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[β]ApplegooglepearFDS Newbie473 points474 points475 points 3 years ago (18 children) | Copy Link
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You know what this is probably 1000% how the story went.
[β]hongkonghenryFDS Newbie[S] 410 points411 points412 points 3 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link
Even if it went down like it says in the Bible, it took the literal devil to convince Eve. It took Eve with her boobs out to convince Adam. π€£π€£π€£
[β]ApplegooglepearFDS Newbie178 points179 points180 points 3 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
And when it was all over adam put all the blame on God π€£π€£
[β]hongkonghenryFDS Newbie[S] 104 points105 points106 points 3 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
Well he created everyone and everything involved so who's fault is it really? π€£
[β]ApplegooglepearFDS Newbie130 points131 points132 points 3 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
LMFAO adams according to the bible man has free will so adam ain't shit π€·π½π€£
And if Adam was paying his wife some attention that cunning ass devil wouldn't have got to spit game in her ear about how good that apple was
All the blame goes on adam
[β]ninetiesbaby16FDS Apprentice125 points126 points127 points 3 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
This is actually the more traditional Christian position, Adam is held more responsible for the Fall of man and actually committed the first sin which was failing to protect his wife. He compounded this sin when he tried to blame Eve when confronted by God.
[β]UnforgettableBevyFDS Newbie86 points87 points88 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yet men in the Christian church are the most spineless breed yet... grew up Southern Baptist... the yes men were nauseating....
[β][deleted] 15 points16 points17 points 3 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
More traditional Christian Position? Which Denomination sis, I've researched Eastern Orthodoxy, Catholicism, Protestantism and all blame Eve.
I am done with them.
[β]ninetiesbaby16FDS Apprentice26 points27 points28 points 3 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Catholicism. Thereβs a strong argument to be made that Adam sinned first because he was standing right next to Eve as the snake was tempting her, and he chose not to protect her. Regardless of who sinned first, Adamβs sin was greater and he is the one responsible for the Fall of man. Iβve heard one well respected priest give a lecture where he mentioned that during the Fall, Eve committed five sins, while Adam committed 8. Itβs mentioned countless times in the Bible that the sin of Adam is what created original sin: βFor just as through the disobedience of one man the many were made sinners, so also through the obedience of the one man the many will be made righteous.β (Romans 5:19)
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This is a great find, I was recently getting into Orthodoxy and a lot of things were refuted. I am not at all surprised about the Schism at this point. Thank you for informing me.
[β]HexyHagThrowaway Account11 points12 points13 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow TIL! And failing to protect his partner sounds a lot like the men we know today -.- they still haven't gotten that heimlich.
[β]SpaceC4seFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah basically all of what you said. Someday, before my time on Earth is over, I want to find a godly man who actually understands the Bible.
[β]msChonk123FDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Hello, just wondering, are you Catholic yourself?
[β]ninetiesbaby16FDS Apprentice0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes and no. I am Catholic but often donβt really practice it.
[β]anonymous55555111FDS Newbie37 points38 points39 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Man wrote the Bible so I wouldn't be surprised
[β]versaceatnightFDS Newbie17 points18 points19 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is literally how it went down. Google the sumerian origin story of adam and eve. Of course it was the guy who screwed up π
[β]whatrutalkinboutFDS Newbie16 points17 points18 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
100% without a doubt
[β][deleted] 93 points94 points95 points 3 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
Men love to blame Eve for their destruction but Adam would have been very lonely in the garden by himself if only Eve was banished so get over it and eat up.
[β]NihilisticBuddhismFDS Newbie25 points26 points27 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Plus they seem to forget that Satan was a male lmao, but of course they always blame women
[β][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ooh good one. The destruction and all evil of the world is the Serpent himself. The banished male who knows how to deceive
[β]UnstrirringCoffeeFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 3 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Eve's two predecessors were banished.
[β][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Wait who was that? Iβm way too interested
[β]SpaceC4seFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 3 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
One of them might possibly be Lilith, Adam's first wife in Jewish scripture.
[β]UnstrirringCoffeeFDS Newbie12 points13 points14 points 3 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Yep, I think the other was unnamed. The reason she was kicked out of paradise is because god made her in front of Adam and Adam saw the whole process. It freaked him out so much, that he couldn't even go near her because he had seen her insides. Adam sounds like a scrote to me. It's not like his insides were any prettier.
[β][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow you have got to be kidding me. ..Eve didnβt deserve this hate, where do I file for the womenβs curse of painful childbirth and period cramps to be revoked? We were being mistreated and misled since the beginning of time
[β]SpaceC4seFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
If only there was a way to make him see his own insides I mean what
[β][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah, I don't understand. He is God, right? Just make Adam able to see himself be made. Or tell him that he was made in the same way.
"By the sweat of your brow you will eat your food until you return to the ground, since from it you were taken; for dust you are and to dust you will return." Genesis 3:19
What I get from this is that Adam would get to see himself become unmade. And that I take as an acceptable substitute
[β]Few_DirectionFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
eat upππππ
[β]hvwthrowawayFDS Newbie123 points124 points125 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
he swallowed the apple so Eve couldn't keep eating from the Tree of Knowledge to level up
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Hahahahah yaas!!!!
[β]mscristalconnorsFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
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[β]anonymous55555111FDS Newbie21 points22 points23 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've wondered the same thing. I always thought that was funny
[β]chorussaurusFDS Newbie25 points26 points27 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Okay, so after all these comments I am gonna have to find a Bible and read this story again because I don't remember many details apparently, lol.
[β]ceilingkatwatchesusFDS Disciple16 points17 points18 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
me and you both. ahahahhaahha
[β]anotherdamnloserFDS Newbie46 points47 points48 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We were framed!
[β]K80L80FDS Newbie29 points30 points31 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
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[β]0kfornowFDS Newbie42 points43 points44 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah of course- male projection strikes again
[β]GreytracksuitPantsFDS Newbie27 points28 points29 points 3 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Did she not pick the apple and give it to him to eat? I dunno Iβm not up to date on bible stories
[β]charlotte823240FDS Newbie33 points34 points35 points 3 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
She took a bite first and then shared it with him.
[β]msChonk123FDS Newbie44 points45 points46 points 3 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Yep and he was there with her. If you read the story, the way it goes is that she handed it to him, meaning that he was there the entire time that she was being deceived by the snake. If Adam had been a HVM he would have stopped her.
[β]scooter_seFDS Newbie25 points26 points27 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I agree, but would it be even more HVM to stop the snake instead of her?
[β]msChonk123FDS Newbie12 points13 points14 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good point!
[β]soaring_potatoFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well. Sometimes getting someone away from a dangerous situation might be better than just trying to pick a fight, especially if it's the litteral devil.
Maybe that's just my opinion tho.
[β][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
F*ck yes!
[β]StrainingMyNeuronsFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well, you probably havenβt missed much, since it doesnβt update often... π
[β]whatrutalkinboutFDS Newbie15 points16 points17 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I just audibly gasped at this LOL
[β]bear_sees_the_carFDS Newbie8 points9 points10 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Somewhere in wiki was written, that it was Adam, who offered to eat the apple. Not Christian religion, obviously. I think it was quran, but im not sure.
[β]throwawayyyyyynowwwFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This thread made me laugh so much!
[β]YoudidntfindthisFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Of course π€£
[β]buffysummerrsFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This!!!!!!
[β]mscristalconnorsFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Something ainβt adding up...
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[β]TwoIfBySeaShips0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I always heard it as Eve was lied to by a snake in a garage where sin doesn't exist. Then gives an apple she thinks is safe to Adam who eats the apple because why not, and part way down his throat God comes out and stops the apple, and that's why guys have adams apple. In a sense it was god who lied about the garden being safe from sin and the snake who lied about the tree being safe. Eve and Adam were just played by cosmic beings.
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