One time a man I was dating sent me this “joke” so I blocked him. Did I save my own life? Potentially.

FluffandRainclouds · 2021-02-20T14:26:01+00:00

NSFW mark for triggering content.

weekend111 · 2021-02-20T11:21:14+00:00

It’s a shitty joke anyway. That’s the kind of shit I have in mind when I hear them say “women aren’t funny.”

Women are plenty funny, you’re the one who can’t laugh at anything that isn’t a rape joke, Kyle.

Orcrista · 2021-02-20T12:27:26+00:00

I think women across the world should start frequently and loudly 'JOKING' about castrating men. Why is it such a taboo? Men repeatedly 'joke' about violent acts against women: rape, mutilation, all sorts of other degrading and revolting acts aside from outright murder like this meme does. And then act shocked when we are offended. We should just start replying with castration jokes.

This meme should have been replied with:

'Lol, my previous bf kept bugging me to do something with his dick to make him happy. So I chopped it off and made him his favorite spicy sausage casserole. He wasn't pleased. Hahahahahaha hahahaha hahahaha!'

How many guys would laugh along to this 'joke'? They are the epitome of dishing it out but not being able to take it.

Some__Stranger · 2021-02-20T14:34:01+00:00

That's honestly horrifying, but sadly, many men find jokes about raping, mutilating, and murdering women to be "funny", "edgy", or "dark humor".

I remember many years ago, I went to a popular comedy club. It was my first and last time going to see live comedy. I remember there was a lineup of 3 or 4 "up-and-coming" male "comedians". All of them made many misogynistic "jokes" throughout the show.

However, I remember one joke in particular because it was so shocking and vile.

The man was joking about how he recently got married and couldn't wait to get his wife pregnant. But he said he only wanted his wife to give birth to sons and that if he ever had a daughter he would keep her under lock and key as long as possible.

He said eventually when she became a teenager and sexually curious that he would make sure she didn't end up on the tv show "Teen Mom" because he would "teach her how to swallow" as he pretended to be receiving oral sex.

My female friends and I gasped and were truly shocked, but the predominantly male audience roared with laughter.

So this man's "joke" is sadly not abnormal. He probably thought you would find it funny because him and his friends probably thought it was hilarious.

sadlibrarian · 2021-02-20T12:36:48+00:00

This is particularly sickening given the fact that many women have died this way and their bodies hidden by the disgusting men involved. Making it into a meme shows their lack of humanity. I’d report any man who chokes a woman during sex to the police if possible

4evaneva · 2021-02-20T14:14:31+00:00

Ahh yes that rare form of humour they call ‘dArk aND eDGy’.

Honey saying you have that kind of humour is not a flex.

Sarcastic3 · 2021-02-20T11:22:58+00:00

Omg this is so scary. You literally saved yourself from being accidentally killed. Better safe than sorry.

myoklife · 2021-02-20T15:13:28+00:00

Of all the "jokes" like this I have seen in my life, this is the most transparent promise to murder you I have ever seen

Monstermagnetmarye · 2021-02-20T15:33:25+00:00

I had a guy making a choking joke. "Chrushing your windpipe teeheeee* i was like WTF. He immediately said "some girls like that!" Yeah those need therapy for their self harming behaviour, asshole.

Wildestrose1988 · 2021-02-20T13:27:27+00:00

This is so dumb

carameals · 2021-02-20T15:15:54+00:00

WTF this is so creepy!!! That's good you blocked him.

spinsterchachkies · 2021-02-20T16:15:20+00:00

All women should say “it’s just a joke” every time they bring up legitimate complaints. Shut up your feelings aren’t valid haha get a sense of humor.

Gambit12345 · 2021-02-20T16:58:54+00:00

I was talking to my brother who’s only 3 years younger than me the other day about choking. Like why would anyone ever want to not be able to breathe during sex? Why would you want to simulate a violent action as you’re doing the most intimate action with a woman? My ex tried it on me and there was nothing erotic about it and it was half the reason I dumped him. Why is choking during sex a thing when you could go to jail for choking someone any other time? Why wouldn’t you rather kiss her neck than strangle it? Of course he’s been indoctrinated to think it’s normal, that it’s not really choking and the situation is different from choking someone on the street. And I imagine that mindset is the overarching one for most men his age.

HumanAdhesiveness360 · 2021-02-20T19:23:26+00:00

MEN WILL TELL YOU WHO THEY ARE! Listen!

prettyexcitingnews · 2021-02-20T14:36:30+00:00

Yea it’s not funny. But in real life if I say I’m offended guys would say “yOu’Re tOo sEnsiTivE.” Duh.

FitResearcher5 · 2021-02-20T21:22:16+00:00

You definitely dodged a bullet there! That’s honestly disgusting and not funny at all. It shows how pornsick and emotionally stunted he is.

I had a man send me a meme that had the caption ‘we could take cute pictures like this’ and the picture was of a woman tied up, duct tape over her mouth, and her head was to the floor and under a man’s boot. In hindsight I should have just blocked him, but I was so angry, so I told him that he was a disgusting sex pest and that he needed therapy. I told him to never send anything like that to me or anybody else again. He read my message and blocked me - guess the trash took itself out lmfao

HighPriestess31 · 2021-02-20T15:04:45+00:00

Throwback to my Kinkmeisha days when I was told "You need to tap out, or I will kill you." I very nearly passed out. It happened so fast I couldn't 'tap out.' I suspect he was putting too much pressure and CUTTING OFF BLOOD FLOW TO MY BRAIN. Scary shit.

Previous-Focus-2013 · 2021-02-20T20:45:02+00:00

Stay away from any man that laughs at this.

d3vana · 2021-02-20T14:31:59+00:00

The moment when one person places their hands on the neck of the other is placing risk of death or serious injury on that person. I hate how it's labeled fun and quirky without openly stating what risks are tied to it.

bellirage · 2021-02-20T16:49:19+00:00

I hate how normalized bdsm and choking is now, sorry I don't want to be an object for someone and think women in general deserve better

doxiepoxie · 2021-02-20T17:00:41+00:00

I hate these jokes! My ex used to make jokes like this and i cringe at the fact that i stayed with him after knowing his "weird sense of humour".

Economy_Butterfly_54 · 2021-02-20T20:36:25+00:00

This is a great example of a man who enjoys "Dark Humor". They believe this is so funny and relatable. And when they don't see you laughing or appear disgusted - "You can't take a joke."

7Cuervos · 2021-02-20T21:35:39+00:00

Oh hell no, I would NOT tolerate these type of ´´jokes´´.

I see them as a warning at this point.

Successful-Ad7296 · 2021-02-20T17:37:05+00:00

You did a good job, he had a horrible sense of humour and he needed to know that in a brutal way!

poison_snacc · 2021-02-20T23:48:11+00:00

God almighty! I’ve seen this meme in one of the “cringe” subs; it’s so bad that even the couch creatures hate it.

yolosunshine · 2021-02-21T09:33:04+00:00

Oooh because accidental murder is fun, kids

Bullet dodged.

suncolor · 2021-02-21T14:34:18+00:00

yo what the fuck

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Title	One time a man I was dating sent me this “joke” so I blocked him. Did I save my own life? Potentially.
Author	Sherbert-Trick
Upvotes	740
Comments	63
Date	February 20, 2021 11:13 AM UTC (3 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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