Man from high school that you haven’t seen in 20 years is texting you

Samvanderkamp123 · 2020-10-13T21:40:56+00:00

“Married but separated” Married

“Looking to change careers” Unemployed

“Always hoped we would end up together” Struggled to remember your name

“You only live once” And in my case not for long as I’m fat and lazy

“Would love to catch up” To hear more about the house you own and your 401k

“Ready for new adventures” Can you pay my child support?

AnniaT · 2020-10-13T22:28:43+00:00

I've had an ex from many years ago with whom I haven't spoken in years and is married with children and lives in another country sending me a birthday message calling me a cute nickname he used to call me when we were dating. Men don't make sense lol

InappropriateSonora · 2020-10-13T23:18:05+00:00

You missed "Hey can I ask you a question?" up there.

Mysterious_Midnight7 · 2020-10-13T23:21:23+00:00

hEy sTraNgEr (my ex from high school over 20 years ago who found me on IG somehow)

Aw_Hail_No · 2020-10-14T03:35:52+00:00

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2020-10-13T22:50:21+00:00

The only thing to do with these men is to pretend you just broke up with your bf, pretend you don't have any money for you prescriptions... don't ask for him to send you $ but he may just send you $ in a desperate grab for attention ;). They're sniffing to prey on women who they see as vulnerable.

Then block him. Stupid men play stupid games, make him win stupid prizes.

taele1996 · 2020-10-14T00:14:30+00:00

Haha.... I had a guy I knew from middle school to high school that randomly hit me up out of nowhere a few days before his bday asking how I was doing and if I wanted to hang out. I didn’t think much of it and said sure until I asked him if anyone else is going and he said no and that it will be just the two of us. I backtracked so fast and told him I’m busy.

The only reason I backtracked was because I came to the realization that outside of talking in classes that we had together and talking when we pass each other in the hall, we weren’t close. Like we never really hung out outside of school. So I felt a bit sketched out when he said it’ll be just the two of us going out to eat. Idk man... was I fucked up?

ekkokekekko · 2020-10-14T04:01:41+00:00

There's a guy I knew in high school who I recently reconnected with on Facebook. His dad found me a little while later and commented on one of my posts. And then PMd me and asked if I was married.

His DAD. At least 30 years older than me, who I have not seen for over 20 years. What the actual fuck

jayohday · 2020-10-14T04:49:21+00:00

Like google my name bitch it’s easy to see what my important ass is “up to these days”

StrainingMyNeurons · 2020-10-14T01:52:56+00:00

This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. The “hey, what’s up?” one 😂😂

riseaboveagain · 2020-10-14T02:15:08+00:00

Wants to either physically cheat on his wife with you, or hopes he can finagle some online flirting and nudes from you...behind his wife’s back. Nope!

2020-10-14T01:49:00+00:00

LMFAOOOO

Solid-Liquid · 2020-10-14T16:17:52+00:00

I answered that text and it was the worst relationship I ever had lmfaooo.

“I’m not the same kid from high school” you’re right, you’re worse!

ArugulaIsAwesome · 2020-10-14T18:06:48+00:00

I kid you not, I had three of my ex-boyfriend’s contact me when lockdown hit. It was a matter of two weeks of being alone and they started messaging me. One texted, one sent a message on Facebook, and one sent me an email. This was a good lesson for me to realize the importance and value of ending a relationship FULLY by removing all points of contact and blocking. They aren’t bad guys... but get the memo, it’s over.

EDIT: and one of them was from 18 YEARS ago!!

whenthecagedbirdsing · 2020-10-14T18:25:25+00:00

Yuck! 🤢

Title	Man from high school that you haven’t seen in 20 years is texting you
Author	TheOGJammies
Upvotes	296
Comments	29
Date	October 13, 2020 9:23 PM UTC (3 years ago)
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