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May 12, 2021
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[–]Independent_Leather3FDS Newbie 1371 points1372 points  (5 children) | Copy Link

The irony of Leonardo DiCaprio being the face of this meme tho🤣

[–]InayahDaneenFDS Newbie 102 points103 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Lmao

[–]Skittleschild02FDS Apprentice 367 points368 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I died when I scrolled down and saw his face. This is a perfect meme.

[–]CaptainBuzzieFDS Newbie 62 points63 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

The irony of this is funny, but I don't really want a middle aged dude that was just hunting 20 year olds willing to put up with his bullshit.

[–]relationship_redditFDS Newbie 20 points21 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I wouldn't want some nasty that was trying to hook up with inappropriately young women either. Even if he ends up choosing a woman his own age, he's still a creep.

[–]HmtnswAt-Risk Pick Me Youth 304 points305 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

I'm not looking for signs of stroke or ED. lol

[–]HhjjuuyFDS Apprentice 525 points526 points  (14 children) | Copy Link

New standard to consider: only date men who know the symptoms of a woman having a heart attack.

[–]-pop-fizz-clink 208 points209 points  (13 children) | Copy Link

Oh, sis we don't get heart attacks! That's just being emotional!!!! /S

In all seriousness:

the left side of the chest, which may go away and come back again.

weakness or lightheadedness.

shortness of breath.

pain in the jaw, back, or neck.

pain in one or both arms.

a cold sweat

[–]aburke626FDS Newbie 128 points129 points  (12 children) | Copy Link

So important! https://www.heart.org/en/health-topics/heart-attack/warning-signs-of-a-heart-attack/heart-attack-symptoms-in-women

And women are much more likely to think it's not serious, maybe take something over the counter, go to bed, and pass in their sleep. We all need to know this, no matter your age.

[–]UnforgettableBevyFDS Newbie 129 points130 points  (11 children) | Copy Link

And even more important - when you present at the ER, if they aren't taking you seriously, you ask them to note in your medical record that you presented for all of the symptoms of a stroke / heart attack / appendicitis / pancreatitis / whatever would send you to the ER - and was refused care. They'll then do as they should. Having to document all of that and refusing care leaves them open to malpractice.

[–]-pop-fizz-clink 105 points106 points  (5 children) | Copy Link

This! I live in Canada and I had something very serious not taken seriously. I was all messed up but still said "please note my file that the doctor did not come close to me, touch or examine me. I'm noting it on my end. It's best that you do it on yours as well."

I live in Canada and you REALLY have to advocate for yourself and malpractice is so hard to prove here.

I was sexually assaulted and drugged prior to. The doctor didn't come near me. His lack of action was the reason my rapist got away with it all and I have zero recourse. (My "coming off of roofies" ass against a sober (male) doctor)

I don't want this to happen to any of you.

[–]UnforgettableBevyFDS Newbie 53 points54 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

Oh my goodness. I'm so sorry this happened to you.

I was roofied and raped as well, but I was afraid to report it to police or go to a hospital because I was on probation for my dream job, and I didn't want my employer to find out and terminate me for it.

[–]SouthernbelllleFDS Newbie 28 points29 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I’m so sorry you had to face something so heinous while having to sacrifice you right to justice for the ability to secure a job free of discrimination. What’s even worse is that it’s normal for women to have to face these ‘rock and hard place’ decisions every day.

[–]-pop-fizz-clink 23 points24 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Telling my boss and getting fired exactly, to that day, a month later was not mutually exclusive. And I live in Canada. It's hard to fire people for no reason here, but also lawyers cost money. That job didn't pay me much and I felt my mental health and healing trumped some washed up soccer player Italian Gino dweeb of a boss firing me because I became unattractive to him. He wasn't comfortable with what happened to ME and yes - I should not have told him. Never tell men your trauma. Ever ever ever. I learned my lesson and I'm in my damn 30s.

I'm so sorry Sis. Please accept a hug if you want. The fact that you didn't want to report it because of your probationary period is awful. How are you doing now?

I really want to be a SA Advocate so I can go for the juglar ok those who hold jobs, medical care and other very important RIGHTS over our heads for being fucking survivors.

[–]UnforgettableBevyFDS Newbie 12 points13 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I think you should go for it. We really need more SA advocates, globally. A friend recently realized after separating with her negative value soon to be ex husband that she'd experienced being drugged and raped repeatedly by her husband over a span of eleven years - and that revelation was traumatic and shocking to her. For years she thought of rape as something that happened to other people- while not acknowledging that there were nights she didn't remember after having drinks at a restaurant with her husband, or recalled what exactly happened when she awoke the next day, violently ill, sore, bruised, and confused. The realization hit her like a ton of bricks - similar to how I felt when I realized what had been done to me, and really came to grips with it in the aftermath.

The reason why I say this is - we really need to change the dialogue about rape. Rape is often talked about as something that happens to other people. It's a cautionary tale of what could happen - mentioned in pamphlets, training seminars, the stories of when it happened to someone else. But I know for myself and many of my friends in the wake of MeToo, we all found ourselves talking about it happening to us - and discovering that we were all sisters in a sorority we never wished to rush into. We were all united by what men think they are entitled to. - somehow they deserve unfettered access to our bodies, regardless of consent. Women somehow deserve to be used and discarded like takeaway boxes thrown in the trash. That we are a lump of flesh - not something with a heart, emotions, a conscience, a soul. So yes - I encourage you to be a SA with as much heart and gusto that I can send via the interwebs. You will be doing work that is critically needed

And, I will gladly accept your hug. I'm ok now - and I'm ok to say I wasn't for awhile. I've done a lot of therapy in the past several years. I remember after it happened, I was suddenly very motivated to try to get married.- that somehow if I was married, this wouldn't happen to me again. That blew up in my face, so I had to make peace with where I was in life, and embrace what had been presented. My probationary period was for oddly enough a job in law enforcement in an agency with the lowest percentages of women. If you made it in that agency, you were basically a dude. So, I took the experience of being roofied and raped, and used it for good. As a Christian, I clung to a verse in Genesis when Joseph was sold into slavery by his brothers, and found years later when he has risen to a place and position to help the very people who harmed them. "what you meant for evil, God has used for good". I knew and acknowledged in the back of my head, in the depth of my soul, that what happened to me - that it wasn't my fault, that it was completely premeditated by a "friend", that even people in my church if they found out would blame me out of sheer subculture bias. But by going through that experience, I could be the best advocate for my victims and witnesses, many of whom were women who suffered abuse at the hands of men. Even after I would be reassigned from cases, they would still call me - because they trusted me. Being able to be in a position to truly help women - to listen to them, believe them, and help them get justice because I so intimately knew what it was like to be a victim - was a huge part of healing and making peace with it. I know as a Christian I am commanded to forgive, but I will never forget the actions of that "friend", and I know that the day is coming when it will catch up with him. I only hope to hear about it through mutual friends, or better yet see it on the news.

I also know a lot of people don't like cops on this sub - but women are needed in law enforcement. I went into law enforcement because I wanted to help people - and I wanted my community and my country to be a safer place while being paid what I was worth from my education and prior experience. I wanted my friend's children to be able to grow up seeing the world like I did in the 80's, where our biggest worry was trying to catch up with the ice cream truck and to not fall off your bike and get scraped up, taco tuesday, eating your favorite flavor of ice cream, playing outside in the sprinklers with your friends. A place where I knew that my family, my extended family, my grandparents - could live out the rest of their days in relative peace and get to enjoy the rest of their lives.

With my agency - I was always on arrest teams because they knew they needed women there on scene. The guys and the underlying subculture didn't like that women made the cut and had a badge - but they knew they needed us. There are some bad cops - but there are a lot of good ones. I can honestly name maybe 10-15 people I knew and had worked with who I would consider a bad cop - but there were hundreds more from local, state and federal levels that I worked with who were amazing men and women - and I still keep in contact with thanks to social media. These were not bare minimum men - these were men that I would consider HV because they would never dream of treating female friends or coworkers like the scrotes we roast - and when married, they treated their wives like queens. If their wife wanted to stay home, it was no problem. If she wanted to work, no problem there either. Too tired to clean the house? There's a housekeeper everyone used in the office that could be hired. They had the means and the ability to help - and 95% of the time they did. The ones that didn't - they were the insecure ones who trash talked about everyone that threatened them when you could take a slow stroll and still outrun the guy. Anyway... the divorced ones respected the mother of their children, worked to have a peaceful and successful coparenting situations, and never spoke badly about their ex wives - just said that it didn't work out. They always made time to be with their kids - were actively involved with their lives and were always hands-on. With the type of job we had, it was common for divorce, but the HV guys I worked with always worked to make whatever the situation that arose to be a win-win. There were LV men too, but if I knew one of my girlfriends had met him on a dating app, I always warned my girlfriends and they stayed away.

And don't worry - I did end up reporting the rape and the reason why I didn't report it when I got a medical retirement. In that report I named the names of the people that I believed would have tried to use the information against me. Once that information was received by the higher ups, my close sources told me that there were consequences that those people suffered. So at the end of the day, I did get some justice. But I know my rapist will probably drug the wrong person one day, and he'll get his. It will at some point all catch up to him one day, so don't drink the poison believing it will hurt the other person.

Sending you encouragement, boldness, tenacity, empathy, compassion and strength!

[–]aburke626FDS Newbie 40 points41 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

This! Don’t tell them your symptoms and assume the triage nurse will immediately react - tell them “I’m having the symptoms of a heart attack/stroke/etc”. I get abnormal migraines (i now know) that can present with stroke symptoms. But one of those is aphasia and I couldn’t get the words out. My words were slurred, face was drooping, and I couldn’t strings a sentence together. It took hours for them to see me. I’ve been told (by ER docs) to always treat it as a stroke because I am not qualified to tell the difference, and to always tell them “I am having the symptoms of a stroke” and let the doctors determine if it’s a migraine. The acronym is FAST for a reason.

[–]thowawaywookieFDS Newbie 9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Excellent advice!

[–]sofuckinggreatFDS Newbie 7 points8 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

What does FAST stand for again?

[–]aburke626FDS Newbie 20 points21 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

FACE - drooping

ARM - weakness

SPEECH - difficulty

TIME - to call 911

[–]BlindtothesidedFDS Newbie 540 points541 points  (13 children) | Copy Link

I just saw a comment by a woman in another sub that explained her feelings on this so eloquently. She was explaining to the men there that as a woman in her 40s, it's irritating to see men the same age dating women in their 20s not because we are jealous that they're younger, hotter, etc, but because we know that these men are the types of predators who prey on less experienced women who are statistically less likely to enforce firm boundaries.

Of course the angry scrotes in the comments were doing what they do and calling her old, bitter, infertile, etc. But there was one 20-something woman who commented that she has very low self-esteem and keeps winding up in relationships with abusive older men. She said she'd never considered before reading the OP's comment that she may be attracting these types of men because they were actually searching for insecure younger women to abuse.

The OP didn't respond to a single scrotal tantrum, instead she further informed the 20-something woman and linked her to further resources, even when she was being downvoted and berated to hell.

My point here is this: they can try all they want to drown us out and tear us down in order to silence us but that OP's comment reached someone who needed to read it and that alone is worth it.

[–]kasholashkoFDS Newbie 95 points96 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Thanks for sharing

[–]Confidence_RelativeFDS Newbie 149 points150 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Good for her. It’s actually hilarious, men have themselves on such pedestals that they think these crusty old Scrotes are a prize women covet. Need to keep calling out these age gaps as predatory and a massive disadvantage to women. Especially vulnerable women wasting years of their time.

[–]kittij0y 63 points64 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Everyday the male species disappoints me even more. Smh

[–]Waste-WinFDS Newbie 62 points63 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

This is really beautiful, I hope that girl get the help she needs.

[–]SouthernbelllleFDS Newbie 36 points37 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Yep exactly. I continue to speak from a place of truth not for validation or Reddit karma, but so that someone can have the same realization from ignorance and inexperience I too once had. If I get downvoted to hi hell but it helps at least one lurker or reader then the negative karma is completely pointless.

Plus people use the downvote system incorrectly anyway. It’s supposed to be for people who don’t contribute to the discussion, but because you disagree with the opinion.

[–]Connect_Chipmunk_691FDS Newbie 33 points34 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Wow, God bless that brave woman and good for her! That outcome was totally worth it!

[–]UnpeacefulLilyFDS Newbie 240 points241 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

This had me howling!!!

Imagine trying to keep up with a 20 something year old woman and having a stroke in the process.

Hilarious

[–]UnforgettableBevyFDS Newbie 78 points79 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

When I worked for a medical examiner, I've seen more than one dead man, stark naked, with a raging boner, who died while having sex.

Viagra y'all

[–]UnpeacefulLilyFDS Newbie 21 points22 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Wow!

I thought that only happened on TV shows lol

[–]UnforgettableBevyFDS Newbie 46 points47 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Unfortunately no. Lemme tell ya, you know you're a Medicolegal death investigator when you go to a crime scene where the naked dead guy has a raging boner. And then you have to take photographs. I had one guy who died of a heroin overdose who had a habit of stripping naked after he got high. He died like that, manspread across the couch. Needless to say the responding officers kept laughing at me because of my general je ne sais quoi of cringe working that death scene.

[–]Exsqueeze_mehFDS Apprentice 102 points103 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

but waaaaaait!! Those dudes over 40 might want kids someday! 🤣🤣🤣

[–]UnforgettableBevyFDS Newbie 33 points34 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Pfft! Yeah right! And expect the woman to do EvErYtHiNg!!!!!

[–]NerfboardFDS Newbie 496 points497 points  (13 children) | Copy Link

If they’re harassing 20s women they don’t deserve any women 😂

[–]AcadiaLeather5071Ruthless Strategist 154 points155 points  (7 children) | Copy Link

Speaking of harassing women... the Scrotes are unironically reporting this as targeted harassment, misinformation and hate!

Women: don’t creep on young women!

Scrotes: this is LITERALLY hate and HARASSMENT!! 😭😭 🍼

[–]throhawey123FDS Newbie 14 points15 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I cannot even with these scrotes. Imagine if we were like that?! Like seriously everywhere i go there's misogyny. There's literally subreddits like entitled b!tch and lil scrotie can't even handled being told to NOT BE A PEDOPHILE

[–]anotherdamnloserFDS Newbie 68 points69 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

To realize men think it’s absolute hate and harassment to not be entitled to young women, young women they want because they’re easier to control. Wow. Yeah.

[–]Big-Respond8481FDS Newbie 47 points48 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Young teens and tweens women who do not want their crusty asses anyway, and they know. Can confirm as a girl of this age range.

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

They are big, big mad.

[–]Big-Respond8481FDS Newbie 9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Aha, I still have to figure that one out....🤔🤡

[–]DinaslabyrinthFDS Newbie 87 points88 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

^

[–]modemarktFDS Newbie 77 points78 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Keyword “harassing” cause no 20 something year old is ACTUALLY interested in dating them 🙃

[–]Lavender_flowFDS STRATEGY COACH 53 points54 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Amen! 🙌

[–]RojavaLoverFDS Newbie 358 points359 points  (27 children) | Copy Link

Since FDS I’ve been so ruthless with men over 35 who contact me on dating apps. Esp when I’m bored, I loveeeee to stick the knife in and twist it. I got called ageist by a 57 year old (I’m 30) because I called him out for ignoring my age preference and contacting me. I told him it was inappropriate for someone his age to contact me and his response “oh so you’re ageist”. Lmfao! Me: “Yes, very much so. Except when it’s older woman, younger man. I’m cool with that”.

Dumbfuck. He was MAD mad.

[–][deleted] 247 points248 points  (7 children) | Copy Link

Ah, yes. Men liking younger women instead of those their own age is BiOlOgY and pReFeReNcE. Women liking men their own age instead of older ones is AgEiSm.

[–]mostdefinitelyntursFDS Newbie 66 points67 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Then when I bring up biology in terms of men leading, protecting, and providing all of a sudden im a golddigger lol. Men want to lead everything; but can't lead themselves to a job application nor common sense🥴

[–]Connect_Chipmunk_691FDS Newbie 114 points115 points  (5 children) | Copy Link

The evolutionary psychology stuff is so irritating because it sounds like pseudoscience designed to allow these types of men to get away with doing whatever they want and putting all kinds of women down in the process.

[–]slayeroftruthFDS Apprentice 91 points92 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

We need to be ruthless back.

One example is gold diggers is biological. These men are of age where their sperm is worthless low quality that passes on unhealthy stuff to children and effect women they are getting pregnant. So biologically it makes since for them to be used for money because they have nothing else to offer. Considering their sperm causes children to have certain things passed onto them and they effect women they are getting pregnant the "providers" need to have money to take care of family.

You could also argue child support and alimony are biological considering men are suppose to be "providers". Men need to be grateful our system give them opportunity to fulfill their biological purpose.

Considering how men in 30's sperm is so unhealthy (their sell by date. wall ect) that's biology saying they should stay away from women. If they want family then should have enough money to support family on his income alone because that's all they have to offer. Beta men need to except they will never have mate.

Men love mentioning how it was for certain men in the past conveniently leaving out how wealthy men provided financially (i'm not glorying these men. they were awful as well) while not wanting to do same for their wives. Men pick and choose then leave out what is not convenient. Were talking about the same dolts who moan about draft but glorify past where young men were sent to being killed in draft for war.

[–]thatrecoilwhenyoucmeThrowaway Account 3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Bingo... no like literally this is it. It’s silent collusion

[–]Connect_Chipmunk_691FDS Newbie 7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

That's a brilliant assessment! Silent collusion......💯

All of the garbage about youth and beauty and attraction to certain specific body types being touted as indicators of fertility--like no other type of woman body type or age has had healthy children?! They need variety and one all kinds of sexual experiences with all different kinds of women because they need variety and because they need to spread their seed which again is garbage. They're not actually trying to spread their seed and if every single woman they've ever slept with came back to them and said they were pregnant and had DNA test to prove without a shadow of a doubt that those babies were indeed theirs those particular dudes would freak out!

Don't even get me started on that sex at dawn book! I haven't read it and I never will but I know enough about it. And seeing how it has twisted women up to compromise on their wanting to be loved exclusively and wanting to have a great loving relationship with a really great man is mind boggling. There is so much out there telling women like this is just how men are and this is how you understand them so you can just deal with it and give up the things that you want in a relationship. Women are mocked for wanting to be loved and cherished particularly if you want that exclusively. We're put down for fairy tales. But I want what my own version of that looks like just like Pretty Woman and I loved that when Edward asked her what happened when the prince rescued the princess she told him she rescues him right back. I also love that she wanted better for herself and that she was willing to walk away from him for that. People totally miss that part of it.

And all of that is basically to say that women do not get to use the evolutionary psychology stuff for our benefit. Men will argue with that typically in the manner that, Well women are working now so they don't have to secure resources or whatever crazy excuses they come up with to invalidate and devalue our own hearts. And the picture it paints is so lopsided.

[–]Gouda8995FDS Newbie 91 points92 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Me: “Yes, very much so. Except when it’s older woman, younger man. I’m cool with that”.

Lmao and this is what the MRAs teach their paid subscribers as "Agree and Amplify"

Total Queen response, I love it

[–]Big-Respond8481FDS Newbie 33 points34 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

So the pedos actually scream ageist now? I find it ageist that they specifically abuse people who could be their children and grandchildren!

[–]Connect_Chipmunk_691FDS Newbie 63 points64 points  (5 children) | Copy Link

I'm in my mid-40s and honestly I would be fine with a dude who was 10 years younger than me if we were suitable and compatible with each other. I look much younger than I actually am and I feel much younger not maturity-wise but in other ways. But younger than that, no.

Now I have seen certain celebrity couples with age gaps like that where it's older woman younger man. Hugh Jackman and his wife, another British actor I think Maxwell Caulfield, the president of France. And a lot of those couples have been together for a very long time and they're really sweet when you're looking at them & how they are with each other. I do have a difficult time when you hear of much older men being with women who are young enough to be their daughters or their granddaughters. Something about that does not sit well with me. Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart seem to be an exception.

When I was on OLD I kept getting matched up with guys who were much older than me and honestly very creepy looking. Needless to say I was not on any of those apps for long. I'd rather spend my time and money investing in myself and my own passions and pursuits and working on being the best version of myself, doing things I actually enjoy etc! That makes me feel better and it makes me feel like I'm being more productive in my own self-development, and that there's a better shot of me coming across the right guy that way.

[–]DmKrispinFDS Newbie 37 points38 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

As an older woman married to a younger man, I highly recommend it!

I had just turned 42 when I met my husband, who was about to turn 27. That was 11 years ago, and we're still going strong!

[–]Connect_Chipmunk_691FDS Newbie 9 points10 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

Wow, that's awesome! How did you guys meet?

Very happy for you guys! 🥰💖🤗

[–]DmKrispinFDS Newbie 23 points24 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Aw, thanks!

We met online. Neither one of us was looking for romance; we were just socializing with a group of common online friends. There was definitely a spark, though. When I found out how young he was, I assumed we would remain "just friends" ... but the age difference didn't faze him at all. He went to quite a bit of effort to prove that he was sincere and he didn't care if I was 22, 32, or 42.

We are incredibly well-suited to each other, and we've been married for 7 years now.

[–]Connect_Chipmunk_691FDS Newbie 6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Oh my goodness, I love that! That's so sweet! That's great that you both are so well suited to each other. That's the difference maker right there! Thanks for sharing that awesome story! That gives me a lot of hope! And honestly I always love hearing people's happy marriage stories, especially when you see & hear how well a husband loves his wife! 🥰🙌💖🤗

[–]relationship_redditFDS Newbie 16 points17 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Ageist! 😆 Something tells me he would be a little ageist too, if he had the same age gap, but in the opposite direction (84-year-old woman).

[–]IDontAgreeSorryFDS Newbie 31 points32 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

How does a scrote that old even know that word ahahahahahah wtf

[–]Gouda8995FDS Newbie 22 points23 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Conservadork Facebag memes

[–]modernmedusaaRuthless Strategist 5 points6 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Ageist???? Lmfaoo a 50 yr old man is going to far die earlier than a 20 something woman, it’s a very SIGNIFICANT factor when choosing a life partner/father. Men die earlier than women anyway

[–]RojavaLoverFDS Newbie 4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Looool never mind death, my preference was for a guy no older than 35 because fertility.

Why would I want to procreate with a grandad who has deformed, dead sperm. Disgusting!

The thought of it makes me want to throw up. It’s sickening.

[–]fckingmiraclesFDS Newbie 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Except when it’s older woman, younger man. I’m cool with that.

Haha, perfect. Queen shit.

[–]Equal-Ear2312FDS Apprentice 58 points59 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

or even better, start visiting a cardiologist and stop dating altogether. no one wants to feel like they have to call the ambulance every five minutes.

[–]XxShykatxXFDS Newbie 54 points55 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I'm pretty certain no 20 year old is excited to have to take care of someone when they're just getting started with their life. Need I say more?

[–]veniphylFDS Newbie 109 points110 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Better if they would leave all of us alone

[–]Sall99 96 points97 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

Picking DiCaprio for this is unintentially perfect.

50yr old men who date 21 year olds, dumo them when they are 23, then get another 21 yr old...

You cant honestly argue that they see women as full human beings and just "happen" to like younger. He wants young, pretty girls to feed his ego and have sex with. Anyone over 30 consistantly dating 20yrs old isnt looking at women as full human beings they can have a fulfilling, equal, partnership and relationship with, but as things they stick their dick in.

Sick to god of people acting like the fact dicaprio has never in his life dated someone over 24 is funny. Its not funny, trivial or a non issue. Its disgusting and pathetic

[–]buttcheeksuniteFDS Newbie 48 points49 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

And Leo was friends with his current girlfriend’s family and has known her since she was 12 🤮

[–]fckingmiraclesFDS Newbie 5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.

[–][deleted] 57 points58 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

They should thank you for this Public Service Announcement. FDS out here saving lives 🤣

[–]Barky11FDS Newbie 10 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I’m dying laughing 🤣 Leo won’t date a women over 25.

[–]FiebreFDS Newbie 42 points43 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

And by that we mean a paid nurse, right? Not a bangmaidnurse.

[–]shelballamaFDS Newbie 34 points35 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I just guffawed 😂😂😂😂

[–]MagistraliterFDS Newbie 21 points22 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

And in my country's news today: a 47 yo male celebrity marries an 18 yo woman, his girlfriend of 3 years and mother of their 6 months old daughter. Why are we even trying.

[–]DinaslabyrinthFDS Newbie 28 points29 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Amen

[–]haggis_risingFDS Newbie 29 points30 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Except I don't care if he's having a stroke 🤷‍♀️

[–]eleguagirlFDS Newbie 46 points47 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Actually if you’re that kind of man, just leave every woman alone. Get yourself a home nurse

[–]SpittensFDS Newbie 43 points44 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Preferably a male one so his lizard brain doesn't try to shoot his shot anyway ....

[–]idiopathictendenciesFDS Newbie 26 points27 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Do I smell toast?

[–]BbeautifulbitchFDS Newbie 4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Dr. Penfield ?

[–]soullesscurryFDS Newbie 13 points14 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Sis I kid you not I snorted water reading this meme, thank you for a wet tee and tears of joy! Hahahaha.

[–]AocwannabeFDS Apprentice 15 points16 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I’m just confused as to how younger women find significantly older men attractive UNLESS she doesn’t have resources and he pays the bills. And even then I can’t imagine having to close my eyes and pretend to be aroused by a considerably older man. Especially because even really good looking older men still don’t look THAT good to me (George Clooney, Sean Connery, Denzel Washington)...

I hope to always be attracted to men within my age range but my current preference is 32-40. I’m 39 and the men over 40 I’ve been meeting are replete with 🚩🚩 but not enough hair.🤣

[–]UnstrirringCoffeeFDS Apprentice 24 points25 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Ha, perfect timing. I just responded to a post on a cat sub where a woman was concerned that her cat might not get along with her boyfriend's cats when she would move in with him. Initially I didn't even see it was about cats, because she is 28 and he is 41. WTH!

[–]tinyoceankissesFDS Newbie 24 points25 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

40+ men that "like" and reply to 20-something girls' Instagram pics.....it makes me absolutely sick. I had this exact experience recently, and I cannot get it out of my head.

[–]ShieldMaidenLagerthaFDS Disciple 25 points26 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Sheot....I think it’s time for 40+ women to start dating 30 year old men who’s faces don’t look like a leather handbag with dry rot and still have functioning dicks. Let’s be real, a 30 year old man is usually a better looks match to a 40 year old woman anyways...

[–]rosepinksFDS Newbie 3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

This is so true tho. When 40+ men hit on me I just wanna 🤮🤢 like dude we have nothing in common, gtfo

[–]butterscotch_cherrieFDS Newbie 3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

There is a chart plotting Leonardo DiCaprio's age against that of his girlfriends. In the teens it's similar, then the women's age stabilizes at a maximum of around 25 while his rises ...

[–]shaquielle0atmealFDS Newbie 12 points13 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

So funny because this meme matches something that happened to me today! I'm really into cars and was looking to buy this vintage Camaro an older man in my neighborhood was selling. I spoke with him and took down his contact information to text him about test driving and possibly purchasing the Camaro and when I texted him, he began flirting with me and saying he loves talking to me and was commenting on my looks. Mind you, I'm 20 (he knows this) and he looks to be in his mid-60s.

[–]PeaceImpersonified 17 points18 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Signs of a stroke. I'm dead💀💀🥀

[–]infojustwannabefreeFDS Newbie 23 points24 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Oh trust me, we know the signs of a stroke... we just pretend we don't!

[–]KatMagusFDS Newbie 11 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Ughhhh. All this screams sexuality is NOT a choice!!! I remember back in the bad old pick me days. Some of these scrotes used their SON’S pic on the dating app. I was SO disgusted. Then when I thought things couldn’t get worse (I was out the time, $, effort, etc), this absolute entitled ASS tries to treat me like a SW and offer me money for sex because “Asian women are hookers.” Go fuck yourself loser.

I guess I’m glad he didn’t persist and try and rape me like some others did.

Dating…NOOO.

[–]karabnpFDS Newbie 16 points17 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

🤣😭

[–]FDS-GFYFDS Newbie 14 points15 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I fucking snorted.

[–]Natalia_BanditaFDS Newbie 14 points15 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Ooooh i saw this quote on a woman's dating profile and I screamed! Best thing I've heard in a while.

[–]_differentmentality_FDS Newbie 25 points26 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

*30+

[–]elainejay82FDS Apprentice 12 points13 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

AhhhaHAHAH.

[–]breadandbunnyFDS Newbie 12 points13 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Yes!

[–]frostedgemstoneFDS Newbie 7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

“bUt iF iTs TwO cOnSeNtInG aDuLtS tHaT aRe HaPpY, wHo ArE yOu To JuDgE”

[–]clithoodwinkFDS Newbie 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Y’all are funny as all fucking hell! 😂😂

[–]modernmedusaaRuthless Strategist 9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Savage

[–]DenimiaaFDS Newbie 8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Hahahaaha! What a good meme.

[–]suspended_animation_FDS Newbie 6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Lol.. okay okay.. Even I smiled and laughed 😆

[–]VivaLaSeaFDS Newbie 5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I honestly laughed out loud at this. 😂😂

[–]warinmymind94FDS Apprentice 6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Big ed needs to see this

[–]Lazy-Tax3986FDS Newbie 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

This is hilarious. Did anyone watch Ted Lasso on Apple+? There's a plotline about this in it, it's so aggravating.

[–]TellCerseeItWasMeFDS Newbie 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Oh puck 😂

[–]freelancepsychicFDS Newbie 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

So that's where the nurse fetish came from

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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