If men were written like women:

Solaresa · 2020-10-27T20:44:54+00:00

He walked into the room, and my eyes devoured him hungrily. He wore a suit, carefully chosen to highlight all his best features. His hard nipples were clearly visible through the thin fabric of his shirt, begging to be freed. His penis was small, but perky and already semi-erect (though it was hard to tell due to its diminutive size), and judging by the clear outline he hadn't bothered wearing panties tonight. His pants clung to it as it strained against its cloth prison...

^{I'm so sorry.}

livelyfire4 · 2020-10-27T22:37:34+00:00

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yolosunshine · 2020-10-28T01:21:01+00:00

I think breasts are compared to dicks because they protrude from the body.

The vagina remains, as always, a ‘mystery’. Lmao.

localgirlcult · 2020-10-27T21:39:26+00:00

He's right. But I noticed breasts always get compared to penises when positive points like these are made, or when incel types think they're making sense about something. Always boobs apparently the equivalent to dicks. Like...NO. As if they can't fathom that fit men's bodies are the equivalent, not their goddamn dicks. The equivalent would be describing his body in annoying minute detail when it's not relevant, not his genitals. Breasts aren't genitals ffs.

anotherdamnloser · 2020-10-27T22:42:48+00:00

Love the versions you ladies are writing. I’d so download them on my kindle hehe

textbasedpanda · 2020-10-27T23:56:33+00:00

r/menwritingwomen is one of my favorites

2020-10-28T08:12:48+00:00

Small dick /= small bra size. Dick size actually, physically, benefit a woman’s pleasure, while boob size is an imaginary status symbol which benefit pornsick men.

Not to mention that big dick have a biological reason (sends the sperm further in) but huge boobs doesn’t have any actual benefit (you can breastfeed with any bra size).

anotherdamnloser · 2020-10-27T22:41:41+00:00

Haha yes I’d read that!

Title	If men were written like women:
Author	elementalvirago
Upvotes	3285
Comments	42
Date	October 27, 2020 8:36 PM UTC (2 years ago)
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