I’vE cHaSeD a LoT oF tAiL 🤮🤮🤮

posprov · 2020-12-27T18:58:01+00:00

I h.ate it

Dorkamus_Rex · 2020-12-27T18:42:37+00:00

If this situation was reversed and she got him a cute necklace with a poem that read:

"To my smoking hot buck I've chased a lot of tail..."

He'd stop reading and accuse her of emasculating him.

just-peepin-at-u · 2020-12-27T22:04:55+00:00

I’m pretty southern and do all the hunting, fishing, truck driving, and drinking with the best of my kind... but I’d fucking slap a man for giving me a note that said that. Men that don’t treat women like ladies are disgusting. Break up with him and let him go back to “chasing tail”. 💅🏻 Being country isn’t an excuse for bad manners.

Suspicious-Leg-1407 · 2020-12-27T18:41:32+00:00

Is she a grown up? Is he?

RhiannonEmilia · 2020-12-27T18:48:35+00:00

I l.ove you 🤔

kettleodumplins · 2020-12-27T19:12:19+00:00

I'm assuming they are both hunters. So a response of

"I've seen some fine sausages & laid down some tall, muscular bucks in my time, but ur the best 2 l.uv u"

Would be just fine.

2020-12-27T20:05:42+00:00

This is the most repulsive shit I've read all day. Why can't men do anything nice without reminding you of their doggish ways?

ALISHAISHERE123 · 2020-12-27T19:42:08+00:00

So this is the rare occasion when she gets a gift...and that's what he writes?

Wildestrose1988 · 2020-12-27T18:47:57+00:00

I'm gonna hurl

anyname99 · 2020-12-27T22:01:17+00:00

This is trashy as hell 😭

Carpedictum · 2020-12-27T20:47:16+00:00

Ummmm... I’ve never had jewelry from Zales, but for the jewelry boxes I have, that flip over thing with two holes is made for earrings. There clearly are notches for the necklace, so it belongs, but I sincerely believe he split up a set...

Since he never gives her gifts, he EITHER gave the earrings to another woman, and gave her the leftover necklace, OR his mother bought earrings and said “Why don’t you give your girlfriend this leftover necklace?” Which makes absolute sense because deer studs might be cute, but this necklace is cheesy as hell.

Poor lady.

Edit: I love my theory but it’s wrong. I had to check. “Zales deer necklace” search. It’s a single piece, $39.99. 🤷🏼‍♀️

MadamLeFay · 2020-12-27T18:55:20+00:00

I would NOT be flattered...

Pengtingcalledme · 2020-12-27T19:09:10+00:00

Trash

hdost34 · 2020-12-27T18:56:58+00:00

Classy guy...

justforfds · 2020-12-27T21:50:47+00:00

The symbolism from the necklace is alarming and backs up his words perfectly.

He's the buck, on the higher level, with antlers formed like a crown - her 'king.

She's the little thing below and not even the star of the piece.

He's into her right now and another 'tail' could easily slot into second place in her stead.

TheSuspiciousChard · 2020-12-27T23:17:08+00:00

Omg everything here is gross lmao

warinmymind94 · 2020-12-28T02:10:03+00:00

Translation "im a fuckboy and love your boobs, your boobs are the best. Sex? Please!!! S.ex?"

L.ove made made me laugh. They tell on themselves.

v0ta_p0r_m0ta · 2020-12-27T20:18:13+00:00

I’m gonna take a wild guess and say they wear a lot of camouflage and hunt.

honeybeeroll · 2020-12-28T07:52:26+00:00

"cheesy quote" bruh that shit is disrespectful af!!! Are they like 18 or something? Please tell me anyone older than that cannot be this immature...

2020-12-27T19:20:26+00:00

"I'm promiscuous and love your dick. It's the biggest one I've seen, which really means something."

Hmm.

needsmoresilk · 2020-12-27T18:48:33+00:00

It’s an inside joke. Because they hunt deer... I mean I am white but I am not that white

shockingupdate · 2020-12-28T01:27:52+00:00

Don’t you love when a guy gets you a gift that’s 90% for himself? He just wants to see what it looks like between her tiddies...

She should get him a cockring. “I’ve chased a lot of tail and spotted some fine dick in my time but yours is the girthiest”

99power · 2020-12-27T20:43:59+00:00

What a dirty, disgusting gift. He’s staking his ownership over her.

Sewud · 2020-12-27T19:20:11+00:00

I hope they are hunters!

Champagne_bitch · 2020-12-28T07:08:49+00:00

The necklace looks so cheap.

Salt_Satisfaction · 2020-12-28T12:36:12+00:00

Cheesy? CHEESY? More like incredibly disrespectful and tacky.

Fun_Tangerine4494 · 2020-12-28T00:41:19+00:00

This is the worst

southernruby · 2020-12-28T03:05:05+00:00

Yuck.

LucysFakeTits · 2020-12-28T04:24:43+00:00

Imagine inversely, strutting around the chicken coop I've seen a ton of cocks but I love yours the most. B.arf

divination__ · 2020-12-28T18:04:15+00:00

this is gross but that necklace is even grosser

pikkpie · 2020-12-29T17:13:01+00:00

I hate man whores.

CynicalSucculent · 2020-12-29T19:26:32+00:00

This is so embarrassing why would you post this

Terrible-Charity · 2020-12-28T11:31:36+00:00

r/arethestraightsokay

KindlyPassenger · 2020-12-27T19:09:16+00:00

I'm a latte-sipping urbanite and no judging from me. A couple that slays together stays together

IAteTheDragon · 2020-12-27T20:13:57+00:00

I really really like the pendant though....🙄

ferociouslycurious · 2020-12-28T00:55:46+00:00

So, this (or a nearly identical version) was posted in a hunting group I’m in. This isn’t always a bad or trashy gift depending on the relationship. It’s not for me, but to the right crowd this isn’t necessarily low value. Some of these guys really do end up treating their wives right. And there’s a whole lotta women in that group who brook NO shit.

Title	I’vE cHaSeD a LoT oF tAiL 🤮🤮🤮
Author	randomdazee
Upvotes	267
Comments	58
Date	December 27, 2020 6:39 PM UTC (3 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/kl8rso/ive_chased_a_lot_of_tail/
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