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[–]shelballamaFDS Newbie 346 points347 points348 points 2 years ago* (7 children) | Copy Link
LMAO girl basically.
All these Reddit posts like "my husband is a great guy, but sometimes he drains my bank account which he hasn't contributed to, without me knowing, which leaves us unable to pay the mortgage. I've put in 117 job applications for him and he refuses to go to the interviews or get therapy. He eats all my food I bought for myself and doesn't help clean. I just love him so much what do I do???!!?!"
[–]spiderunderwebFDS Newbie 49 points50 points51 points 2 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Or what was that one the other week ‘my hubby is really smart, he’s into trading. He doesn’t have a job and drains my bank account for his portfolio but he is so smart and nice’
[–]shelballamaFDS Newbie 13 points14 points15 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"he's so smart and refuses to get a job and now I can't pay for food and he keeps losing all our money in trading (read: gambling) and wants to drain me dry for a living so he can pretend he's contributing"
Yeah that one was a few days ago. It makes me want to shake these women awake from whatever dumbass stupor they're in.
Imagine dealing with this and not immediately shutting this shit down/ getting out of that relationship
[–]oi_oi_oinkFDS Apprentice 5 points6 points7 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ah, the "exceptionally smart" fairytale
[–]NotYourCirceFDS Newbie 5 points6 points7 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He’s SO smart he’s conning me in to loving him /s
[–]Street_Narwhal_3361FDS Newbie 212 points213 points214 points 2 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
Your average shark has and will continue to contribute way more to our planet than all the NVM in history.
[–]pqrsthrowawayyyyyFDS Apprentice 257 points258 points259 points 2 years ago* (10 children) | Copy Link
To be fair, if it was a real ass shark, I’d probably be of the same opinion. Because a shark isn’t a whole ass sentient being, but a predatory animal. Kind of how like Steve Irwin’s family had a statement asking people to stop killing sting rays after the incident. But LVMs, they are a whole different beast.
[–]farevvellFDS Newbie[S] 177 points178 points179 points 2 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
True, I hate the phrase "shark infested water" that's where they live!!
[–]Lemon_bars_addictionFDS Disciple 56 points57 points58 points 2 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Never thought about this but so true
[–]pqrsthrowawayyyyyFDS Apprentice 21 points22 points23 points 2 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Your username is so true @_@
[–]Lemon_bars_addictionFDS Disciple 15 points16 points17 points 2 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Haha 🍋🍋🍋
[–]UnforgettableBevyFDS Newbie 12 points13 points14 points 2 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Damnit now I want lemon bars!
[–]Lemon_bars_addictionFDS Disciple 10 points11 points12 points 2 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Bake some! Super quick and easy ☺️
[–]GeorgiaPeach_94FDS Newbie 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I need to know what lemon bars are, I don't think we have them in my country???
[–]Lemon_bars_addictionFDS Disciple 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😱😱 You are missing out! It’s the most divine treat ever. Soft chewy base and firm but custardy sweet and tart top. Dusted off with powdered sugar 🥰 Best served chill on a hot summer day (but tasty year round!) There’s so many recipes online, try one this week and let me know what you think! You can also freeze them and thaw them as needed ☺️
[–]FirePreferred_theOGFDS Newbie 56 points57 points58 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Same!! In the ocean we are easy prey for sharks and they are acting according to their nature.
[–]mamadgafFDS Newbie 30 points31 points32 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Omg love it.
Also, leave the poor (actual) 🦈🦈🦈 out of it! 😂
[–]MagistraliterFDS Newbie 18 points19 points20 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's probably just high on the gas. Just like pickmes are high on the gas(light).
[–]jupitarianriseFDS Newbie 18 points19 points20 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😂😂😂☠️
[–]midwesternwindsFDS Newbie 17 points18 points19 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In a nutshell 😂🤦♀️
[–]DameSorciereThrowaway Account 15 points16 points17 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn, I feel called out LOL. We've all been there, trying to give men the benefit of the doubt over and over again...
[–]PinkPetalCdistbeautyFDS Newbie 13 points14 points15 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Omg this is the best.
[–]SunflowerinVirgo0903FDS Apprentice 8 points9 points10 points 2 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Guilty as charged :(
[–]farevvellFDS Newbie[S] 9 points10 points11 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
We live and we learn.
[–]SunflowerinVirgo0903FDS Apprentice 6 points7 points8 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Unfortunate facts.
[–]ThrowawayCompassionFDS Newbie 7 points8 points9 points 2 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
A shark is much more valuable and special than a LVM. Considering how scary they are, actual deaths from shark attacks are pretty rare. Men murder women all the time. Usually sharks chomp and let go… Sharks are alphas at the top of the food chain in the ocean and keep the numbers of species of all the feeder fish in check. They are also natural empaths and have organs along their body that detect emotions and stress from animals around them. Some sharks are pretty endangered because of hunting DONE BY LVM who cut the fins off and leave them to die brutal deaths. Men are much scarier to sharks than vice versa and murder them in large numbers to the point of endangering the species.
lol, give me an option between all the abuse from my LVM ex’s or one moment of a shark bite, and I’d be looking at scar creams and wound doctors in 5 seconds
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