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[–]SnugglyyFDS Apprentice132 points133 points134 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
What happens when the “upgraded” sidechick meets the new sidechick and they both stay calm? What happens then? 🤔🤔
[–]natalie2k8FDS Newbie29 points30 points31 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Polygamy?
[–]lasolteritaFDS Apprentice19 points20 points21 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The guys has two girls now, I guess? 🤮
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Then they both date each other and leave the guy hanging
[–]Inez_HoneyfoxFDS Apprentice189 points190 points191 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Plot twist: they meet, talk, and both leave his dumb ass!😒👌
[–]GuineveresGraceFDS Apprentice43 points44 points45 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I prefer Miranda Lambert’s version. They bury him, and drive away in expensive cars he gifted them.
[–]BDizzy18FDS Apprentice67 points68 points69 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This scenario seems much more likely. 😂
[–]CeriseNoireFDS Newbie20 points21 points22 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wouldn't be the first time this exact thing happened.
[–]CuriousCatNYC777Ruthless Strategist7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
This is the reality. I saw it happen about 2 years ago. Wife asked side chick if she was aware of his raging herpes? 🤔 She was never to be seen again. Wife also dropped him like a rock and he was left alone and isolated. LMAO. Now he spends most of his time begging back the wife.
If you bust him cheating, Ask the side chick if she is aware of his herpes. Act truly concerned. Then dump his ass and run.
[–]KitKat1705FDS Newbie234 points235 points236 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Just a bunch of dusties day dreaming they have enough game to have a wife and a side chick. Keep dreaming boys 🙄
[–]SextMexFDS Apprentice[S] 76 points77 points78 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly what I was thinking 😂
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[–]mizzmilitiaFDS Newbie103 points104 points105 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Why would any woman want to marry a guy like that.. gross
[–]azngirl7689At-Risk Pick Me Youth74 points75 points76 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women who think marriage is a life goal
[–]Skittleschild02FDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pffft, this is half of the women at my job. It’s amazing what women do to be “kept.”
[–]levelupcleverupFDS Disciple128 points129 points130 points 4 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Who wrote this? Also, imagine if the genders were reversed:
“If you as my husband meet my side dick in a mall and you choose to disrespect me by making a show of it, if the babe respects me and keeps his calm I am upgrading him to husband, end of story...”
Think of all the “hypergamy!” and “slut!” comments that would be thrown around. Lmaoooooo they can’t imagine women as being actual human beings. Fucking scrotes.
[–]quaintlyspokenFDS Newbie53 points54 points55 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Honestly I would LOVE a satire sub where women say all the same things that men do like this and responds in kind. Maybe it exists and I just don't know about it?
[–]thewetdog_FDS Disciple36 points37 points38 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
r/actualstraightmen is an absolute gold mine. Sadly it’s quite small so not super active.
Don’t skip the comments!
[–]quaintlyspokenFDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thank youuuu! This sub should be in the affiliates/sidebar of this subreddit. Haha
[–]SextMexFDS Apprentice[S] 9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No idea. It was cropped like this on Instagram which is a shame.
I saw a post a while ago that said "Ladies, would you forgive your man if he caught you cheating??" and the comments were just as you would expect. Sluts, whites, "this is why you keep bitches at home", "if I get married she'd be too scared to cheat". You know, the usual abusive shit.
[–]butterflymeadowzzFDS Disciple6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I applaud this approach, needs to happen more often
[–]Nifteroni-and-CheeseFDS Newbie36 points37 points38 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Translation: If I mistreat you and you refuse to take it lying down, I’ll mistreat someone else instead.
Let the trash take itself out ladies, and daily reminder that if he cheats on her with you, it’s only a matter of time until he cheats on you.
[–]MaisiebrFDS Newbie32 points33 points34 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So they want a doormat as a wife, tell me something new.
[–]perhapsbutnottodayFDS Disciple24 points25 points26 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She can have him! There’s no way I’m gonna be thinking of “respecting “ a cheater. Oh, sir you WILL hear about yourself!
[–]thewetdog_FDS Disciple22 points23 points24 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Only a dead beat would think like this. Men with any worthwhile assets wouldn’t casually think of a divorce, much less one where there was adultery involved.
But first, men with ANYTHING worthwhile don’t hang out at the mall lmaoooo
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[–]marcelleines2FDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
well said girl. africans men are disgusting in general. then expect loyalty and for you to accept anything.
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[–]hoIds_up_sporkFDS Disciple3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Same with me but with Ghanaian men. My mom has a blog on Ghanaian politics/feminism (she's a lawyer and social worker) but she hired a guy for the tech stuff so sometimes you'll see a post telling women (and young people in general) not to get married and then scroll down a little further and the scrote wrote something about how women depreciate with value. I can code now tho so we don't need him anymore :)
[–]marcelleines2FDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
queen shit
[–]myprettiesFDS Disciple9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You can smell all the unwashed limp dicks from here
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The pickmeishas and libfems have really given the male gender massive egos.
[–]ScotsburdFDS Disciple9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And these men wonder why we despise them.
[–]nunmodePickmeisha™️16 points17 points18 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was actually in this situation, moved somewhere new and didnt know I was the sidechick. Saw him out with her of 10 years and he said we should meet because they are only discussing business. Once she said they were together I probed her about it and she caught on that he was with both of us. At this point a new guy walked over and asked if he could buy me a drink I said yes he says enjoy hookah with us I invited her too thats when she knew what was really happening. I stayed calm and got an upgrade in the same swoop
[–]mango_pecanFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Omg no
[–]verityspiceFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Respect's me.
Dude can't even spell 🤣
[–]LaidLacefrontFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Spoken like a true Nigerian man.
[–]Sa_Sa_1988FDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Upgrade her”
Bruh.
GTFO
[–]woiashenseeaFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This HAS to be a troll acct please god
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