LVM can’t dress himself for his own wedding 🤦🏽‍♀️

stillcantsee · 2020-07-13T16:24:50+00:00

Pictured here is the creator of Dilbert (in his 60s), marrying a 31-year old in his undershirt

Emma_Lemma_108 · 2020-07-13T16:17:49+00:00

This hurts my eyes (and soul) to look at 🤦🏻‍♀️

lonelybones1 · 2020-07-13T16:25:19+00:00

She looks to young for him.

cinderella_rising · 2020-07-13T16:26:01+00:00

All kinds of yikes. This girl looks beautiful & waaay younger than him!

Aurilelde · 2020-07-13T16:38:25+00:00

...wow.

He can’t even be bothered to tuck in his $5 Hanes undershirt he’s wearing to his own goddamn wedding. Or even get it pressed so it’s not wrinkled!

What a prize!

(there’s nothing wrong with a casual wedding. But that dress does not suggest she thought this was that sort of occasion...)

Rough-Tree · 2020-07-13T19:00:27+00:00

When you've decided that your childhood dream was to become a caretaker for someone 32 years older than you.

LaBaronessa · 2020-07-13T16:44:30+00:00

Ngl i thought that was his daughter or something.

mars888999 · 2020-07-13T17:29:24+00:00

Her name is Kristina Basham. She's a model, influencer, owns a bakery, and has a masters degree.

He does have a pretty high net worth but I'm still confused...

RadarFemef · 2020-07-13T17:31:08+00:00

That’s so pathetic

CeriseNoire · 2020-07-13T19:35:42+00:00

At this point having sympathy for her is impossible. Way to fuck up the privilege you have in life. Successful on her own and she brings this in her life. Maybe marry a dude in diapers on life support next time.

Sekina7 · 2020-07-13T16:52:42+00:00

He BETTER be filthy stinking rich, generous and at her beck and call otherwise VOM/ mental illness-on HER part..

EDIT: OK-$75 million, not bad but I HOPE he has the personality to match because this may be the even worse case of a filthy rich LVM...

MagnoliaMirage · 2020-07-13T19:14:32+00:00

She's hot wtf why is she with him 🤦‍♂️

ImPiqued1111111 · 2020-07-13T16:36:23+00:00

I can't figure how this could happen.

HaveNoIdeaWhatToPick · 2020-07-13T18:01:05+00:00

She looks like a Queen and he looks like a peasant.

Fatt3stAveng3r · 2020-07-13T18:24:40+00:00

He looks JUST LIKE one of my mom's ex husbands.

throwawayaimit · 2020-07-13T18:22:31+00:00

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

Summerisle7 · 2020-07-13T19:03:05+00:00

He also looks hella older than the bride.

AyemHerself · 2020-07-13T21:07:37+00:00

My first thought seeing this was, "why is the father of the bride cutting the wedding cake?"

thialson · 2020-07-13T21:54:10+00:00

She looks absolutely beautiful. Level up, girl.

sassylittlespoon · 2020-07-13T18:07:50+00:00

It looks like he was dressed more appropriately for the ceremony and this was his undershirt.

2020-07-13T19:52:13+00:00

Please tell me the bride a gold digger so it makes sense why she putting up with this behaviour please someone tell me this.

2020-07-13T21:17:47+00:00

my second hand embarassment is astronomical

wedonthavetobeishtar · 2020-07-13T22:18:39+00:00

She’s so pretty.

degnan1214 · 2020-07-13T22:47:14+00:00

He's 33 years older than her? And he wears a t-shirt to his own wedding? Gross.

Prestigious_Basis_22 · 2020-07-13T21:52:43+00:00

He knows she’s in it for the money and he doesn’t care

Title	LVM can’t dress himself for his own wedding 🤦🏽‍♀️
Author	stillcantsee
Upvotes	196
Comments	52
Date	July 13, 2020 4:13 PM UTC (3 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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