn wrote this, I wish people would stop trying to force their own sexual preferences and experiences on other people to, it's dangerous for naive impressionable people who are easily influenced by such immature vapid garbage! So desperate to please and act the cool kinky girl for pornsick scrotes. Women should be spending time wisely on friends, career and hobbies and not stalking celebrities to date, hanging out at sweaty seedy sex clubs and passionately kissing a women in public performatively to impress pornsick scrotes, to the person who wrote this article please grow the hell up and let people explore their own sexuality without more outside influences, coercion and pressure which they unfortunately already experience because of porn and other stupid articles like this!

Avoiding_existence · 2020-08-20T11:11:49+00:00

Never once have I read a convincing argument for how casual sex and oversexualizing oneself is empowering. Ever. And notice how it's all targeted to women and not men!

Financial literacy, scientific literacy, financial independence, emotional maturity, etc are all far more important for long term mental and physical health, and are ACTUALLY empowering. But God forbid you recommend a young woman go to college instead of setting up an OnlyFans 🙄

I've been called an intellectual elitist for this in the past, because "not everyone can do college," which is such BS. I can guarantee you, whatever mental health problems you have that make college difficult--depression, anxiety--will become SO MUCH WORSE if you get involved in OnlyFans and hookup culture. I'm speaking from experience as a person with clinical depression and anxiety, and two advanced degrees. Hate seeing BS like this being peddled to young women

GlobalDynamicsEureka · 2020-08-20T07:24:49+00:00

I feel like almost all journalists are like this because they're so used to being pickmes at work that it also transfers to the rest of their lives. Maybe I am being a snob. Call me out if you want to, but you don't need a degree to write. They go to these Ivy League colleges thinking they're hot shots, but then they end up being slaves to whatever publication that hires them. They think they're going to write hard hitting pieces and be the next Christiane Amanpour, but they just end up writing these sex columns instead. They think if they do these columns that eventually they will move up to better columns. What happens is that their boss just asks for more of the same and leaves the serious stuff to the men.

Whateverbabe2 · 2020-08-20T07:39:24+00:00

This is disgusting. I can't believe it got published.

cosmic-rebirth · 2020-08-20T10:51:51+00:00

Speaking of tongue, let as many people go down on you as much as possible and enjoy every single second of it.

This is how my college roommate got Herpes I around the opening of her vagina before she even lost her virginity.

What a stupid, insane, reckless thing to tell people.

-25T · 2020-08-20T12:31:00+00:00

A woman is not really a woman until she's 30 years old.

Fuck you, Lady, and the high horse you rode in on. Only 3 sentences in and she's putting others down.

ChocoBananza · 2020-08-20T09:44:18+00:00

First I found it funny, and as the list progressed I got increasingly furious. Have sex with a toxic ex and/or have a threesome with a him, leave immediately after sex with a rando, hookup with old people, fuck your boss. That’ll teach ‘em!! So empowering! /s

The cherry on top is the last advice ‘Remember, sex is as much for your own pleasure as much as it is for your partner’s pleasure. I wish I learned it sooner. I had so much bad, people pleasing sex and I will never get that time back.’ Great advice, no sarcasm, I mean it. But it doesn’t really seem that she had actually learned something, did she? Propagating ‘empowering’ crap to other (young) women so that she fells like a less of a failure is not as wise, as she apparently think it is.

Mulkvistee · 2020-08-20T08:16:53+00:00

Women working hard to make other women into neurotic and dead inside messes for clicks. Feel good job of the year right there!

We need to be aware and supportive of each other more than ever in our day to day with gross messages like this everywhere. Levelling tf up is far superior to whatever sloppy soul destroying edgelord shit this is.

Lavender_flow · 2020-08-20T14:12:02+00:00

Article should be named "I have no self respect and I hate myself, so I need to make other women do all the stupid things I did, to feel even a little bit good about myself". STOP 👏 TELLING 👏 OTHER 👏 WOMEN 👏 TO 👏 BE 👏 "SLUTTY" 👏 IF 👏 THEY 👏 DON'T 👏 WANT 👏 TO! 👏

We dont need your "Pickme" mentality / validation around here. Getting more LVM dick than a public urinal is not a "life experience" or something to "tell your grand kids about"

" Hook up with your best friend. It will only bring you closer. It might even end in love, and if it doesn't, it will create an awkward sexual tension between the two of you that will make your lives more multifaceted and interesting. " Wtf is this even. Like what the actual F is wrong with this woman. I am not even remotely sexually attracted to my male friends, so why would I fuck them. No thanks.

or this:

" Go home with a stranger only to make out all night and get them all riled up with sex fever but don't give it up. It will remind you of your sexual prowess, which is always a good thing. " Recipe for getting assaulted OR RAPED. God this woman is awful.

heythere360 · 2020-08-20T13:47:44+00:00

Have threesomes with your attention after they’ve screwed you over, but make sure they feel left out. It’s the best revenge ever.

Shaking my mother effing head. “Punish” a scrote with sex with another attractive woman?

Lord have mercy.

elementalvirago · 2020-08-20T12:06:59+00:00

Number 10 may outright get you killed. Jesus.

loudest_gusset · 2020-08-20T13:38:34+00:00

I'm annoyed just reading the second paragraph. How am I not a "real" woman because I'm not 30? How am I automatically lost and insecure because you suddenly decided that now you're finally happy at 30, so everyone else must be miserable before then? After all my experiences, successes, and living on my own for the past ten years, I am certain that yes, I am a "real" woman at 25.

And unlike the author, I do pamper myself, I don't get too wasted, and my entire sense of self is not defined by how men can use me for sex while somehow convincing myself that it's empowering to be degraded.

VivaLaSea · 2020-08-20T14:00:08+00:00

That has to be satire. All of that advice was nonsensical.

lalalaicanthearyou99 · 2020-08-20T14:13:54+00:00

What???

“5. Hook up with your best friend. It will only bring you closer. It might even end in love, and if it doesn't, it will create an awkward sexual tension between the two of you that will make your lives more multifaceted and interesting.”

Edited to ask: Maybe it’s satire?

annamae602 · 2020-08-20T15:36:15+00:00

Wow. Can you say projection much?

"You're just a tiny girl creature (????) sifting through the dark, cruel city streets in the thick of your 20s. And you're making mistakes left and right and your style is all over the place and you pretty much repel the general population because your energy is this bizarre manic cross between overly confident and wildly insecure."

I'm 24 with my own career, car, 1b apartment. No insecurity here. Speak for yourself sweetie.

luvmyvulvaxoxo · 2020-08-20T17:16:28+00:00

Even if you never, ever, ever have sex with someone with it, it's super, super empowering

Ah yes, we're finally admitting that men hold power during sex. If you think just having a penis makes you powerful than you must think using it against someone who doesn't have one is empowering.

Which means that women have no power in sex.... So how is capitulating to men's desires empowering?

idiosyncraticg1 · 2020-08-20T17:55:03+00:00

Kissing a girl in a crowded room “even if you’re straight”, hooking up with your best friend. This is awful. The author talks about “coming out” but it seems like she’s straight and just had sex with women to say that she did it and to appeal to others.

saydeesalt · 2020-08-20T15:28:07+00:00

“Take a bondage class” “Have sex with feelings” What the actual mind fuck is she telling us to do to ourselves with STRANGERS

_Atalanta_ · 2020-08-20T16:51:09+00:00

Aaghhh yuk! 🙀🙀

Kitty015 · 2020-08-21T02:11:20+00:00

Stop sex when it's bad. Don't give a shit if it pisses your partner off, just say "I DON'T LIKE THIS" and make it stop.

Literally the only good piece of advice.

straighthairgreece · 2020-08-20T23:11:34+00:00

Wtf did I just read? She seems so out of touch with reality. Who thinks sleeping with your boss is a power move? Unless you're a smart conniving women with a goal in mind this is literally the WORST advice ever. I hope no young women reads this and thinks this is "liberating".

randomgirl34861 · 2020-08-21T16:13:28+00:00

9. Have a one-night stand, then spill all of your secrets to him or her afterward, but never, ever call them again.*

This is horrendous. Why put yourself through this? Why put another person through this?

her-vagesty · 2020-08-20T19:22:57+00:00

This is so condescending! I actually felt annoyed on behalf of the twenty something years olds that this mess is calling messes 😂

xdecadent · 2020-08-21T08:56:15+00:00

“10. Go home with a stranger only to make out all night and get them all riled up with sex fever but don't give it up. It will remind you of your sexual prowess, which is always a good thing.”

Excuse me, bitch?! This is how people get killed!! Omg this is dangerous as hell.