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[–]EspionagessFDS Apprentice122 points123 points124 points 3 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
My friend taught me a neat trick. When some loser says "smile" you can turn to them and say "say something funny" or "ok amuse me". After a couple of seconds of their stunned silence make a buzzer noise with a thumbs down, or just say "dissapointing" and walk away. It's from a sketch but I can't remember which one.
[–]TheSuspiciousChardFDS Apprentice64 points65 points66 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I do think that their need for us to smile comes from their narcissism, and insecurity and another part is objectifying women. Women are objects and they should always smile, and if they don’t they see this as a reflection of them (because EVERYTHING revolves around them!) so if you aren’t smiling they get insecure why aren’t you smiling at THEM you doll?
[–]EspionagessFDS Apprentice39 points40 points41 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yeah they want to live in a world where they can snap their fingers or bark commands at women and we immediately concede. I love all these little ways to let them know that too bad, the world is changing and their barks mean nothing anymore :)
[–]TheSuspiciousChardFDS Apprentice14 points15 points16 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It just makes them look like a dog.
[–]la_bel_iconnuFDS Newbie28 points29 points30 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I overheard a woman tell a guy who told her to smile "I'm just trying to live my life, buddy, I'm not here to decorate yours" and it's been my go-to since.
[–]azureangel35FDS Apprentice[S] 9 points10 points11 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
omg that's brilliant!!
[–]dkwantsdkFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Here's another one for you https://youtu.be/2TmscdapDHg
[–]Suspicious-Leg-1407FDS Apprentice42 points43 points44 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nothing screams "i am low value" quite like demanding a stranger smile at you.
That person's father didn't teach them high value manners.
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[–]rf-elaineFDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
This is hilarious, please teach me more Russian tricks!
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[–]rf-elaineFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Thank you Russian fairy godmother 💖
[–]Sound-ImpossiblePickmeisha™️16 points17 points18 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I work retail, and i heard that many times. They say "you should smile" and i ask "why?" And usually they say "because you work on retail you should smile!" And i respond with "smile for you? They don't pay me for smiling". And usually they go away. I'm not your clown don't tell me to smile
[–]SoftritoFDS Apprentice12 points13 points14 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Last Christmas I had a friend die from cancer. A few days later a coworker called me so I stopped my work to walk over to him so he can ask me why I never smile. I explained to him that it really isn't his business because first off no one goes out of their way to do unnatural gestures as they work and secondly, my friend just died. I felt so stupid because of the way I explained myself and he really couldn't care less.
[–]Stormy98710 points11 points12 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The only good thing about COVID is being able to wear a mask all the time.
[–]StrawberryMoon3FDS Apprentice7 points8 points9 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tbh, that is my demon face.
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