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[–]BxGyrl416FDS Newbie 691 points692 points693 points 2 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Notice she says “partner,” not husband. I honestly don’t get how she can do this once, get stuck with all the housework and chores, plus holding down a job and raising a child…then do it twice more. Sounds like libido is the least of her problems.
[–]fireforestfairyFDS Apprentice 297 points298 points299 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah I highly suspect she is a forever girlfriend.
[–]jelilikinsFDS Newbie 30 points31 points32 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Plus...in what way is he a "partner"?
[–]jisooturtlrabbitkimFDS Newbie 91 points92 points93 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No worries, I’m sure referring to sex as a conjugal duty will get that libido going 🔥
[–]KiwiTigerLoonFDS Newbie 573 points574 points575 points 2 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
They had us in the first half, not going to lie . Gif
[–]theterminatressFDS Newbie[S] 172 points173 points174 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I mean, there are days when I’m totally ok with letting them blather it all out before setting them on fire. It’s a mood.
[–]Beginning_Note_21 15 points16 points17 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh I got heated for a hot second. All about that fire!!! It is whole mood.
[–]BBQCoolRanchQueenFDS Apprentice 25 points26 points27 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was boiling til I saw the last sentence 🤣🤣🤣
[–]Psycho_Cat_Norman 15 points16 points17 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Me too. Was thinking this had to be an article from the 50s.
[–]BelovedembraceFDS Newbie 39 points40 points41 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Right 😆reading the 1st half I was already like 😡 ready to come in to the comment section hot.
[–]KiwiTigerLoonFDS Newbie 31 points32 points33 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I literally cracked my knuckles like LETS FUCKING GOOOOO ready to do a piercing feminist critique on “advice” columns such as these and how they prop up the patriarchy…and then burst out laughing. Such a delightful mood swing!
[–]SpiritualPlan5FDS Newbie 169 points170 points171 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yes ask him. And try not to be sarcastic about it. Then when he gifts you some magical insight, ask him to show you how it works. And then try not to laugh when he fails.
[–]BetterDeparture436FDS Newbie 11 points12 points13 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"ask him to show how it works"...now THERE's some comedy LOL :D to hold in a laugh during such a presentation...would be a feat.
[–]AutomaticNopeMachineFDS Newbie 455 points456 points457 points 2 years ago* (21 children) | Copy Link
11:00 AM - rise
11:20 AM - breakfast: cheetos
12:00 PM - fap
12:06 PM - finish
12:10 PM - eat cheeto left in beard
13:00 PM - scroll SM & OLD
18:00 PM to bedtime - gaming
[–]proudpineFDS Newbie 287 points288 points289 points 2 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Very generous with the 6 minutes
[–]bleda_princeznaFDS Newbie 159 points160 points161 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well you know, shitty internet connection :D
[–]AutomaticNopeMachineFDS Newbie 41 points42 points43 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahaha true
[–]cevapapa 16 points17 points18 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It takes longer when they suffer from floppy dock syndrome.
[–]theterminatressFDS Newbie[S] 57 points58 points59 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Omg.
[–]Impossible_Mud_7599FDS Newbie 57 points58 points59 points 2 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Lol this makes me feel better about what I consider to be my “unproductive” days, where I still get laundry done while watching movies or documentaries or reading. Lol. Thank you for the perspective! (I tend to be very hard on myself)
[–]AutomaticNopeMachineFDS Newbie 27 points28 points29 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I have those all the time, I think it’s our body/mind’s need for rest. Like those sick days we faked as children in school, they were really needed i think🪴
[–]Impossible_Mud_7599FDS Newbie 5 points6 points7 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
💯 🙌
[–]CologneMomFDS Newbie 20 points21 points22 points 2 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Same for me. I feel bad if I watch TV during daytime. So I only did it while folding or ironing ( thanks Ally McBeal🤗). 20 yrs later, three times cancer, chemo, radiation twice , heart is bad etc and I still do not give myself a break.
[–]throwRAwhatisthisFDS Newbie 6 points7 points8 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn you’re a strong human being. Thanks for the motivation! I’ll think of you whenever I feel like slacking. You’re a beast and queen!!
[–]cakewalkofshameFDS Newbie 14 points15 points16 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The fapping takes more like an hour bc his dick is so desensitized.
[–]DumpsterWitchyFDS Newbie 11 points12 points13 points 2 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Wait ... when in this schedule would be the time of the day, when he takes a shit for 30 min - 1 h?
[–]throwRAwhatisthisFDS Newbie 5 points6 points7 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I forgot I was on FDS and thought this was a real comment lmao. I was like, “yup, typical redditor male”
[–]smaller_angFDS Newbie 15 points16 points17 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🤣
[–]Revy_Ur_EnginesFDS Newbie 13 points14 points15 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ew LOL
[–]MildlySchizoFDS Newbie 8 points9 points10 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ahahahaha, i'm fucking dead. This is straight on!
[–]licoricespicedteaFDS Newbie 247 points248 points249 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
men are often willing to give advice
Seems legit…
men are good at time management and scheduling
…something’s fishy here
[–]pickadaisyFDS Apprentice 108 points109 points110 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😂 the thing women have been relegated to do for centuries, men are somehow more experienced at!
[–]East-Willingness513FDS Newbie 228 points229 points230 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Finally! some GOOD advice
[–]IndohyusNamedDougThrowaway Account 141 points142 points143 points 2 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I didn't read the title at first and was ready to throw hands when reading the first part of that reply
[–]RedditRabbittFDS Newbie 13 points14 points15 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I know 😂 I was like are you effing kidding me? Conjugal DUTIES? 😡 the man will help you rearrange your time so that you can sleep with him??? 🤬 I got my maryjane vape off of the charger in preparation for the comments. I could totally see this being in a 1950s magazine or something and believed it was real. I mean, it really do be what’s expected doh..
[–]skyerippaFDS Apprentice 38 points39 points40 points 2 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Ignoring the obvious joke, if you are ever in a situation like this (you probably won't be now cause of fds) but literally ask them to schedule your day and see how little they think you actually do and how easy your life is, it'll change everything you think about them
[–]Platipus6FDS Apprentice 11 points12 points13 points 2 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Porn users break their executive functioning, which is required to pre-plan and then carry out tasks with multiple steps, or adjust as you go. So something as simple as "tidy up the lounge room" takes them 3 hours, with no progress, while we do it in 20 mins because we can execute the steps without fucking about. Also we haven't broken our dopamine, so the idea of tidying gives us a hit of pride. The idea of tidying is too boring for addicts.
It's not that women are bEtTeR aT tHiS sTufF, it's that men have given themselves brain damage. He'd avoid even trying to write the schedule because he knows he can't.
[–]skyerippaFDS Apprentice 7 points8 points9 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Do you think this contributes to how many men have "adhd" at all?
[–]Platipus6FDS Apprentice 4 points5 points6 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Absolutely. It's a similar cluster of symptoms and I guess we can only tell for sure if they had those symptoms before they started using.
[–]theterminatressFDS Newbie[S] 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow that is brilliant.
[–]Waste-WinFDS Newbie 33 points34 points35 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Careful guys He have a genius in here, solid advice.
[–]WittyUserName614Pickmeisha™️ 32 points33 points34 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Had me like WHAT??!! until the end!! 😂
[–]extragoudaFDS Newbie 23 points24 points25 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I started out angry and ended up laughing.
[–]shutup201FDS Newbie 13 points14 points15 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol you've got to read it to the end but that's hilarious. I was rolling my eyes until I got to the end.
[–]rediitbujuFDS Newbie 44 points45 points46 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well hahahaha! I was screaming inside as I was reading this. I kept wondering where the joke was. Nice finish
[–]KMDMDFDS Newbie 44 points45 points46 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The obvious answer is to stop being so lazy and give up sleeping. If she could stay awake 24 hours, just imagine what she could accomplish in that time?!? Some women are just too selfish and get it stuck in their wee little heads that sleep should be prioritized over their husband’s sexual needs!!
[–]pigeonsandspies 4 points5 points6 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
All we have to do is become Sims 😂
[–]lawless_sapphistryFDS Newbie 29 points30 points31 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Had us in the first half, not gonna lie
[–]pennynotrcuttFDS Newbie 8 points9 points10 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Please tell me this is from a newspaper you found while renovating your 1920’s built house.
[–]theterminatressFDS Newbie[S] 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
One of my friends recognized the typeface as being from the Guardian apparently. No idea what time frame!
[–]arwenagon24999FDS Newbie 27 points28 points29 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie 😂
[–]caseyinnyc 4 points5 points6 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fell him with a blunt object and set fire to him.
MOTTO FOR THE DAY TO TAKE OVER THE DAMN WORLD!!!
[–]AbbyDean1985FDS Newbie 5 points6 points7 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You don't have a libido problem, you got a worthless man problem.
[–]Aspect-SecureFDS Newbie 6 points7 points8 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And I bet she's the type to boast about her happy family all over social media.
[–]LadyMarvellous 4 points5 points6 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Every day this group reminds me to step up for myself as a woman. I’m done with this patriarchy BS.
[–]Equal-Ear2312FDS Apprentice 14 points15 points16 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Please, frame this. Who knows, maybe in 100 years it can be auctioned.
Almost missed it was satyre.
[–]caper817 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"once he has told you how to rework your schedule..." LOL.
[–]OrcristaFDS Newbie 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ahahaha! I tell you, you really had me going until the end. I was about to fell my phone with a blunt object and set the world on fire if this was really serious advice. Good one. I cackled :-)
[–]aw00t 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Had me in the first half not gonna lie
[–]Cricket_1893 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not gonna lie, they had us in the first half!
[–]jessicabraddock 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This made me smile . Thanks for sharing :)
[–]northxblue 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not gonna lie, they had me in the first half. Good solution at the end!
[–]Boondersnoontch 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
THEY HAD ME IN THE FIRST HALF XD Love it XD
[–]cevapapa 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am subbed to Duggarssnark as well. This took me for a ride.
[–]showmewhoiam 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And now
LAUGH
[–]Freckle53 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Love this!
[–]spacebound232 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmfao I was so mad at first
[–]pigeonsandspies 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hilarious and absolutely sad at the same time.
[–]twilight_snotch 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL they had me there at the beginning.
[–]2Buck_Chuck 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Really had me in the first half 😂
[–]hiphopanonymous98FDS Newbie 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They had me in the first half not gonna lie 😂
[–]greenseefloor 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🔥 🔥 🔥
[–]BlueSkiesOverLondonFDS Newbie 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LG had me in the first half, not gonna lie.😂
[–]Altowhovian93Pickmeisha™️ 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They had me until the last line, I would frame this!!!
[–]denise373737FDS Newbie 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You had me at the first half
[–]Emergency-Feed8216FDS Apprentice 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Love it. At first I thought it was a 1940's advice column-- except for that ending.
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