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Go build me a table!

September 14, 2020
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Title Go build me a table!
Author farevvell
Upvotes 3507
Comments 86
Date September 14, 2020 11:28 PM UTC (3 years ago)
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[–]Newwavesupport3657FDS Newbie211 points212 points  (7 children) | Copy Link

I told my father that mowing the lawn is a Man’s Job as a sarcastic joke that I didn’t really mean just cause I didn’t want to mow the lawn and he actually got pissed!

“What if I said women only belong in the kitchen?!”

brags about never having done laundry, and rarely cooks

I like how they are suddenly aware of sexusm when it suits them to say “wow if the tables were turned “ because they rights we do have they don’t think we should have anyway.

It is so crazy they will get super super offended.

My favorite comebacks; “don’t you have a wall to punch a hole in?”

“Please get back in the garage.”

[–]GlitteringAdvice2020FDS Newbie95 points96 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

Men love equality......but only when it benefits them.

[–]nowheyroseFDS Newbie18 points19 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I once said a "men do _" statement to a guy I was dating and he got so mad. "I would NEVER say 'all women do __"

Sir yes you would and millions of people make statements like that all the damn time specifically about women

This same guy said he hated makeup because makeup "implies dishonesty"

It's almost like everyone makes generalizations and hyperboles

Edit: idk why it bolded part of this, wasn't intentional

[–]Newwavesupport3657FDS Newbie7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

It’s such a projection of their own shame and guilt and fear and it is pathetic of them.

[–]samarsharqiFDS Newbie833 points834 points  (10 children) | Copy Link

I’ll have sex with you only after our wedding.

Ohhh, not so traditional are you now Todd

[–]pometiapinnataFDS Newbie164 points165 points  (0 children) | Copy Link


[–]AnniaTFDS Disciple30 points31 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I love this! I'll start replying this if a scrote tries to come with that conversation to me lol

[–]mostlymayaFDS Newbie72 points73 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Todd. That's correct.

[–]AliceKingslyAt-Risk Pick Me Youth11 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I knew an asshole named Todd which makes this comment 10x better.

[–]whatrutalkinboutFDS Newbie0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

This hit different haha I’m definitely going to try to remember this one

[–]nowheyroseFDS Newbie351 points352 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

Of course the traditional roles they refer to are actually mother and child. Because he baby.

Make me nuggies while I play my games mom!

[–]CoffeeBeforeAdultyFDS Newbie75 points76 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Ohhhh, I despised that joke trend. 🤮

[–]CB4lifeFDS Newbie68 points69 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

The only person who was cute when they joked about having nuggies was baby yoda.

[–]cosmic-rebirthFDS Newbie346 points347 points  (5 children) | Copy Link

ill make you a sandwich after you go to war and die


[–]in_the_red_roomFDS Newbie86 points87 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Damn near spit out my tea on that one good gawd

[–]TisnotthestoveiknoFDS Newbie33 points34 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I woke up the whole house laughing at this one. Damn

[–]CloacaDiddlerFDS Newbie27 points28 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

That one sent me

[–]stacyk8FDS Newbie9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

lmao I died at this

[–]Asopaso07FDS Newbie7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

That one stopped me in my tracks. Felt wrong laughing at it but... LOL wow

[–]ninetiesbaby16FDS Apprentice153 points154 points  (12 children) | Copy Link

Funnily enough the only guy I dated that was resistant to the idea that men should pay on dates, was a hardcore fundie Christian, the type that believed in the strictest gender roles ie women shouldn’t be in the workforce, women should never wear pants or makeup or dye their hair (only ankle length skirts and baggy blouses), feminism/modern music/tv was satanic etc

[–]CB4lifeFDS Newbie171 points172 points  (6 children) | Copy Link

But if women can’t work and make money how does he expect them to pay for dates? Wait. Was he expecting their fathers to pay for their dates???

[–]MindeskaFDS Newbie60 points61 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

This is the thing, right?

The VERY SAME MEN who criticise single women in their thirties for being 'career women' and having no free time are the ones to expect to go 50/50 on dates.

How do they not get it?! It's truly baffling. I live in fucking London. It's expensive here. Even the one-bed flat I live in costs over £1100 a month to rent, plus all the bills, plus travel to work (pre Covid) they think I can afford all this by working in a shop?

I don't understand the level of disconnect of someone who wants an independent, capable, intelligent woman who pays her own bills, but not someone with a career or who works long hours..what planet are they on?!

[–]annanorwichFDS Newbie27 points28 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I know right! They criticize women who go to uni and have careers but then we ask them to pay our bills and rent and they call us gold diggers/leeches and to use our own money. The level of disconnect amazes me.

[–]notreallyhere123456FDS Newbie2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

It’s very simple. Men like that hate it that women entered the workforce and now they have to compete with 2x as many people. If only they could go back to the days of coasting on privilege alone and make double the money, they’d definitely pay for dates /s

[–]UnforgettableBevyFDS Newbie3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

No they wouldn’t, they would target women from wealthy families because they would be too lazy to work or be industrious. Jane Austen’s writings are full of these types of men. The problem has always been there, it just looked different than it does now.

[–]ninetiesbaby16FDS Apprentice130 points131 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I have no idea, logic isn’t the strong point of men in general let alone religious men.

[–]whatrutalkinboutFDS Newbie0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Honestly my mess of an ex boyfriend genuinely proudly told his mom that my dad pays for our dates because I get handed the money anyways...

Looking back now I’m cringing

[–]in_the_red_roomFDS Newbie91 points92 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

Stop stop I can only get so wet 😅

[–]ninetiesbaby16FDS Apprentice44 points45 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

I know right swoons he also was basically illiterate. Like his messages were kindergarten tier and it was clear he couldn’t read when I went on the date, he couldn’t read writing on signs etc I had to read them for him (he was “homeschooled”)

[–]Wiggy_BopFDS Newbie25 points26 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

That is really sad.

[–]VillanellohFDS Newbie1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Sad for ninetiesbaby16 I'm assuming? XD

[–]Wiggy_BopFDS Newbie0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Sad for the guy with the shitty homeschooling.

Can’t read, but I’ll bet he knows all about Jesus.

[–]gambuchaFDS Newbie127 points128 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

I lost it at jebediah go out into the field lmao

[–]Noemie_MathildeFDS Newbie30 points31 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Me too.

[–]TigreImpossibileFDS Apprentice18 points19 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I'm still laughing!!! That's gold.

[–]MonicaLSolisFDS Apprentice179 points180 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

It is hilarious how men love submissive housewives but they would kill themselves if they had to adhere to male standards 50 years ago

[–]TisnotthestoveiknoFDS Newbie114 points115 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

He wants me to make a loaf of bread but he don't wanna farm the wheat. Come on now.

[–]will_dog2019FDS Newbie210 points211 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

The ones who scream the loudest about traditional roles have no idea how to change the oil in their car, do any basic household repair, or start a lawnmower. Completely useless.

[–]sappfirestarFDS Newbie10 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Despite the fact the phone they are staring at for hours also has clear instructions on how to do those things!

[–]peaka25FDS Newbie288 points289 points  (7 children) | Copy Link

It is ridiculous that women are still expected to fulfill traditional gender roles when most men aren't even capable of fulfilling theirs.

[–]CloacaDiddlerFDS Newbie124 points125 points  (6 children) | Copy Link

At this point women are expected to fill all roles while men just check out entirely with video games. But obviously they want more emphasis on the traditional women’s roles, because that benefits them more, but women should somehow also be able to fill men’s roles so they don’t have to. Women are working harder than ever while men are more lazy and entitled than before.

[–]daisy_0720FDS Disciple61 points62 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

Yes, the problem isn't that men want women to fill stereotypical female roles, it's that they want us to be the man and woman in the relationship. They want us to ask them out, plan the dates, pay our own way, have a house and a job (to prove we're not gold diggers), yet we also have to cook and clean, provide sex on demand and emotional support, raise the children and look hot all at the same time.

Men are literally rendering themselves obsolete. There is honestly no point having a relationship with LVM as they offer absolutely nothing to a woman.

[–]CloacaDiddlerFDS Newbie20 points21 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Spot on. It’s very amusing when delusional men try to threaten that fleshlights with hair are about to make women useless. Buddy, men are happy about the fact they can’t wipe their ass without a woman. Plus, it’s easy to inject some donated sperm and then forget men can’t easily produce artificial wombs. Certainly not some that will nurture, care for, and work to the bone so that the men can watch the game in a clean, expensive house they didn’t earn. I think at some level they know this and that they’ll die mad and useless, in the corner they walked themselves into.

[–]scorpio11055FDS Newbie15 points16 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

They want us to take on traditionally man and woman responsibilities/ roles AND treat them like they are the man, protect their egos, minimize ourselves, etc. on top of that

[–]mostdefinitelyntursFDS Newbie7 points8 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I was thinking about this earlier and I thought to myself "If I'm the man AND the woman I this "relationship," why can't I peg you?"

[–]lacyvultureFDS Newbie1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

You should be entitled to it as the man. Us men are entitled to take what we want /s

[–]sappfirestarFDS Newbie0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

This right here.

[–]WhatTheBreadyFDS Newbie125 points126 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

My grandpa was a builder, he built a house for my nana and their kids. 2/3 of my brothers are fugly useless drug addicts that expect to have smoking hot women while being incredibly sexist and as dumb as a box of rocks. My oldest brother was the only successful man of the lot that busted ass for it all for his wife and kids. What a laugh.

[–]ayhtdws1989FDS Newbie17 points18 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

dumb as a box of rocks


[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

This comment really hit home. My(21F) ex(30M) is well established (6 figure- owns house and luxury car, paid in cash etc) and I’m a uni student. He would make statements about what do I bring to the table, and wanting women to occasionally pay for dates as he doesn’t want to feel ‘used’.. and so sometime last year he wanted to try for kids ????????? lool. And suggested that I just take a year off from school to raise the baby it’s first year (again, ????) & so in my head I was like, this guy doesn’t even want to pay for our dates full time, imagine a child & me relying on him. He will be single foreeeeevvvveeerrrr with that attitude or at least end up very miserable. Our last conversation he said “I hope you get that Miami lifestyle (referring to me wanting men to pay my bills and dates etc) out of your head, I fear you’ll miss out on a good guy being that way”. Oh god, and the worst part when I mentioned marriage he immediately without hesitation mentioned a prenup. A laugh indeed.

[–]caramealsFDS Newbie5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

My LVM ex also said similar thing to me. He said I was never going to achieve my "fantasy" (his exact word) because no smart man would want to "slave away" (his exact words) for anyone. Now I'm married and I'm super relaxed. I pursue further studies, get to go to the gym and plan my diet daily, do volunteering work, and my hobbies. Funny how LVMs all over the world have the same strategy 😂

[–]kycakeFDS Newbie121 points122 points  (7 children) | Copy Link

miss the times when men went to war and died. at least build me a house chad and provide me with what i need, like a nice car, bills paid, cute clothes, trips to europe, then i’ll happily cook healthy meals for us both. males want women to sleep with them right away and to pay for everything themselves AND to cook, clean, be their therapist, take care of kids, look fit and glamed up daily. their audacity is out of control.

[–]bohemiannightmareFDS Newbie34 points35 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

All 👏🏻 of 👏🏻 this 👏🏻

[–]kettleodumplinsFDS Newbie42 points43 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I'm all about traditional roles. My greatest gen grandfather cooked every meal, cleaned, & did his part taking care of the kids in addition to working when my grandma had to work full time. Grandfather moved up at work until they could afford for Grandma to stay at home, but only if she had a house cleaning service. Both of my grandparents lived until I was in my 30s & I never saw my grandma cook, clean anything other than the occasional load of laundry, or stress about anything.

Wasn't about to settle for less than THOSE "traditional" values - if you're making him a sandwich, his ass better be coming in from the fields.

[–]willowgrowingrootsFDS Disciple3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Amazing role models you’ve had 😍

[–]OrchidLionFDS Newbie82 points83 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Love that last one lmfao

[–]Trinityblue93FDS Newbie35 points36 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

The last one is me @ everyman

[–]LadyGrimesFDS Disciple12 points13 points  (0 children) | Copy Link


[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Omg I thought I was the only one who said go build me a house 😂

[–]kortiz46FDS Newbie32 points33 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Out earn me Chad then we can talk

[–]s_slayerFDS STRATEGY COACH29 points30 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Love this. Men will go on about how their gender built everything and constructed society, meanwhile they sit around on Reddit and porn sites unable to even properly wash their own bums. It’s like, no chimps, you don’t get to ride the coattails of men who actually did shit in the world. If you wanna go there, get off your arses and go build a skyscraper or hell, even just change a fucking flat tire. Most of them are totally useless these days yet try to lump themselves in with the productive, skilled men they will never be. Also, you’ll never hear them talk about the fact that women were denied proper education and learning of many things since the beginning of time. They prefer to claim we just don’t have the brain power to do what they can. Ok chimps. Imagine a world of only men. It would spiral down into such a shit show in short order and they know it. We are definitely the more rational gender despite their constant claims we are crazy and unstable. The most emotionally unstable people I’ve ever met were always men.

[–]ThisAintMyOnlyUNFDS Newbie5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

And to add on: men refuse to acknowledge just how many women were involved in creating the world as we know it + how many men stole women’s ideas.

[–]SewudFDS Apprentice28 points29 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I find these comments about the past hypocritical either way.

"Men went to war" to defend against other men

"Men were the breadwinners" because men made laws so that only men could own property so as a woman you could only be a servant or a wife which is also a servant

Women didn't stay in the kitchen, women worked in the fields too, this is evident when you look at less developed areas of the world where agriculture is still done by hand. I mean I get that migrant workers coming from South America to pick vegetables in California are mostly men but that's migrant workers. Go to rural areas in third world countries and look who's picking peppers and tea leaves all day under the burning sun with a baby on their back and two more running about picking stuff too. Women always did work. It's just that at the end of the day when the sun went down and the work day was over, the women would then be in the kitchen cooking all evening and serving the men who sat in the living room enjoying their beer and gambling their money.

There's also the principle that men do more "risky" and "demanding" work that pays more, but may be more sporadic, like getting hired for contractual work or migrant work or stuff like fishing or grazing animals or stuff like carrying stuff with pack animals if they have some. The men might be gone for 3 days or 3 months and come back with a pack of money. Meanwhile the women do more "easy" work that never stops and that pays less, such as menial work in the fields, washing the clothes, cooking the meals, while still being with the kids. There used to be artisanal work too that is less prevalent now that they can buy stuff manufactured in sweatshops, but women used to make clothes and other objects, and if they made a surplus they could sell that.

Speaking of sweatshops, when it transitioned from subsistence agriculture to industrialization, women started working in sweatshops too so there was not really a time where women "didn't work" unless we're speaking about rich people and the start of the modern workplace.

[–]NotScarJoFDS Newbie16 points17 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I was somehow responsible for all the cleaning, meanwhile my ex couldn't even be bothered to change a lightbulb or put air in my tires.

[–]cupcakedreamzFDS Newbie16 points17 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

That last comment is savage, love it 🙌

[–]CheetahEnergyFDS Newbie16 points17 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

This is goldddddd

[–]Citron-TopThrowaway Account7 points8 points  (1 child) | Copy Link


[–]Wiggy_BopFDS Newbie4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Click on the reply arrow and copy or bookmark it.

[–]Wiggy_BopFDS Newbie6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

The last comment has me 🤣

[–]feminologie_FDS Newbie13 points14 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

This had me cackling😂😂

[–]falsademonstratioFDS Newbie11 points12 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

the last comment LMAO!!!! Ill bring this up next time a scrote tries to tell me shit!!

[–]ItsFreezenFDS Newbie4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

None of these men are building anything.

[–]faux_naturaleFDS Newbie17 points18 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

It’s such a broke mentality. If he made enough, you’d have a cleaning service, and eat out/get delivery every night.

[–]lacyvultureFDS Newbie3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Pay for half the date because you are not a “traditional woman” then make me sandwich and sex me. Men got things all messed up.

[–]Half_HaltFDS Newbie2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Lmao. Used to work with a guy that was ex-Amish. I teased him to go make me a table all the time. 😂 Furniture making wasn't his trade -- he was a blacksmith/farrier -- but he apparently could manage a basic table & chair set if needed.

Ironically, he's one of the most genuinely progressive-minded men I've ever met despite coming from a very strict Ordnung.

[–]MagnfiqueMaleficentFDS Newbie1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link


[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Absolutely rolling 🤣😭

[–]kai_wulfPickmeisha™️-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link still are doing all those thing.

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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