If you have to publicly brand him, he’s not the one sis

Twolipz_78 · 2021-01-11T03:58:43+00:00

I literally just saw this in FB and cringed right before I switched over to here.

annoyed_fem · 2021-01-11T06:28:30+00:00

What's with women calling themselves "a bit crazy". Sounds like another way of saying 'I am not like other girls'.

Melbournegeek · 2021-01-11T04:04:33+00:00

I would seriously cringe if I even thought of buying a guy that tshirt.

EffectiveHoneydew422 · 2021-01-11T05:05:35+00:00

all the different fonts...make it stop...MAKE IT STOP

Beloved8bit · 2021-01-11T05:01:43+00:00

Tell me you have a joint Facebook account without telling me you have a joint Facebook account.

PossibleCook · 2021-01-11T04:55:17+00:00

I wonder if the people who buy these shirts think someone’s really gonna stand there in public and read it. “Like ey, hold still so I can read about your gf because it’s obviously important”

jjlew922 · 2021-01-11T03:52:54+00:00

Omg I literally posted here 30 mins ago a similar ad from fb but not showing up yet, wtf is this propaganda?!?

spicyspa · 2021-01-11T04:47:07+00:00

I hate when women play into the crazy trope.

Lochnessbestie · 2021-01-11T04:08:22+00:00

Facebook ads use your data to try to sell you highly specific, highly targeted t-shirts like these. The outcome is so cringeworthy

HexyHag · 2021-01-11T07:05:33+00:00

I am already taken = pickme doesn't trust her LVM so she tries to fend off perceived threats

by a freaking awesome girl = LVM doesn't compliment pickme but if she gets him to wear this, it kinda counts? Right? Right?!

she's a bit crazy = pickme has already been mistreated to a breakdown point a couple of times

& scares me sometimes = mostly when she has tried to establish boundaries or to secure a commitment

but she's a perfect mixture of sunshine and hurricane = pickme has internalized the abuse and thinks that she is volatile - instead of recognizing this as a symptom of dealing with a narc, she tries to embrace these traits by presenting them as quirks

I'm her King = maybe this will make him wear this shirt

and she is my life = well, actually the LVM is the pickme's life, but a pickme can hope

I love her forever and always = if pickme gets him to wear this shirt, it counts as a 'I love you', right?! RIGHT?!

Yes, she bought me this = on the hope that spending $$$ will earn her his love and respect

Novemberinthechair · 2021-01-11T12:41:22+00:00

Excuse me, 🤮🤮🤮🤮.

I don't even know where to begin with this. I'll just focus on two sentences.

"I am her king..." Give me a fucking break, Kyle.

"Yes, she bought this for me." Ohhhh, your false modesty/humble brag is soooooo disgusting, Kyle. Actually, the entire shirt offends my sensibilities.

You love you girlfriend? Wow! You're a man among men! It also seems like you're a little too eager for strangers to know you're getting laid regularly...and that you're a king.

Omg, I haven't hated anything this much in a long time.

Candid_Check_4843 · 2021-01-11T04:18:56+00:00

Yeah, this is "public branding" is definitely pretty cringe. If she feels the need to buy this for him, then she probably feels quite insecure in the relationship. You shouldn't feel insecure in a healthy relationship where both people put in equal effort.

If you really feel that way about each other (i.e. "I'm her king and she's my life"), why do you need to casually announce it to strangers on the street? Weird vibes.

Fatt3stAveng3r · 2021-01-11T06:54:19+00:00

Its a dead meme that was considered to be funny back in the rage comic days of the internet. They had variations for every possible relation (boyfriend / girlfriend, husband / wife, parents, grandparents, kids, siblings, etc). Don't worry too much about them, I doubt that they'll be making a come back any time soon lol.

firstworldmeh · 2021-01-11T05:00:45+00:00

Yup, this was on my Face by feed a while ago. I wonder what the algorithm thinks of us 🙄

redbirdflies · 2021-01-11T13:25:11+00:00

Wheres a flame thrower when you need one 😬

Skittleschild02 · 2021-01-11T11:30:23+00:00

I cringe when people have each other in their relationship status on Facebook. This one created a new reaction for me.

_RustInPiece_ · 2021-01-11T04:48:59+00:00

I remember a post with a video about a talkshow where the woman wrote her name on the guy's penis to "mark her property".

I_am_so_lost_again · 2021-01-11T12:18:21+00:00

I just saw this on FB as well. I would be so embarrassed if I saw someone wearing this. If you need to mark your man like this, you need to rethink your life and your relationship. Its not healthy at all.

Wildestrose1988 · 2021-01-11T06:10:46+00:00

misszazie · 2021-01-11T14:26:31+00:00

The cringe 😬

Pretend-Valuable · 2021-01-11T12:23:15+00:00

Dear Lord, I hope I never scare my boyfriend. No one should be scared of their partner. Yes, I know this is just a silly shirt, but the red flags are flying high.

cupittycakes · 2021-01-11T14:49:54+00:00

F***ING CRINGE

pickmieshaexorcist · 2021-01-11T15:07:55+00:00

What’s even more fucked up is there is one for wives, and instead of “I’m taken by” it says “I’m the property of”.

A crystal clear case of misogynistic double standards.

Striking_Play_1393 · 2021-01-11T16:35:11+00:00

I always thought these were so tacky and desperate 🤢

idkdudette · 2021-01-11T16:02:20+00:00

Recently met a guy and we’re both on the same page about not participating in the sort of “he/she is crazy and scary but I love them!” rhetoric. Nah. Not only is it insulting and disrespectful, neither one of us wants to deal with it. It’s exhausting.

ShieldMaidenLagertha · 2021-01-11T18:17:56+00:00

Omg I saw this too. Pathetic...

fuckCharDMacDennis2 · 2021-01-11T21:58:32+00:00

I cringe so hard when I see stuff like this

nonchalance77 · 2021-01-12T01:23:56+00:00

I think these shirts are sooooo embarrassing.

heleninthealps · 2021-01-11T21:46:32+00:00

If a man would have given me a top like that about him I would have run for the hills, and if I was a man and my girlfriend would give me that I would have run for the hills! Jeeze insecure much?

Title	If you have to publicly brand him, he’s not the one sis
Author	redbirdflies
Upvotes	339
Comments	45
Date	January 11, 2021 3:48 AM UTC (3 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/kuui1o/if_you_have_to_publicly_brand_him_hes_not_the_one/
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