I came to the realization that I’ve curved 100s of men in my life and not one time was it really because they were “too nice” or “too beta” And I’m NOT SORRY!

 

Women are trying to spare men’s feelings, but we probably need to stop telling men this lie because clearly they’re really out here believing it.

 

Then they’ll be on all the men’s forums talking bout how we only like “thugs” and “Assholes” and “Chads” and what have you.

 

Terry Crews, Jason Momoa, Keanu Reeves are some of the nicest and most feminist guys out there and they have absolutely no problem getting women because it’s not about that.

 

Here’s a list of reasons why I rejected “Nice Guys”.

  • Facially Clapped
  • Their clothes never fit right
  • Their clothes never match
  • They don’t know how to use an iron
  • Their beard grows in patchy
  • Their fade never looks crisp
  • Fat / Out of Shape
  • Bad Breath
  • Skinny Chicken Chest
  • Hair Never Brushed like Kevin Durant
  • Their Hairline is receding but they won’t accept it like Lebron James
  • Their skin is ashy
  • Their lips are crustier than pre - jail Gucci Mane
  • Teeth yellow
  • Teeth Crooked
  • Teeth crooked AND yellow like James Harden

As far as the personality stuff:

  • They don’t know who they are as a person
  • Emotionally needy
  • Boring AF with no skills or interest
  • They’re just as misogynist and entitled as far more attractive men therefore not worth it
  • Angry at the world
  • Always Playing the Victim
  • No personal drive or discipline
  • Lazy
  • Cheap  

So basically 9/10 these “Nice Guys” are just fucking ugly, have poor grooming and negative social skills and it has nothing to do with them being nice or women preferring “Assholes”.

 

Feel free to print this list out and hand it to the “Nice Guys” in your life so they can check off which bullet points apply.