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[–]janeaustenfan99FDS Newbie 509 points510 points511 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I mentioned to a guy who was trying to have raw sex with me that I do not believe in abortions. He did not want raw sex with me anymore after that.
[–]mintpuffyfluffsFDS Newbie 207 points208 points209 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What a jerk! He’d rather you have to have an abortion and possibly emotional trauma so that he can feel more pleasure for 15 seconds!
[–]ldnsurvivalFDS Newbie 83 points84 points85 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
15 seconds is optimistic 😂
[–]Nicolo_UltraFDS Newbie 143 points144 points145 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Never fails! I’m 100% pro choice but would never tell a casual partner that.
[–]soaring_potatoFDS Newbie 39 points40 points41 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"I am 100% pro choice, for others. Myself., i could NEVER do such a thing, other people can do horrible stuff if they want, but I won't, i want a child."
(If i ever got pregnant. I would probably abort it. Reason i have an implant. They'll never even see bc pills from me! 😂)
[–]HolyCatatoeFDS Newbie 38 points39 points40 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Another brilliant response to a request for unprotected sex.
[–]throwawayz187yFDS Newbie 204 points205 points206 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Even though I’m pro-choice and I’m sterile now so it’s physically impossible for me to have kids, I will tell every guy who ever suggests unprotected sex that I will 100% keep the baby.
[–]toxicshocktacoFDS Newbie 8 points9 points10 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Girl, I had a hysterectomy and I still tell guys that 😂
[–]SewudFDS Apprentice 53 points54 points55 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My ex made a huge scene about how boohoo condoms feel no good boohoo condoms make him want to quit boohoo he's jealous of his own finger boohoo how can I be so mean boohoo I'm oppressing him with condoms!
I wish I had responded: "oh honey why didn't you tell me sooner? we don't have to have sex! we will just cuddle now and keep our clothes on! no worries!".
Also should have told his mom when I saw her.
Also my first LVM boyfriend used old condoms that broke on purpose so that he could force me to go on the pill. Both of these guys didn't give a shit and yet I made so many efforts to be kind to them. I was so dumb.
[–]Cupcake_TrapFDS Newbie 196 points197 points198 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Honestly way safer than insisting a no in the situation.
[–]quasarbarFDS Newbie 65 points66 points67 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sadly true.
[–][deleted] 14 points15 points16 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah it because they know that women can prove the baby is theirs, but they also know that rape is much more difficult to prove, and that no ones believes women, so yeah..
[–]thatdinosaurgalFDS Newbie 100 points101 points102 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Another good one (which I have used): I can offer condoms or abstinence as birth control. The condoms are in the bedside drawer and the abstinence is out on the front lawn.
[–]FitncurlyFDS Disciple 12 points13 points14 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I love this one! 😆
[–][deleted] 330 points331 points332 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Genius idea
Dudes hate natural consequences.
[–][deleted] 91 points92 points93 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm not sure this works so well in your 30's, since men suddenly get the "omg I need an incubator for my sperm ASAP"-idea in their head then.
[–]meecy166FDS Apprentice 98 points99 points100 points 4 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
What if he really wants a baby and he gets turned on by you going on about it? Serious question
[–]svelteminxThrowaway Account 52 points53 points54 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The last guy I dated was like this... even told me he wanted to get me pregnant 😬
[–]Electronic-CheekFDS Newbie 11 points12 points13 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah my creepy ex told people he "shot blanks" even though I don't think he's been to the doctor ... He also said 'there's a guy on my credit report with the same name who doesn't pay his child support'. He was narcissist so who knows if lies but a baby is a means of control for some men He even put on his casual sex websites (like match but for hookups) that he "shot blanks"and he's only 25... Lmao
[–]StrawberryMoon3FDS Apprentice 128 points129 points130 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Start talking about getting married, financial planning for couples, baby proofing the new house that HE will buy, meeting his folks and bringing the baby and so on. I don't think he'll stick around after that.
[–]BlueBlackRedPFDS Newbie 43 points44 points45 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
True, impregnation fetish is a thing.
[–]ScotsburdFDS Disciple 37 points38 points39 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ask him when the wedding is.
[–]WildBansheeMoron 14 points15 points16 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The guys I find all want my baby
[–]sparkles_goldentailFDS Newbie[S] 27 points28 points29 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
RUN🤣🤣🤣🤣
[–]_HEDONISM_BOTFDS STRATEGY COACH 83 points84 points85 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
takes notes vigorously
[–]ShitFaced_DumbledoreFDS Newbie 9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
LOL, I straight up said this to a guy, minus the baby names part, during my tinder hookup days since he didn't have any condoms on him and it actually worked.
[–]AgentSalamanderFDS Newbie 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good on you! I should try this next time my bf asks
[–][deleted] 51 points52 points53 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Love this.
[–]DiscochickensFDS Newbie 35 points36 points37 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao perfect
[–]DiscochickensFDS Newbie 34 points35 points36 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao
[–]lickmycassholeFDS Newbie 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Start talking about planning your wedding too.
[–]TokiMarvelFDS Newbie 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cake day!
[–]SaintSilva 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
devilishly good this is what I sub for
[–]rhoema 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That’s actually so genius.
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[–]janeaustenfan99FDS Newbie 509 points510 points511 points (5 children) | Copy Link
[–]mintpuffyfluffsFDS Newbie 207 points208 points209 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]ldnsurvivalFDS Newbie 83 points84 points85 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Nicolo_UltraFDS Newbie 143 points144 points145 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]soaring_potatoFDS Newbie 39 points40 points41 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]HolyCatatoeFDS Newbie 38 points39 points40 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]throwawayz187yFDS Newbie 204 points205 points206 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]toxicshocktacoFDS Newbie 8 points9 points10 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]SewudFDS Apprentice 53 points54 points55 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Cupcake_TrapFDS Newbie 196 points197 points198 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]quasarbarFDS Newbie 65 points66 points67 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 14 points15 points16 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]thatdinosaurgalFDS Newbie 100 points101 points102 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]FitncurlyFDS Disciple 12 points13 points14 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–][deleted] 91 points92 points93 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]meecy166FDS Apprentice 98 points99 points100 points (10 children) | Copy Link
[–]svelteminxThrowaway Account 52 points53 points54 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]Electronic-CheekFDS Newbie 11 points12 points13 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]StrawberryMoon3FDS Apprentice 128 points129 points130 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]BlueBlackRedPFDS Newbie 43 points44 points45 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ScotsburdFDS Disciple 37 points38 points39 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]WildBansheeMoron 14 points15 points16 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]sparkles_goldentailFDS Newbie[S] 27 points28 points29 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]_HEDONISM_BOTFDS STRATEGY COACH 83 points84 points85 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ShitFaced_DumbledoreFDS Newbie 9 points10 points11 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]AgentSalamanderFDS Newbie 2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 51 points52 points53 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]DiscochickensFDS Newbie 35 points36 points37 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]DiscochickensFDS Newbie 34 points35 points36 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]lickmycassholeFDS Newbie 4 points5 points6 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]TokiMarvelFDS Newbie 2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]SaintSilva 2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]rhoema 1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link