Long live our FDS energy to when we’re 91 like her 👵🏻💪🏻

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Title	Long live our FDS energy to when we’re 91 like her 👵🏻💪🏻
Author	MysteriousLife7
Upvotes	6
Comments	1
Date	July 26, 2021 3:13 PM UTC (2 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/os0r6f/long_live_our_fds_energy_to_when_were_91_like_her/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/long-live-our-fds-energy-to-when-were-91-like-her.795012 https://theredarchive.com/post/795012